His wife nodded excitedly. "Yes! He exudes serenity."
"Plus he brings in a shitload of money," Demencio added. "The pilgrims, they love it Turtle Boy is what they call him. We even had some T-shirts in the works."
"T-shirts?" said Krome, as if this were an everyday conversation.
"You bet. Guy who does silk screen over on Cocoa Beach surfer stuff mostly, so he was hot for a crack at something new." Demencio sighed. "It's all down the crapper now, since your girlfriend won't sell us them turtles. What the hell use are T-shirts?"
Trish, in the true Christian spirit: "Honey, it's not JoLayne's fault."
"Yeah, yeah," said her husband.
Krome eyed the linen-draped lump in the recliner. Sinclair had covered his head and retracted into a fetal curl.
Turtle Boy? It was poignant, in a way. Sinclair peeked out and, with a pallid finger, motioned him closer. When Krome approached he said, "Tom, I'm begging you."
"But they don't belong to me."
"You don't understand they're miraculous, those little fellas. You were dead and now you're alive. All because I prayed."
Krome said, "I wasn't dead, I "
"All because of those turtles. Tom, please. You owe me. You owe them."Sinclair's hand darted out and snatched Krome by the wrist. "The inner calm I feel, floating in that moat, surrounded by those delicate perfect creatures, God's creatures ... My whole life, Tom, I've never felt such a peace. It's like ... an epiphany!"
Demencio gave Trish a sly wink that said: Write that one down. Epiphany.
Krome said to Sinclair: "So you're here to stay?"
"Oh my, yes. Roddy and Joan rented me a room."
"And you're never coming back to the newspaper?"
"No way." Sinclair gave a bemused snort.
"You promise?"
"On a stack of Bibles, my brother."
"OK, then. Here's what I'll do." Krome pulled free and went to the aquarium. He returned with a single baby turtle, a yellow-bellied slider, which he placed in his editor's upturned palm.
"This one's yours," Krome told him. "You want more, catch your own."
"God bless you, Tom!" Sinclair, cupping the gaily striped cooter as if it were a gem. "Look, it's Bartholomew!"
Of course there was no face to be seen on the turtle's shell; no painted face, at least. Demencio had sponged it clean.
Tom Krome slipped away from Sinclair and lifted the aquarium tank off the floor. As he left the house, Trish said, "Mr. Krome, that was a really kind thing to do. Wasn't it, honey?"
"Yeah, it was," Demencio said. One cooter was better than none. "JoLayne won't be pissed?"
"No, I think she'll understand perfectly."
Tom Krome told them goodbye and carried the heavy tank down the front steps.
The two women arrived in Grange on Tuesday night, too late for Katie Battenkill's sightseeing. They rented a room at a darling bed-and-breakfast, where they were served a hearty pot-roast supper with a peppy Caesar salad. Over dessert (pecan pie with a scoop of vanilla) they tried to make conversation with the only other guest, a well-dressed businessman from Chicago. He was taciturn and so preoccupied that he didn't make a pass at either of them; the women were surprised but not disappointed.
In the morning Katie asked Mrs. Hendricks for directions to the shrine. Mary Andrea Finley Krome pretended to be annoyed at the detour, but truthfully she was grateful. She needed more time to rehearse what to say to her estranged husband, if they found him. Katie was confident they would.
"In the meantime, you won't be sorry."
"Should we bring something?" Mary Andrea asked.
"Just an open mind."
The visitation was only a few blocks away. Katie parked behind a long silver bus that was disgorging the eager faithful. They carried prayer books and crucifixes and umbrellas (for the sun) and, of course, cameras of all types. Some of the men wore loose-fitting walking shorts and some of the women had wide-brimmed hats. Their faces were open and friendly and uncluttered by worry. Mary Andrea thought they were the happiest group she'd ever seen; happier even than Catsaudiences.
Katie said, "Let's get in line."
The Virgin Mary shrine was in the lawn of an average-looking suburban house. The four-foot icon stood on a homemade platform beyond a water-filled trench. A cordial woman in a flower-print pants suit moved among the waiting pilgrims and offered soft drinks, snacks and sunscreen. Mary Andrea purchased a Snapple and a tube of Hawaiian Tropic #30. Katie went for a Diet Coke.
Word came down the line that the weeping Madonna was between jags. The tourist ahead of Katie leaned back and said, "Gripes, I hope it's not another dry day."
"What do you mean?"
"That's what happened last time I was here, in the spring she never cried once, not one darn teardrop. Then the morning after we leave, look out. Some friends mailed us pictures it looked like Old Faithful!"
Mary Andrea was diverted by a weather-beaten woman in a bridal gown. Perched on a stool beneath a tree, the woman was expounding in low tones and gesticulating theatrically. A half dozen of the bus tourists stood around her, though not too close. As an actress Mary Andrea had always been drawn to such colorful real-life characters. She asked Katie Battenkill to hold her place in line.
Shiner's mother was alerted by the click of high heels, for the typical pilgrim didn't dress so glamorously. The brevity of the newcomer's skirt also raised doubts about her piety, yet Shiner's mother wasn't ready to pass judgment. Couldn't redheaded rich girls be born again? And couldn't they, even as sinners, be generous with offerings?
"Hello. My name's Mary Andrea."
"Welcome to Grange. I'm Marva," said Shiner's mother, from the stool.
"I love your gown. Did you make it yourself?"
"I'm married to the Word of the Lord."
"What've you got there," Mary Andrea inquired, "in the dish?"
Other tourists began moving in the direction of the Madonna statue, where there seemed to be a flurry of activity. With both arms Shiner's mother raised the object of her own reverence. It was a Tupperware pie holder; sea green and opaque.
"Behold the Son of God!" she proclaimed.
"No kidding? May I peek?"
"The face of Jesus Christ!"
"Yes, yes," Mary Andrea said. She opened her handbag and removed three dollar bills, which she folded into the slot of the woman's collection box.
"We thank you, child." Shiner's mother centered the Tupperware on her lap and, with a grunt, prized off the lid.
"Behold!"
"Isn't that an omelette?" Mary Andrea cocked her head.
"Do you not see Him?"
"No, Marva, I do not."
"Here ... now look." Shiner's mother rotated the Tupperware half a turn. Instructively she began pointing out the features: "That's His hair ... and them's His eyebrows ... "
"The bell peppers?"
"No, no, the ham ... Look here, that's His crown of thorns."
"The diced tomatoes."
"Exactly! Praise God!"
"Marva," said Mary Andrea, "I've never witnessed anything like it. Never!" Not since the last time I ate at Denny's, she thought.
The omelette looked like absolutely nothing but an omelette. The woman was either a loon or a thief, but who cared?
"Bless you, child." Shiner's mother, slapping the lid on the Tupperware and burping it tight. In this manner she announced that the high-heeled pilgrim had gotten her three bucks' worth of revelation.
Mary Andrea said, "I'd love for my friend to see. Would you mind?" Waving gaily at Katie, she thought: At least it beats sitting alone at the Hojo's.
"Katie, come over here!"
But Katie Battenkill was otherwise engrossed. The queue at the weeping Madonna had dissolved into a loose and excited swarm, buzzing toward the moat.
Shiner's mother shrugged. "Crying time. You better get a move on."
Mary Andrea found herself feeling sorry for the wacko in the wedding dress. It couldn't be easy, competing with a weeping Virgin. Not when all you had was a plate of cold eggs in Tabasco. Mary Andrea slipped the woman another five bucks.