"Right. A matchmaker. You didn't have to swear a Hippo-cratic oath to get your business card."
"You know exactly what I mean."
"You're single; I'm single. It wouldn't have been the end of the world if we'd seen this through."
She couldn't believe she'd heard him right. "It would have been the end of my world."
"I was afraid of this."
His mildly exasperated air pushed her over the edge, and she stomped toward him. "I should never have let you come with me this weekend! I knew it was a bad idea from the beginning."
"It was a great idea, and no harm's been done. We're two healthy, unattached, reasonably sane adults. We have fun together, and don't even try to deny that."
"Yeah, I'm a great buddy, all right."
"Believe me, tonight I wasn't thinking of you as a buddy."
That threw her totally off stride, but she recovered quickly. "If another woman had been around, this would never have happened."
"Whatever you're trying to say, just spit it out."
"Come on, Heath. I'm not blond, leggy, or stacked. I was the default setting. Even my ex-fiance never said I was sexy."
"Your ex-fiance wears lipstick, so I wouldn't take that to heart. I promise, Annabelle, you're very sexy. That hair…"
"Do not start in on my hair. I was born with it, okay. It's like making fun of someone with a birth defect."
She heard him sigh. "We're talking about simple physical attraction brought on by some moonlight, a little dancing, and too much liquor," he said. "Do you agree that's what this is?"
"I guess."
"Basic physical attraction."
"I suppose."
"I don't know about you," he said, "but it's been a long time since I've had such a good time."
"Okay, I'll admit it was fun. The dancing," she added hastily.
"Damned right it was. So we got a little carried away. Nothing more than circumstances, right?"
Pride and self-respect dictated that she agree. "Of course."
"Circumstances… and a little animal instinct." His huskier pitch began to sound almost seductive. "Nothing to get worked up about. Are you with me?"
He was throwing her off stride, but she nodded.
He moved closer, his gravelly whisper a rasp over her skin. "Perfectly understandable, right?"
"Right." She was still nodding, almost as if he'd mesmerized her.
"Are you sure?" he whispered.
She kept nodding, no longer remembering exactly what the question was.
His eyes gleamed in the moonlight. "Because that's the only way… you can explain something like this. Pure animal attraction."
"Uh-huh," she managed, beginning to feel like a bedazzled, bobble-headed doll.
"Which sets us free"-he touched her chin, the barest brush-"to do exactly what neither of us can stop thinking about, right?" He dropped his head to kiss her.
The night wind hummed; her heart pounded. Just before his lips touched hers, his eyelids flickered, and she glimpsed the faintest hint of cunning loitering in those green irises. That's when it hit her.
"You snake!" She pushed against his chest.
He stepped back, all wounded innocence. "I don't deserve that."
"Ohmygod! You've just put me through Sales 101.I bow to the master."
"You've had way too much to drink."
"The Great Salesman asks just the right questions to get his mark agreeing with everything he says. He makes her nod her stupid head until it feels like it's coming off her neck. Then he dives in for the kill. You just tried to make a sale!"
"Have you always been this suspicious?"
"This is so you." She stomped toward the path, then spun back because she had so much more to say. "You want something you know is totally outrageous, and then you try to sell it with a combination of leading questions and fake sincerity. I just watched the Python in action, didn't I?"
He knew she had his number, but he didn't believe in conceding defeat. "My sincerity's never fake. I was stating the facts. Two single people, a warm summer night, a hot kiss… We're only human."
"One of us, anyway. The other's a reptile."
"Harsh, Annabelle. Very harsh."
She advanced on him again. "Let me ask you a question, one business owner to another." She planted her fingernail in his chest. "Have you ever had sex with a client? Is that accept7able professional behavior in your book?"
"My clients are men."
"Stop weaseling. What if I were a world champion figure skater on my way to the Olympics? Let's say I'm a favorite for the gold medal, and I just signed you as my agent last week. Are you going to have sex with me or not?"
"We only signed last week? That seems a little-"
"Fast-forward, then, to the Olympics," she said with exaggerated patience. "I've won the stupid medal. Only the silver, since I couldn't land my triple axel, but nobody cares because I'm a charmer, and they still want my face on their breakfast cereal. You and I have a contract. Are you sleeping with me?"
"It's apples and oranges. In the case you describe, millions of dollars would be at stake."
She made a rude buzzer noise. "Wrong answer."
"True answer."
"Because your megabusiness is so much more important than my silly little matchmaking agency? Well, it might be to you, Mr. Python, but it's not to me."
"I understand how important your business is to you."
"You don't have a clue." Pinning the blame on him felt so much better than assuming her rightful share, and she stomped back to the picnic table to grab the flashlight. "You're just like my brothers. Worse! You can't stand having anybody say no to you about anything." She thrust the flashlight toward him. "Well, listen up, Mr. Champion. I am not somebody you can pass the time with while you wait for your spectacular future wife to show up. I won't be your sexual entertainment."
"You're insulting yourself," he said calmly. "I may not be crazy about all of your business practices, but I have nothing except respect for you as a person."
"Great. Watch me build on that."
She turned on her heel and stalked off.
Heath gazed after her as she disappeared into the trees. When he could no longer see her, he picked up a stone, skipped it over the dark water, and smiled. She couldn't have been more right. He was a snake. And he was ashamed of himself. Okay, maybe not at this exact instant, but by tomorrow for sure. His only excuse was that he liked her so damned much, and he hadn't done anything just for fun in longer than he could remember.
Still, trying to nail a friend was a rotten thing to do. Even a sexy friend, although she didn't seem too clear about that, which made the effect of those mischievous eyes and the swirl of that amazing hair all the more enticing. Still, if he was going to blow his training for marital fidelity, he should have done it with one of the women at Waterworks, not with Annabelle, because she was right. How could she sleep with him then introduce him to other women? She couldn't, they both knew it, and since he never wasted his time supporting an unsupportable position, he couldn't imagine why he'd done it tonight. Or maybe he could.
Because he wanted his matchmaker naked… and that definitely wasn't part of his plan.
Heath slept on the porch that night and awakened the next morning to the sound of the front door closing. He rolled over and squinted at his watch. It was a few minutes before eight, which meant Annabelle was heading off to meet the book club for breakfast. He rose from the mattress he'd dragged out to the porch for the best night's sleep he'd experienced in weeks, a hell of a lot better than tossing and turning in his empty house.
The men had a round of golf scheduled. As he showered and dressed, he went over the events of the previous night and reminded himself to mind the manners he'd worked so hard to acquire. Annabelle was his friend, and he didn't screw over friends, figuratively or literally.
He drove to the public course with Kevin but ended up sharing a golf cart with Dan Calebow. Dan kept himself in great shape for a man in his forties. With the exception of a few character lines, he didn't look all that different from his playing days when his steely eyes and cold-blooded determination on the field had earned him the nickname Ice. Dan and Heath had always gotten along well, but whenever Heath mentioned Phoebe, as he did that morning, Dan always said pretty much the same thing.