"Rooms?"
"Yeah. I've got a few rooms upstairs that I rent to the customers by the hour so they can ... have some privacy with any interesting people they happen to meet here. You see, this place gets pretty lively evenings. Its one of the more popular singles bars in town."
"You mean you got broads workin' the joint at night?"
"Certainly not! The women who hang out here have regular high-paying jobs and wouldn't dream of charging for their company."
"So the customers pay you for the rooms, but not the broads," I sez. "Sounds like a sweet setup to me."
"Not that sweet," Frumple amends, hastily. "Still, it helps pay the rent."
"Okay. I think we can settle for drinks and food," I shrugs. "Come on out front, Frumple, and I'll let you buy me a drink to show there's no hard feelin's."
"You're too kind," the Deveel grumbles, but he follows me out of the office.
"I think champagne would be appropriate to seal our agreement, don't you?" I sez. "White champagne."
"White champagne?"
"Of course," I smiles, glad for a chance to show off my knowledge and culture. "This here is a sushi bar, ain't it? You think I don't know what color champagne to have with fish?"
Chapter Nine:
"Manners are acquired, not inherited!"
S. PENN
THINGS ARE PRETTY sweet for a while after I make our arrangement with Frumple. The reduced costs of our off-hour drinkin' are a real boon on the scut wages the army is payin' us, and the Deveel sure had the right of it when he said his sushi bar was a happy huntin' grounds when it came to broads. Of course, 'broads' is perhaps a misnomenclature for the type of women what hang out at this establishment evenings. These was not the usual gum-snappin, vacant-eyed skirts we are used to assoriatin' with, but rather the classy, fashion-wise young female executive with a lot on the ball what normally wouldn't give lunks like us the time of day. It seems that once we invaded the sanctuary of these upwardly mobile females, however, they was open-minded enough to give us serious consideration in their own deliberations. While I will not try to comment on which of these two types of females actually makes for better companions, there are things to be said for each ... though not all those things are complimentary.
There are two flies which mar our enjoyment of this ointment, however, and here I am not referrin' to the Flie brothers. First, there is the ever-present danger of runnin' into someone from the Mob, as Frumple's comments have confirmed our suspicion that they maintain some kind of presence here. Second, there is the annoyin' detail that we are supposed to be working on an assignment, not havin' a good time. Naturally, this is the subject of no small amount of conversation between Nunzio and me.
"The trouble is, we can't really do a good job of disruptin' without movin' around town," I was sayin' durin' one such discussion, "and if we move around town, then the odds of our runnin' into someone from the Mob goes way up!"
"Then we'll have to see what we can stir up from right here," my cousin sez. "When you stop to think about it, this is a pretty good setup for it ... makin' trouble, I mean. Most of these women have husbands at home, and even the ones that don't have sufficient standing in the community that if it comes to an altercation, the local authorities will have to take her side of it."
"Why do you say that? I mean, why should messin' with these broads cause any more hassle than any others?"
Instead of answerin' right away, Nunzio leans back and gives me the hairy eyeball for a few minutes.
"Guido," he says at last, "Are you tryin' to be stupid just to get a rise out of me?"
"What do you mean?"
"I mean that you yourself said that our commander told us that it was okay if we messed with bimbos, but to leave the respectable women alone. Yet now that I am tryin' to put together a specific course of action, you are actin' like it is a brandnew concept to you."
"It just seems to me that it is a revoltin' form of class bias and bigotry," I sez, "assumin' that a woman's respectability is a matter of her financial standin' and education. Wouldn't it be better if it were the other way around? I mean, if a woman's respectability determined where she stood in the financial order instead of the other way around?"
"There are two problems with that," Nunzio sez. "First of all, the same unfair standard is applied to men as well ... meanin' it holds for everyone, not just women. Them what is rich and educated is always deemed more respectable ... if for no other reason than they wield more power and pay more taxes."
"That's true," I sez, noddin' thoughtful-like. "The second problem is that it's completely off the subject of what we was discussin' ... which is to say how to cause disruption."
"It is?"
"What is more, any time you try to start a philosophical discussion with me, it is to be taken as a sure sign that you are deliberately tryin' to divert my attention ... as normally you avoid such conversations like a subpoena."
I say nothin' when he pauses, as he seems to have me cold. I had been tryin' to change the subject.
"All of this, the attempt at stupidity and the lame effort at philosophical discussion, leads me to believe that for some reason you are stalling and do not wish to commence working on our assignment. Am I right?"
I avoid his eyes and shrug kinda vague-like.
"Come on, Cuz, talk to me," Nunzio urges. "Are you really havin' so much fun playing soldier that you want to prolong the experience?"
"That is not only silly, it is insultin'!" I sez, my annoyance overcomin' my embarrassment at havin' been caught.
"Then what is it? ... If you don't mind my asking?"
"Well ... to be honest with youse, Nunzio, I feel a little funny stirrin' up trouble at this particular location, seein' as how it was me what did the negotiatin' with Frumple to not cause him any grief."
Nunzio throws back his head and gives a bark of laughter ... which to me is a dubious way to express his sympathy at my plight.
"Let me get this straight," he sez. "You're worrying about dealing fair with a Deveel?"
"You may laugh," I sez, "though I suggest you not do it often when I am the subject of your amusement. Allow me to remind youse, however, that even though Deveels are notoriously hard bargainers, it is also true that once a deal has been struck, they are equally scrupulous about stickin' to the letter of said agreement. As such, it occurs to me that failin' to honor one's own end of such an agreement is to place oneself in a position of bein' even less trustworthy than a Deveel ... which is not a label I relish hangin' upon myself."
"Okay ... let's examine the letter of said agreement," Nunzio shrugs. "What you agreed to was that we would neither trash his establishment, nor would we reveal the true nature of his identity as a Deveel. Correct?"
"Well ... yeah."
"... Neither of which conditions is broken by us directing our attentions to the lovelies which have taken to making this establishment their after-hours habitat ... even if our attentions should turn out to be unwelcome."
"I suppose ... but don't you think that such activity would violate at least the spirit of our agreement, by which I mean the implication that we would not make trouble for our host?"
"That is the portion of your discomfort which I find the most amusing," Nunzio sez with an infuriatin' grin. "Realizing that Deveels make their living as well as their reputation by honoring the letter rather than the spirit of their agreements, I think it is ironic that you are recoiling from dealing with them with the same ethic that they deal with others."