This, of course, was a lot to read from a brief glance. It was in his eyes, though-a pair of compressed little anal slits with tiny ball bearings for irises.
In fact, Waterbury's first words to me were, "You had no business being at Daniels's apartment."
"Nonsense."
"Is it? This agency is barred by law from involvement in domestic matters."
"A man was reported dead and I went to look. Simple prurient curiosity. Where in the federal statutes does it say CIA employees can't look?" I smiled at Mr. Waterbury.
We exchanged looks that were fairly uncomplicated, essentially telling each other to fuck off. This was not one of my better Dale Carnegie moments, but why waste time acting civil and friendly when you already know where it's going to end up?
He pointed at the briefcase on my lap and, with a nasty smile, said, "Yes… well, you walked out of a possible homicide investigation with material evidence, Drummond. That, in fact, is a serious violation of the federal statutes."
I love it when idiots try to play lawyer with me. I live for moments like this. I held up Daniels's briefcase. "Evidence? Did you say this case contains evidence?"
"I… what?"
"Evidence, Mr. Waterbury. You claimed this case contains evidence."
"I did not say-"
"I'm sure you did." I looked at Phyllis, who appeared amused, and asked her, "Isn't that what he said?"
"It's definitely what he implied."
I turned back to Waterbury, whose face was reddening. "By inference, you have relevant, prior knowledge about what's inside this case." He stared back without comment, and I continued, "By implication, something inside this case is pertinent to Cliff Daniels's death. That's news to me. Wow! I need to turn this case over to the proper authority."
"Don't play games with me, Drummond. You'll hand that case over to me."
"Not likely."
Mark Waterbury apparently was not accustomed to having his orders questioned and was experiencing some trouble maintaining his equanimity. In fact, his face reddened, he clenched his fingers, and a snort erupted through his nostrils.
I continued, "You're a political appointee, not a law enforcement official. And since you raised the issue of jurisdiction, surely you must be aware that your office lacks authority to investigate matters outside of military property." I smiled. "If I give you this briefcase, that would be a felony."
Waterbury was giving me a stone face, as if he didn't have a clue what I was talking about. I knew how to fix that.
I looked again at Phyllis. "This briefcase has to go to the FBI. And I will of course inform our federal friends that Mr. Waterbury has foreknowledge about whatever they'll find." I looked at Waterbury and noted, "They love it when the evidence comes with somebody to explain what it means. Saves time."
I stood but did not walk out.
As though it needed to be said, Phyllis mentioned to Waterbury, "Did I fail to mention that Drummond is an attorney?"
Waterbury mumbled under his breath, something fairly short, about two syllables, I'm sure about what a good lawyer I am.
To Phyllis I said, "So… if you'll excuse me…"
Waterbury had gone from red in the face to worried. He said to me, "Sit down."
"I don't take orders from you, pal."
Phyllis said, "You do from me. Please sit until we get this matter resolved."
I sat.
Phyllis took my cue and turned to Waterbury. She asked him, "What's on that laptop?"
"I have no idea."
"You might not know the particulars, or you might, but you have some idea or you wouldn't be here."
"It's none of your business." He looked at Phyllis. "Tell Drummond to hand over that briefcase."
Phyllis ignored this request and Waterbury looked increasingly ill at ease. As I said, the man was not clever, and clearly he lost his sea legs in an environment where the lines of authority were ambiguous and the solution to a dispute cannot be found in the manual.
He needed another little nudge, though. I leaned forward and advised Phyllis, "You don't want to hear what's inside the briefcase. Once you know what he knows, it could implicate you in a criminal conspiracy." I looked at Waterbury. "It's his problem. Don't let him make it yours."
Nobody spoke. I had just uttered the golden phrase-criminal conspiracy-with all it's nasty echoes of Teapot Dome, Watergate, Iran-Contra. Nothing strikes greater fear into the heart of a government bureaucrat-and from Waterbury's change of expression, I had clearly hit a nerve. Phyllis had a hand over her mouth, but I couldn't tell if she was choking back laughter or biting her lip. As for Waterbury, his lack of cleverness notwithstanding, clearly he had enough feral cunning to understand what he had just heard-the last lifeboat was being lowered over the side.
"Uh… okay…" He reluctantly said, "It's possible Daniels was carrying on correspondence with some of his Iraqi friends. Freelancing. Outside of work. It's also possible that some of that correspondence is classified."
Phyllis asked, "Do you suspect this, or do you know this?"
"We merely suspect it."
I said, "It's possible, or probable, or definitely he was?"
"Don't push me, Drummond."
"Waterbury, friends of mine are across the waters right now. I attended two funerals last month, good men who died much too young. If somebody back here is playing games with their lives, I'll push you into an ocean of shit so deep your feet will never touch bottom. Are we clear?"
"It might surprise you to know, that would piss me off, too."
"That would surprise me." Clearly we were both getting on each other's nerves; the difference was I was enjoying it.
Phyllis interrupted our little pissing contest, and said to Waterbury, somewhat dryly, "Explain what you mean by correspondence."
"We really don't know. Daniels was a senior employee. He had leeway to operate independently."
Phyllis skillfully allowed Waterbury a moment to reconsider his position, then suggested in a sly tone, "Mark, I think it would be in our mutual interests to pool our efforts and get to the bottom of this. Don't you?"
Still staring at me, Waterbury replied, "Are you giving me a choice?"
"Drummond just explained your choice."
Of course, he had to get in his last licks, and insisted, "Here's the terms. Whatever we find goes to the Secretary of Defense for disposition. There is a war on, and if Daniels did something harmful to… that effort… it must be weighed against the larger needs of national security. Take it or leave it."
He made a threatening glower at Phyllis, then at me. I'm not overly Pollyannaish about the public's right to know, but I meant every word I said to Waterbury. My brothers and sisters in arms were getting blown to pieces over there. Depending on what I found, I would make up my own mind about how to deal with it.
I turned to Waterbury and assured him, "Sounds good to me." Of course my fingers were crossed.
Phyllis, displaying more honesty than I, insisted, "Whatever we find will also go to the Director. I will abide with his decision."
Waterbury studied her face, and although it went against his obvious grain, he nodded. Phyllis said, "Good. Please allow me a moment to speak with Drummond."
Waterbury and Bian stood. They left the room, and the door closed with a loud crack.