“We’re a free man, boys, and wish you alike.”
It must’ve been a good ten minutes we stood in the rain while Dinky worked to bring Super in, but the man evaded my friend until he had no choice but to turn away.
“There’s nothing you can take from me,” said Super when Dinky announced he’d take his leave, “but my life, but my life, but my life. Fortinbras!” he shouted at his dog. “It’s time to make the soldiers shoot!”
Fortinbras appeared in the cab with his nose out the window, and the truck sputtered on. The last thing I saw was a sticker on the bumper. I Have a Dream!
WE STOOD IN THE RAIN, WATCHING BASIL through the window, berserk with his cherished knife. The freak never left without it, plus some rope and his grandfather’s stupid hatchet, what, with the sack that held them, he called his man-bag. Every so often he’d mellow some, long enough to hypnotize whatever conjured fool had been dumb enough to block him. Then he spun off into the kicking, punching, and cutting he thought his moment of glory, the killing time. Well, the boob was dancing, and who could tell him otherwise?
Soundgarden was the band they’d picked to beat the ghosts. Hickory of course was what my eyes wanted, but they got Lucille — goddamn — snapping her fingers as she twirled. When finally Hickory did float up, Dinky fairly groaned. She was too lovely for her own good, it was true, and I was a fool in the rain.
“She’s so beautiful,” Dinky said.
“Lucy?” I said. “She’s all right.”
“Look at her,” Dinky said. “She moves like… smoke.”
“I don’t know about you, but I am freezing.”
Dinky wiped his nose. It could’ve been rotten fruit. “Basil won’t be happy about his truck,” he said. “He won’t be happy at all.”
My pal didn’t look so hot. In fact my pal looked downright fucked. “Basil,” I said, “can gargle my nut sack. Let’s go call you a doctor.”
“Who do we think we are, always telling us what to do?”
“We think we’re the guy who’s smarter than the moron we’re taking care of.”
“Where’s our bottle?”
“Milk’s all gone, Dink,” I said. “Diapers, too, in case you’re wondering.”
My friend glared like I’d stuck him with a shiv. “Have you ever chased a pig with a spear, AJ, then realized there was no pig?”
“What?” I said.
“Exactly,” he said, and walked up the stairs.
SOMEONE HAD SET OUT THE CASE OF OLD CROW we’d brought, and the liter of Safeway coca-cola, all in a row with five new glasses. The rest lay spread across the table — CDs, lighters, bottle caps, shades, smoke packs empty and full, a half-munched bag of Chips Ahoy and a full one of Doritos, gum wrappers, peanut shells, matches, gum. Basil still had the knife, but now he had a bottle, too, stuck in his hole, what else. I thought he’d drain the thing for sure, but somehow he found the grace to pull up short and squirt an arc of whiskey through his teeth. Maybe fifteen bottles and cans lay about him, Lucky Lager, this round, with rebuses in their caps.
Hickory pointed at us the way children point at people who are fat. “They’re here,” she said.
Lucille ran outside, looking, I guessed, for the ice we’d never got.
“Some rabbits ran across the road,” I said, and listened to the phone hum like a seashell at my ear.
“Where’s my truck?” Basil said, moving in.
He did this sort of thing a lot, most recently to some pencil-necked kid at Radio Shack. At first the kid had given Basil hell for a mike cord he wanted to return. By the time we left, he’d freaked the kid so bad he had both his cord and a gift card worth ten bucks.
“We had an accident,” Dinky said.
“An accident,” Hickory said.
“This phone’s shit the bed,” I told them. “Is there another?”
Lucille, wet once again, had balled herself up in a chair by the hearth. Poor girl. The world wouldn’t reckon like she’d been told.
“You blockheads,” she said with tears in her eyes. “You’re all a pack of blockheads.” Dinky’s nose was crusty with blood and snot. Anyone else would’ve been horrified just to see him. But these people, they didn’t say a word. “All I wanted,” Lucille said, “was a bag of ice.”
Part of me had a craving to smack Lucille. Instead I knelt down before her. “Pretty often,” I said, “it’s hard to tell the difference between what hurts and what doesn’t.”
“I’m a sellout,” she said. “A crappy, lousy sellout.”
“I don’t know about all that,” Basil said. “I mean, you’re just doing what you got to do.”
“What would you know about it?”
“I work.”
“At staying drunk you do. At schmoozing you do.”
“Lucy,” I said.
“You’re wasting your time, AJ,” Basil said. “Nothing you can do when she gets like this.”
Lucille took up the National Enquirer at her feet and began to shred it. “How would you like to go around calling yourself, AJH vanden Heuvel, failed painter? AJH vanden Heuvel, CreditCom’s newest Junior Project Analyst?”
“No one said you can’t still do your thing,” I said.
“Oh, joy. Yes, I’ll give china-painting lessons Sunday afternoons. That’ll do it.”
I put a hand on her leg. “Have a beer,” I said.
“I know what I am,” she said. “It’s just that I can’t seem to help myself.”
“People only think they know what they are.”
“Yeah, well, I may not know all that, but what I think I know is that I’m a bitch.”
“You hear that?” Basil said. “Mark that shit down.”
“What I want to know,” Lucille said, “is how life ever got to be so lovely and sweet.”
The dead bird, its horrible stink, I couldn’t get away…
I looked over my shoulder, and what should I see but two eyes staring from this poster, a cowgirl circa ’75, with her fringed suede vest and denim blouse round the tits of the poster girl she was. She’d perked herself up against a pair of skis to smile toward the bedroom her smile let you know you’d soon be in… And now a shade’s old song gamboled through my head, a poem I’d written way, way back, the worst… a thousand wintry heaves ache beneath the sky… stop the whisper, recall the spring… when your shadow nears my blood, i sleep…
“He needs a doctor,” I said.
“Is he sick?” Lucille said.
“Is he sick.”
“Are you sick, Dinky?” said Hickory. She’d got down beside him now and was stroking his arm.
“Look at him,” I said. “I mean, Christ, you know?”
Basil drained a beer and flung the can. “Let’s everybody look at poor Dinky.” He wrinkled up his face and extended his hands like an impresario weary of his freak. “You’d think he’s miserable. But the thing is, he likes it when crap goes sour.”
“Are you actually putting effort into being such a dick?” Hickory said.
“All this attention he gets?” Basil said. “He’s as happy as white on rice.”
The tube meantime had been feeding us steady ruin — houses mired in water and mud; trees on roads; children clutching elders; stern-faced men, spent-faced men, some with slickers, others dusters, hauling sandbags and chattel; stranded vehicles and collapsing bridges; creatures mad with terror…
“AJ, baby,” Basil said. “Bosom buddy. Please. Where the hell’s my truck?”