"Come on, Nunzio," I sez. "We have been workin' for the Mob for a number of years now, and in all that the time the authorities have not even come close to provin' there is any direct connection between ourselves and that august organization."
"I wasn't thinking about the authorities," my cousin sez, grim-like. "I was thinking about Don Ho and the other Mob bosses to which Don Bruce referred."
"Oh ... Yeah."
I had not considered this, but it is definitely a point worth reflectin' upon. However, I am still unwillin' to let one of the others on the M.Y.T.H. Inc. team take the fall instead of us.
"Tell you what," I sez. "Chances are, only one of us will do the actual whackin' ... right?"
"Well, yeah. So?"
"So if it looks like he's gonna get caught, then the other one whacks him. Then the survivor can say that the one what whacked the queen was a renegade, and was eliminated for violatin' the Boss's orders."
"Sounds good to me," Nunzio sez. "Let's get going."
If, perhaps, our attitude toward dyin', not to mention the possibility of maybe whackin' each other, sounds a little callous, I would suggest youse consider anew what it is Nunzio and me do for a livin'. We is bodyguards ... which means that along with our jobs, we accept the possibility that at some point one or both of us might have to die so that the person what we are protectin' does not. I repeat, it is part of the job ... and we'd be pretty dumb bunnies if that part of the job description came as a surprise to us after all this time.
As to the possibility of one of us havin' to whack the other ... well, I don't relish the thought of droppin' Nunzio any more than I like the idea of him droppin' me. Still, once one has accepted the above referenced possibility of dyin' on the job to protect the Boss's body or reputation, then it requires little additional justification to accept that dead is dead and afterwards it doesn't really matter exactly who it was what did the number on youse. If anythin', if Nunzio did me or vice versa, then at least we would be assured of it bein' a neat, professional job with a minimum of fuss and bother.
Anyhow, it is just after dawn as we sneak out of the villa, openin' the door an inch at a time in case it squeaks, then easin' onto the patio as soon as it's open far enough for us to slip through. At this point seein' as how it seems we have effected our exit without arousin' the others on the team, I pause to give Nunzio a wink and a thumbs up sign.
"Morning, boys!" comes a familiar voice from the far side of the patio. "Care for a bit of breakfast?"
Big Julie is sprawled on a recliner, soakin' up the morning sun as he picks at the food laid out on the table next to him.
"Shhh! Could you keep it down?" Nunzio hisses, puttin' a finger to his lips as he hurries over to our host.
"What for?" Big Julie sez, still speakin' in that loud, projectin' voice of his.
"Well ... ummm ..." I sez, shootin' a glance at Nunzio who just shrugs. "To tell you the truth, Big Julie, we are takin' it on ourselves to bring yesterday's argument to a close by goin' after the queen before there is any further discussion. This effort will, of course, go to waste if the others hear you and emerge before we have made our departure."
"Oh ... it's too late to worry about that," he sez, casual-like.
"Excuse me?"
"They've already gone ... one at a time, of course."
"They did? When?"
"Well, let's see ... Tananda was the first . , . she left last night ... then Chumley took off when he woke up and realized she was gone. Massha ... well, she lit out about an hour ago when she found out the others had gone ... you know, that woman moves pretty fast considering the weight she's carrying."
"So they're all ahead of us," Nunzio sez, disgusted-like. "And here we thought we were being clever getting an early start."
"Well, there is one detail I notice your teammates neglected to mention yesterday," Big Julie sez. "You see, today is the day the queen holds her public court and hears cases and complaints from anybody ... first come first served. That makes it perfect for the kind of questionable deed you were discussing ... but the lines form early, both for those seeking an audience and those who simply want to be in the audience."
"Oh that's just swell!" I sez. "Tell me, Big Julie, if you don't mind my askin', why didn't you try to stop them?"
"Me?" he blinks, innocent-like. "I had my say yesterday ... and as I recall was unanimously told to butt out. That makes it none of my business ... though I'll admit I'd be no more eager to try stopping any of the others than I'd be to try to stop you two. Know what I mean?"
"Yeah, I guess I see your point," Nunzio sez quick-like, lookin' grimmer than I've seen him in a long time. "Well, come on, Guido! We've gotta hurry if we're gonna be in this game at all!"
Just as Big Julie predicted, the palace throne room was packed to the walls with even more folks waiting outside to get in if anyone left early. As I have mentioned before, however, Nunzio and me is of sufficient size that most folks give ground when we crowd them, so we are able to eventually elbow our way in to where we can at least see.
The crowd what has shown up just to watch is linin' the walls about twenty deep or jammed into the balconies, leavin' the center of the room open for those havin' business with the queen. Seein' as how that pack is standin' in a line which stretches back out the door, we have little choice but to join the audience ... which hides our presence to a certain extent, but greatly reduces our chances of a quick withdrawal after we finishes workin'.
"There's Massha," I sez, though it's kinda needless, as she is standin' in the line waitin' to go before the queen and is very noticeable in that company. "Can you see the others?"
Nunzio just shakes his head and keeps scannin' the audience on our right, so I start doin' the same for the crowd on the left.
Of course, I realize it is unlikely I will be able to spot Tananda, since with that disguise mirror of hers she can look like anyone she wants. I suspect though, knowin' her to be more than a little vain, that even disguised she will be both female and attractive.
Chumley, however, is another matter entirely. All I gotta do is look for a good sized figure in an outfit that hides its face, and ...
Nunzio gives me a quick elbow in the ribs to get my attention, then jerks his head up toward the ceilin'. It takes me a minute to figure out what he's tryin' to point out to me, but then somethin' moves in the shadows of the rafters and I see her. It's Tananda, and she's flat on one of the heavy timbers easin' her way closer to the throne. At first, I'm afraid she'll fall, but then I realize that she's ...
"Quit looking at her." Nunzio hisses in my ear. "Do you want the guards to spot her?"
I realize I have been starin' up at her like some kind of a tourist, and that if I keep doin' it, other people ... like the guards ... are gonna start wondering what I'm lookin' at and start checkin' the rafters themselves.
"So what do we do now?" I whispers back, tearin' my eyes away from Tananda's progress.
"We move," Nunzio sez, "... And fast, if we're gonna score before she makes her try. With this crowd, though ... tell you what. You try easin' up on the left there and I'll go up this side."
"Got it!" I sez, and put a gentle elbow into the kidney of the guy ahead of me, thereby openin' up a route to the other side of the throne room.
Sayin' we'll get close to the throne, however, proves to be considerably easier than actually gettin' there. At first I am worried about movin' too fast and catchin' the guards' eyes as someone tryin' too hard to get close to where the queen will be. After a few minutes of fightin' with the crowd, though, I am more concerned with bein' able to move at all. It seems like the closer to the front of the room I gets, the more determined the people are to not give up their place.