"For a black girl, you mean?"
"JoLayne, don't start with that."
"Not all of us hang out on street corners. Some of us actually know our way around the woods ... or maybe were you referring to women in general."
"Actually, I was." Tom decided it was better to be thought a chauvinist than a racist assuming JoLayne was half serious.
She said, "Are you saying your wife never took you stalking?"
"Not that I can recall."
"And none of your girlfriends?" Now JoLayne was smiling. Obviously she enjoyed giving him a start now and then.
Kissing his neck sweetly: "I'm sorry to be jerking your chain, but it's more fun than I can stand. You don't know how long it's been since I've had a guilt-ridden white boy all to myself."
"That's me."
"We should've made love again," she said, suddenly pensive. "Last night to hell with the rain and cold, we should've done it."
Tom thought it an odd moment to raise the subject, what with a gang of heavily armed lunatics three hundred feet away.
"I decided a long time ago," she said, "that if I knew exactly when I was going to die, I'd make a point of screwing my brains out the night before."
"Good plan."
"And we coulddie out here on this island. I mean, these are very bad guys we're chasing."
Tom said he preferred to think positive thoughts.
"But you do agree," JoLayne said, "there's a chance they'll kill us."
"Hell, yes, there's a chance."
"That's all I'm saying. That's why I wish we'd made love."
"Oh, I think we'll get another shot." Tom, trying to stay upbeat.
JoLayne Lucks closed her eyes and rolled her head back. "Mortal fear makes for great sex I read that someplace."
"Mortal fear."
"It wasn't Cosmo,either. I'm sorry for babbling, Tom, I'm just really "
"Nervous. Me, too," he said. "Let's concentrate on what to do about these assholes who stole your lottery ticket."
The dreamy expression passed from JoLayne's face. "That wasn't all they did."
"I know."
"But still I'm not sure if I can make myself pull the trigger."
"Maybe it won't come to that," he said.
JoLayne pointed up in the mangrove branches. A tiny barrel-shaped beetle had become trapped in one of the gossamer webs. Slowly, almost casually, the spider was crossing the intricate net toward the struggling insect.
"That's what we need. A web," JoLayne said.
They watched the stalking until a drawn-out cry broke the stillness; not a woman's cry, this time, but a man's. It was no less harrowing.
JoLayne shuddered and rose to her knees. "Damn. What now?"
Tom Krome got up quickly. "Well, I'd rather have them screaming than singing campfire songs." He held out his hand. "Come on. Let's go see."
Chub didn't trust either Bode or Shiner to shoot the crab safely off his hand. He didn't even trust himself.
"I feel like dogshit," he admitted.
They persuaded him to lie down, and the panic passed after a few minutes. The piercing pain subsided into a dead throbbing weight. Bode brought a lukewarm Budweiser and Shiner offered a stick of beef jerky. From Amber, nothing; not a peep of sympathy.
"I'm cold," Chub complained. "I got the shakes."
Bode told him the wound was badly infected. "What I can see of it," he added. The crab had quite a mouthful.
"Is the fucker dead or alive?" Chub, squinting fretfully.
Shiner said, "Dead."
Bode said, "Alive."
Chub looked to Amber for the tiebreaker. "I can't honestly tell," she said.
"God, I'm freezin'. My skin's on fire but the rest a me is freezin' cold."
Amber pulled the tarpaulin off the tree and blanketed Chub, up to his neck. He was thrilled by what he perceived, incorrectly, as an act of comfort and affection. Amber's true intent was selfish: to conceal from plain view Chub's stringy nakedness, as well as the ghastly crab.
He said, "Thank you, darling. Later we'll go on that walk you promised."
"You're in no shape to walk anywhere."
Shiner said, "Amen, that's a fact." Dreading the thought of the two of them alone.
Bodean Gazzer warmed a pot of coffee on the fire. Chub began to doze. Amber furtively tried to retrieve her waitress shorts but they caught on Chub's ponytail, which snapped him awake. "No, don't you dare! They're mine, goddammit, you gave 'em to me!" Twisting and shaking his head.
"OK, OK." Amber backed off.
From beneath the tarp emerged Chub's good hand. It readjusted the shiny pants across his nose and mouth, leaving his unpatched eye exposed through one of the leg holes.
Shiner, his hack turned to Chub, mouthed the words: "He's crazy."
"Thanks for the news flash," said Amber.
They drank the coffee while Bodean Gazzer read aloud from the writings of the First Patriot Covenant. When he got to the part about Negroes and Jews being descended from the devil, Amber waved a hand. "Where does it say thatin the Scriptures?"
"Oh, it's in there. 'Those who lay down with Satan will bring forth from his demon seed only children of darkness and deceit.' " Bode was winging it. He hadn't cracked a Bible since junior high.
Amber remained skeptical, but Shiner chirped: "If the colonel says it's in there, it's in there." Though Shiner couldn't recall his fanatically reborn mother invoking such a potent verse. It seemed like something she would've mentioned, too; demon seeds!
Chub lifted his head and requested his sack of marine glue. Angrily Bode said, "You're done with that shit."
"I ain't, either." Whenever Chub spoke, the satiny fabric of Amber's shorts puckered around his mouth. Amber expected she would carry the freaky vision to her grave.
Bodean Gazzer was saying, "Christ, you already got a fucked-up eye, a fucked-up hand last thing you need is a fucked-up brain. You're a soldier, remember? A major."
"My ass." Chub, glowering through the pants.
Bode resumed reading, but only Shiner remained attentive. His questions mostly concerned the living accommodations provided in Montana by the First Patriot Covenant. Did the pillboxes have central heating? Was there cable TV, or a dish?
Chub, who'd nodded off again, suddenly sprung to a sitting position. "My gun! Where's it at?"
"Probably in the boat," Bode said disapprovingly, "with your camos."
"Go find it!"
"I'm busy."
"Now! I ast for my goddamn gun!" Chub had remembered the lottery ticket, hidden in one of the chambers.
Shiner said, "I'll go."
"Like hell," Chub snarled. His eye fell upon Amber. She was on the other side of the campfire, sitting beside the kid; real close, too. Touchinghim touching his pudgy arm!
Chub didn't realize she was icing the tattoo, but it likely wouldn't have mattered. To Bode Gazzer he said: "Time for a meetin'."
"What?"
"Of the WCA. We got 'portant bidness, remember?"
"Oh yeah," said Bode. He'd have preferred to wait until the crab crisis was resolved. Encumbered as he was, Chub had lost some of the menacing presence that was so useful in tight confrontations.
Bode called the meeting to order with such a lack of enthusiasm that it put Amber on alert. She gave Shiner a quick jab with an elbow, to let him know it was coming; what they'd debated privately in the hours before dawn. Shiner looked crushed, like a kid who just found there was no such thing as Santa Claus.
"Son," Bode Gazzer began, "first I want you to know how much we 'preciate all you done for the militia. We ain't gonna forget it, neither. Down the road we intend to settle up fair and square. But the thing is, it's not workin' out so good. Particularly with the weapons, son you're just too damn excitable."
Chub cut in: "You like to get ever' one of us kilt, shootin' at birds and bunny rabbits. Jesus!"
"I said I'm sorry," Shiner reminded them. "And, Colonel, didn't I promise to pay for them holes in your truck?"
"You did, you will, and I respect that. Truly I do. But we're in a high-risk scenario here. We got the Black Tide on our asses, not to mention the NATO problem over in the Bahamas. That's wall-to-wall Negroes, son. We can't afford no mistakes."