"No, it isn't!" cried Michael suddenly. "I've got it! An Eye!"
The cats glanced cornerwise at each other. The King's wide gaze grew narrower.
"H'm," he murmured. "Not bad, not bad! Well, now for the second riddle."
"A-hurrrrrum!" The Lord Chamberlain cleared his throat.
Deep within me is a bird
And in that bird another me,
And in that me a bird again—
Now, what am I, in letters three?
"That's easy!" Michael gave a shout. "The answer's an Egg, of course!"
Again the cats swivelled their eyes.
"You are right," said the King unwillingly. He seemed to be only faintly pleased. "But I wonder" — he arched his dappled back—"I wonder what you will make of the third!"
"Silence!" commanded the Lord Chamberlain, though there wasn't a sound in the hall.
Elegant the jungle beast
That lives in field and fold.
He's like the sun when he is young
And like the moon when old.
He sees no clock, he hears no chime
And yet he always knows the time.
"This is more difficult," Michael murmured. "The third is always the worst. H'm, let me see — a jungle beast — he's elegant and he knows the time. Oh, dear, it's on the tip of my tongue. I've got it! Dandelion!"
"He's guessed it!" cried the King, rising.
And at once the cats all leapt to life. They surrounded Michael with fur and whiskers and arched themselves against him.
"You are cleverer than I thought," said the King. "Almost as clever as a cat. Well, now I must go and divide the kingdom. And as to a bride — the Princess Crocus, it seems to me, would be the most suitable choice."
"Oh, thank you," said Michael cheerfully — he was feeling quite himself again—"but I must be getting home now."
"Home!" cried the King in astonishment.
"Home?" the Queen echoed, raising her eyebrows.
"Well, I have to be back for tea," explained Michael.
"Tea?" repeated the courtiers, gaping.
"Fancy!" the three Princesses tittered.
"Are you so certain you still have a home?" said the King in a curious voice.
"Of course I am," said Michael, staring. "What could have happened to it? From the Park to — er — here, it was just a jump. And it only took me a minute."
"You've forgotten, I think," said the King smoothly, "that our minutes last for two hundred years. And as you've been here at least half an hour—"
"Two hundred?" Michael's cheek paled. So it hadn't been a joke after all!
"It stands to reason," the King continued, "that many changes must have occurred since you were on the Earth. Number Seventeen Applebush Avenue—"
"Cherry Tree Lane," the Lord Chamberlain muttered.
"Well, whatever its name, you may be sure it isn't the same as it was. I dare say it's overgrown with brambles—"
"Briars!" added the Queen, purring.
"Nettles," suggested the courtiers.
"Blackberries," murmured the three Princesses.
"Oh, I'm sure it isn't!" Michael gulped. He was feeling such a longing for home that the thought of it made him choke.
"However," the King went blandly on. "If you're certain you can find your way — I'm afraid we can't spare Malkin again — by all means set out!" He waved his paw towards the door.
Michael ran to the entrance. "Of course I'm certain!" he cried stoutly. But his courage ebbed as he looked out.
There were the shining steps of the palace, but below them, as far as he could see, there was nothing but wreathing mist. What if he jumped? he thought to himself. And if he jumped, where would he land?
He bit his lip and turned back to the hall. The cats were softly creeping towards him, gazing at him mockingly from black-and-yellow eyes.
"You see!" said the King of the Cats, smiling — and not a kindly smile either. "In spite of being so clever at guessing, you do not know the way back! You wished to be miles from everywhere, but you foolishly neglected to add that you would also like to return home. Well! Well! Everyone makes mistakes at times — unless, of course, they are cats! And think how fortunate you are! No kitchen work — you have solved the riddles. Plenty of rats and bats and spiders. And you can settle down with the Princess Crocus and live happily ever after."
"But I don't want to marry the Princess Crocus! I only want to go home!"
A low growl came from every throat. Every whisker bristled.
"You… don't… want… to… marry… the… Princess… Crocus?"
Word by word the King came nearer, growing larger at every step.
"No I don't!" declared Michael. "She's only a cat!"
"Only a cat!" the cats squealed, swelling and rearing with rage.
Black-and-yellow shapes swarmed round him. "Only a cat!" They spat out the words.
"Oh, what shall I do?" He backed away, shielding his eyes from their gaze.
"You wissshed!" they hissed at him, padding closer. "You sssought our ssstar! You mussst take the consssequencesss!"
"Oh, where shall I go?" cried Michael wildly.
"You will ssstay bessside usss," the King whispered with a terrible cat-like softness. "You guesssed our riddlesss, you ssstole our sssecretsss. Do you think we would let you go?"
A wall of cats was all about him. He flung out an arm to thrust it away. But their arching backs were too much for him. His hand dropped limply to his side and fell upon the rigid shape of Mary Poppins' whistle.
With a cry, he snatched it from his pocket and blew it with all his might.
A shrill peal sounded through the Hall.
"Sssilence him! Ssseize him! He mussstn't esss-cape!" The furious cats pressed closer.
In desperation he blew again.
A whining caterwaul answered the blast as a wave of cats rolled forward.
He felt himself enveloped in fur — fur in his nose, fur in his eyes. Oh, which of them had leapt at him — or was it all the cats together? With their screeches echoing in his ears, he felt himself borne upwards. A fur-covered arm, or perhaps a leg, was clasped about his waist. And his face was crushed to a furry something — a breast or a back, he could not tell.
Wind was blowing everywhere, sweeping him wildly on, with cat to the right of him, cat to the left of him, cat above him and cat below. He was wrapped in a cocoon of cats and the long furry arm that held him was as strong as an iron band.
With an effort he wrenched his head sideways and blew the whistle so violently that his hat fell off his head.
The strong arm drew him closer still.
"Whee — ee!" cried the wind, with a hollowvoice.
And now it seemed that he and the cats were falling through the air. Down, down, down in a furry mass. Oh, where were they taking him?
Again and again he blew the whistle, struggling madly against the fur and kicking in all directions.
"Oo's making all that dreadful rumpus? Mind what you're doin'! You knocked off me cap!"
A wonderfully familiar voice sounded in Michael's ears.
Cautiously he opened an eye and saw that he was drifting down past the top of a chestnut tree.
The next minute his feet touched the dewy grass of the Park and there, on the lawn, was the Park Keeper, looking as though he had seen a ghost.
"Now, now! Wot's all this. Wot 'ave you two been up to?"
You two! The words had a cheerful ring. He was
The next minute his feet touched the dewy grass
held, it seemed, by only one cat and not, after all, by the whole tribe. Was it the Lord Chamberlain? Or, perhaps, the Princess Crocus!
Michael glanced from the Park Keeper to the furry arm around him. It ended, to his great surprise, not in a paw — but a hand. And on the hand was a neat glove — black, not tortoiseshell.