Few tyrants die in their beds
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A bascantus, freedman of the Augustus, ab epistolis — receiver of correspondence — chirruped from the top of the tree.
Titus Flavius Abascantus — important to distinguish, because there were many Abascanti and they worked for more than one emperor. Imperial freedmen, dedicated members of the palace familia, kept their old slave name. They unabashedly used it as their third, personal name while their first two signified the Emperor who had liberated them. So, in the great tribe of imperial servants, Tiberius Claudius Abascantus had once flourished under the Julio-Claudians, as secretary of finance. He was still alive and would survive to ninety-seven. That put him well above the worn-out slaves who worked on country estates in toiling battalions, let alone the grey-faced workers who were sent to die of hard labour and metal poisoning in Rome’s great silver and gold mines.
Being the emperor’s slave was no penalty. Living the good life, moving in high circles, gaining influence and property. The long-surviving Tiberius Claudius Abascantus had had a son with the same name who held the same important position under Nero, but predeceased his father. Yet even that son lasted longer than most grocers before earning an expensive terracotta memorial, with two fine winged gryphons to guard his tomb eternally: Tiberius Claudius Abascantus, freedman of Augustus, finance secretary, lived forty-five years, Claudia Epicharis, his wife, to her well-deserving husband.
Wasn’t there some trouble with Epicharis?
She killed herself.
The Piso affair?
Don’t ask.
Titus Flavius Abascantus, today’s man, had different parentage. It was unlikely his slave name was a gesture to either past finance secretary, and once scandal attached to them, as it had done, he shunned any connection. He worked in a separate branch of bureaucracy, correspondence. He liked to suggest he honoured a different code of loyalty. Perhaps that was true.
He had gained his high position at a very early age. He was called ‘this young man’ approvingly by the poet Statius. Abascantus was claimed as a friend by Statius, yet Flavia Lucilla, who knew the poet, his wife and also the chief secretary’s wife, reckoned any ‘friendship’ with Abascantus was one-way. Poets fluttered around the most senior freedmen, desperate to have their work noticed. Even Martial, whose writing Domitian apparently enjoyed, had pleaded with a chamberlain to slip his book onto the Emperor’s bedroom couch at some well-chosen moment.
Parthenius, another chamberlain, handled such requests now. He organised the Emperor’s personal existence; he lived in Domitian’s company and controlled access to him. Poets believed the Emperor was most likely to browse epigrams when he was secreted in his private quarters. This could have been lucrative for Parthenius, except that poets notoriously had no cash. They needed to extract money from the Emperor, which was why poems were so glutinous with flattery, flattery he believed: he was the new Jupiter, Jupiter on earth. He knew everything, saw everything, could cure sickness; his gaze struck terror like thunderbolts, he could kill with a thought…
Parthenius had told Abascantus that nowadays Domitian never read poems. They joked that Jupiter was not renowned for having his nose in a scroll. Heavenly Jove was too busy fornicating. People said Domitian did the same (presumably not manifesting himself in a shower of gold or disguised as a swan, else the rumour mill would have gone wild). Parthenius, a highly discreet state servant, neither confirmed nor denied any of it.
Parthenius was another Tiberius Claudius: the older generation. Even so, he and Abascantus thought the same way. One thing they knew was that the imperial administration would always outlive the current office holder. Emperors might come and go; their grand secretariats would roll on unflaggingly. It could be argued — and was certainly believed by some bureaucrats — that the secretariats, with their archives and forward planning and well-established means of conducting official business, were more important than the Caesar Augustus on the throne. That especially applied during the reign of a bad emperor. To a true bureaucrat, such periods were when the administration really came into its own. A weak emperor would be steered by his freedmen, as Claudius was by the magisterial Narcissus. A doomed despot might even be helped to remove himself, as Nero was by Phaon and Epaphroditus.
Titus Flavius Abascantus, the youthful high-flyer, was a person of such style he verged on the vain. He had hair he was proud of; he wore it thick and long, so he had that affected way of tossing back his luxuriant locks that always annoys everyone else. He was blond. In a man it never helps. Touch of the playboy.
Unquestionably one of the Empire’s finest minds, Domitian’s Abascantus had all the traditional talents: an all-round, incisive intelligence, elegant drafting skills, a clubbable personality, astute judgement of when and how to approach a difficult master. It went without saying, he had been educated to high standards at the palace; both his Latin and his Greek were perfect; he could dip into his treasure chest of literary allusions and produce an apt quotation like a jeweller plucking an expensive gem for a rich client. Better still, Domitian liked him.
Redraft that: Domitian seemed to like him. Domitian never relished having to be grateful to anybody else.
Abascantus became wealthy. He accumulated money and property. On duty, which was most of the time, he wore the white livery with gold trimmings that was standard at the palace — though he clad himself in a particularly lavish version, multi-thread cloth with heavy gilt embroidery. Plus bracelets and fistfuls of finger rings. Even earrings. And he walked in a miasma of extraordinary oriental perfume.
Some people disliked him. Inevitably there was jealousy of his talent, even after Abascantus ceased to push himself, merely enjoying his reputation and his position at the top. Minions ran around and did the work; one of his skills was knowing how to choose his juniors, then where and when to delegate, or on other occasions, when to step up before his Master and be seen to give personal attention to some delicate and demanding matter.
All of Domitian’s slaves and freedmen were celebrated for their calmness and for showing respect to visitors. So, Abascantus had been slickly groomed. He was never obsequious, yet always polite. Nobody had ever seen him lose his temper. He would listen, as if whatever was being said to him was genuinely interesting. He made even idiots feel they had a place. Up to a point it encouraged them to raise the standard of their contributions to papers and meetings.
Unfortunately, with the truly inept, that could only ever be up to a point. In contrast to Abascantus’ own glittering mind, idiots would always stand out as what they were.
Abascantus gave the impression the safety committee had been all his own idea. Perhaps it was; perhaps not. He was the kind of administrator who would steal other people’s cherished initiatives without even realising he had done it. (He would also distance himself smartly, once an initiative went wrong.)
He kept things informal, which meant there were comfortable seats, with cushions everywhere. Attendants greeted committee members by name, as if each was regarded as a special expert. To show how far he was different from normal hidebound bureaucrats, Abascantus served almond tuiles and peppermint tea. That is, he had them served, in silverware, by very polite young slaves.
‘May as well be civilised.’
Fuck me! My snooty Auntie Viniana would feel at home in this place.
‘This place’ was Nero’s Golden House, across the Forum from the Palatine: secure, luxurious, well staffed with clerks and messengers if needed, yet now slightly apart from the main centre of court business. Once past the Colossus which stood in the vestibule, awed visitors entered famous rooms, such as the octagonal dining room with a revolving ceiling from which perfumes had once rained down on Nero’s guests; there were intricate marble fountains; there were tall corridors painted with exquisite designs that would influence European art for many centuries. As soon as Domitian’s new Palatine palace was finished, all these grand rooms had been abandoned as regular office space. The Golden House was then ideal for an official committee whose subject was top secret.