"Michael," she said, "you must have some new slippers — your toes are coming out at the top. Mary Poppins, John's curls will have to come off, I'm afraid. Barbara, my pet, don't suck your thumb! Jane, run downstairs and ask Mrs. Brill not to ice the plum cake, I want a plain one."
There they were again, breaking into her day! As soon as she began to do anything they made her stop and do something else.
"Oh, Mother, must I? Why can't Michael?"
Mrs. Banks looked surprised.
"But I thought you liked helping! And Michael always forgets the message. Besides, you're the eldest. Run along."
She went downstairs as slowly as she could. She hoped she would be so late with the message that Mrs. Brill would have already iced the cake.
And all the time she felt astonished at the way she was behaving. It was as if there was another person inside her — somebody with a very bad temper and an ugly face — who was making her feel cross.
She gave the message to Mrs. Brill and was disappointed to find that she was in plenty of time.
"Well, that'll save a penn'orth of trouble anyway." Mrs. Brill remarked.
"And, Dearie," she went on, "you might just slip out into the garden and tell that Robertson he hasn't done the knives. My legs are bad and they're my only pair."
"I can't. I'm busy."
It was Mrs. Brill's turn to look surprised.
"Ah, be a kind girl, then — it's all I can do to stand, let alone walk!"
Jane sighed. Why couldn't they leave her alone? She kicked the kitchen door shut and dawdled out into the garden.
Robertson Ay was asleep on the path with his head on the watering-can. His lank hair rose and fell as he snored. It was Robertson Ay's special gift that he could sleep anywhere and at any time. In fact, he preferred sleeping to waking. And, usually, whenever they could, Jane and Michael prevented him from being found out. But to-day was different. The bad-tempered person inside her didn't care a bit what happened to Robertson Ay.
"I hate everybody!" she said, and rapped sharply on the watering-can.
Robertson Ay sat up with a start.
"Help! Murder! Fire!" he cried, waving his arms wildly.
Then he rubbed his eyes and saw Jane.
"Oh, it's only you!" he said, in a disappointed voice as if he had hoped for something more exciting.
"You're to go and do the knives at once," she ordered.
Robertson Ay got slowly to his feet and shook himself.
"Ah," he said sadly, "it's always something. If it's not one thing, it's another. I ought to be resting. I never get a moment's peace."
"Yes, you do!" said Jane cruelly. "You get nothing but peace. You're always asleep."
A hurt, reproachful look came over Robertson Ay's face, and at any other time it would have made her feel ashamed. But to-day she wasn't a bit sorry.
"Saying such things!" said Robertson Ay sadly. "And you the eldest and all. I wouldn't have thought it — not if I'd done nothing but think for the rest of my life."
And he gave her a sorrowful glance and shuffled slowly away to the kitchen.
She wondered if he would ever forgive her. And, as if in reply, the sulky creature inside her said, "I don't care if he doesn't!"
She tossed her head and went slowly back to the Nursery dragging her sticky hands along the fresh white wall because she had always been told not to.
Mary Poppins was flicking her feather duster round the furniture.
"Off to a funeral?" she enquired as Jane appeared.
Jane looked sulky and did not answer.
"I know somebody who's looking for Trouble. And he that seeks shall find!"
"I don't care!"
"Don't Care was made care! Don't Care was hung!" jeered Mary Poppins, putting the duster away.
"And now—" she looked warningly at Jane. "I am going to have my dinner. You are to look after the little ones and if I hear One Word—" She did not finish the sentence but she gave a long threatening sniff as she went out of the room.
John and Barbara ran to Jane and caught her hands. But she uncurled their fingers and crossly pushed them away.
"I wish I were an only child," she said bitterly.
"Why don't you run away," suggested Michael. "Somebody might adopt you."
Jane looked up, startled and surprised.
"But you'd miss me!"
"No, I wouldn't," he said stoutly. "Not if you're always going to be cross. Besides, then I could have your paint-box."
"No, you couldn't," she said jealously. "I'd take it with me."
And, just to show him that the paint-box was hers and not his, she got out the brushes and the painting-book and spread them on the floor.
"Paint the clock," said Michael helpfully.
"No."
"Well, the Royal Doulton Bowl."
Jane glanced up. The three little boys were racing over the field inside the green rim of the bowl. At any other time she would have liked to paint them but to-day she was not going to be pleasant or obliging.
"I won't. I will paint what I want."
And she began to make a picture of herself, quite alone, brooding over her eggs.
Michael and John and Barbara sat on the floor watching.
Jane was so interested in her eggs that she almost forgot her bad temper.
Michael leaned forward. "Why not put in a hen — just there!"
He pointed to a spare white patch, brushing against John with his arm. Over went John, falling sideways and upsetting the cup with his foot. The coloured water splashed out and flooded the picture.
With a cry Jane sprang to her feet.
"Oh, I can't bear it. You great Clumsy! You've spoilt everything!"
And, rushing at Michael, she punched him so violently that he, too, toppled over and crashed down on top of John. A squeal of pain and terror broke from the Twins, and above their cries rose Michael's voice wailing "My head is broken! What shall I do? My head is broken!" over and over again.
"I don't care, I don't care!" shouted Jane. "You wouldn't leave me alone and you've spoilt my picture. I hate you, I hate you, I hate—!"
The door burst open.
Mary Poppins surveyed the scene with furious eyes.
"What did I say to you?" she enquired of Jane in a voice so quiet that it was terrible. "That if I heard One Word — and now look what I find! A nice party you'll have at Miss Lark's, I don't think! Not one step will you go out of this room this afternoon or I'm a Chinaman."
"I don't want to go. I'd rather stay here." Jane put her hands behind her back and sauntered away. She did not feel a bit sorry.
"Very good."
Mary Poppins voice was gentle but there was something very frightening in it.
Jane watched her dressing the others for the party. And when they were ready Mary Poppins took her best hat out of a brown-paper bag and set it on her head at a very smart angle. She clipped her gold locket round her neck and over it wound the red-and-white checked scarf Mrs. Banks had given her. At one end was stitched a white label marked with a large M.P., and Mary Poppins smiled at herself in the mirror as she tucked the label out of sight.
Then she took her parrot-handled umbrella from the cupboard, popped it under her arm and hurried the little ones down the stairs.
"Now you'll have time to think!" she remarked tartly, and, with a loud sniff, shut the door behind her.
For a long time Jane sat staring in front of her. She tried to think about her seven eggs. But somehow they didn't interest her any more.
What were they doing now, at Miss Lark's? she wondered. Playing with Miss Lark's dogs, perhaps, and listening to Miss Lark telling them that Andrew had a wonderful pedigree but that Willoughby was half an Airedale and half a Retriever and the worst half of both. And presently they would all, even the dogs, have chocolate biscuits and walnut cake for tea.