“Pneumatic tubing, that’s how.”
Herb scratched his head and grunted, “Sometimes, Archy, I don’t get your drift.”
“Sometimes, Herb, neither do I.”
In my office I found a message telling me that Connie had called.
Sandwiched between the afternoon mail I also found a consumer guide magazine opened to the page rating microwave ovens. I dropped it in my wastebasket.
Before calling Connie, I asked our switchboard to connect me with the Chesterfield. The desk clerk told me that Ms Wright was no longer in residence. True to his word, Silvester must have called his wife as soon as I left The Breakers, and Sabrina had lost no time in joining her family. By now mother and daughter would be locking horns, with Silvester and Ward acting as intermediaries when they weren’t tossing a few stink bombs of their own into the melee. And people wonder why I refuse to get spliced.
In retrospect, I had no regrets terminating the case and my association with Sabrina Wright. Her lure was sirenic, and best enjoyed from a safe distance. Get too close and you’re caught in the undertow. She was a survivor, for which I admired her, but in rough seas survivors toss cargo and crew overboard to lighten the load. That’s how they survive. Silvester had given me the answers to the questions that had been bothering me. How Sabrina had gotten my name and the reason for the covert meeting at a pub in West Palm. Having met Gillian and Zack I was convinced that they did not make the call to Lolly Spindrift and stuck to the premise that the leak had come from the hotel. True, the evidence was circumstantial, but men have been known to hang on less convincing evidence. Silvester had also filled me in on why he had arrived in Palm Beach without his wife and why he tried to keep Sabrina at bay while he talked to his stepdaughter. The pieces all seemed to fit, but as I cogitated over the events of the last two days I wasn’t satisfied with the picture that emerged. There was something missing.
Was it something I had forgotten to ask? If so, what it was kept eluding me. I knew it would surface when least expected but, as the case was no longer on my docket, there was no urgency. Final thoughts on “The Man That Got Away’: What was Gillian’s father thinking at this moment and what wouldn’t I give to know his name? Also, what wouldn’t I give not to have to tell Lolly Spindrift his interview with Sabrina Wright was caput?
When I got Connie on the line, she said she had called to see if I was still among the living. It’s Connie’s way of asking for a date. I invited her to join me for a cocktail at the Pelican after work. That’s my way of accepting.
“I was there this afternoon, hoping to see you and buy you lunch,” she said.
This was just the thing I had cautioned against when the Pelican board members decided to make the club coed. At Yale the rash move manifested itself in the fact that one now had to wear trunks in the swimming pool. If Connie had been planning to stand me lunch what could I do but say, “Let’s make it a night and have dinner.”
“Why, Archy, what a nice idea,” she said and rang off.
When my phone rang moments later, I thought it might be Connie calling to say she just remembered she was meeting a girlfriend that evening and could she have a rain check? I would pout, beg her to cancel, and issue a rain check good for a year and a day from the date noted above.
Imagine my surprise when our switchboard person announced that Mr.
Thomas Appleton was on the line, waiting to speak to me.
Are you sure he doesn’t want my father, Milly?”
“No, Archy. He asked for Mr. Archy McNally.”
“Put him on,” I said, not without a flutter of apprehension.
The Appleton family were to Palm Beach what the Cabots were to Boston and the Astors were to New
York. Thomas was the current patriarch with a son in politics everyone said showed promise. With the Appleton money behind any future campaign, young Troy, I believe that was his name, would no doubt fulfill his destiny. I had seen both father and son around town on a number of occasions and had even watched Troy Appleton on his polo pony in a 22-goal challenge at the Palm Beach Polo and Country Club.
If Thomas Appleton wanted this McNally, he wanted Discreet Inquiries.
If he wanted Discreet Inquiries, there was trouble in paradise. The only question was who had taken a chunk out of the apple, pere or fils
Archy McNally here.”
“Mr. McNally, I hope I’m not intruding.”
“Not at all, sir. How may I help you?”
“I would like to have a word with you at a time and place we can mutually agree upon.”
This meant that he did not want to come to the McNally Building or meet at one of his clubs and certainly not at mine. It was not an unusual request from one of his ilk. Experience taught me that he had already selected our mutually agreed upon turf so I lobbed the ball gently back into his court.
“I leave the time and place to you, sir.”
“How thoughtful, Mr. McNally. Are you familiar with the Palm Beach Institute of Contemporary Art?”
“I’ve heard of it, certainly, and have been meaning to visit but haven’t got around to doing so.”
“Then your time has come,” Appleton said, ‘and you’re in for a treat.
I’m a patron and often take people around, so our meeting won’t cause raised eyebrows should we chance to be seen. You understand, of course.”
“I do, sir.”
“Lake Avenue in Lake Worth,” he told me. “They open their doors at noon; shall we be among the early birds?”
“We shall, sir.”
“Have a look around and then meet me in the New Media Lounge on the second floor. Until tomorrow, Mr. McNally.”
As you sow, so shall you reap. With the likes of Ursi and Jamie scattering the seed there was no doubt that I had just gleaned Gillian Wright’s natural father. Now three of us were privy to the thirty-year-old secret. I had told Gillian that learning her father’s identity could be dangerous. A harbinger for Archy? Who said Palm Beach was dull in July?
Before leaving the office I removed the consumer guide from my wastebasket, slapped a yellow Self-Stick note paper on its cover upon which I wrote, “NOT MINE PLEASE RE-DIRECT,” and dropped it in my outbox. That’ll learn him.
I arrived at the Pelican in a buoyant mood only to be cast down to the depths by the sight of an eight-inch-square butcher block with a serrated knife clinging to its side by magnetic force.
“If that’s a housewarming gift for Binky Watrous, I will shave my head and walk barefoot to the shrines of Guadalupe,” I vowed to Priscilla Pettibone, who was displaying the impressive chunk of wood.
“In that suit?” she questioned.
“What’s wrong with this suit, young lady?”
“Nothing, if you’re trying to pass for a neon sign,” she sassed. “And it is for Binky. It’s a chopping block. Very handy for cutting up lemons and limes for drinks and veggies for dinner.”
“Binky will add chopped fingertips to the minestrone. And just how did you come to learn of the charity event to turn Binky’s kitchen into a chef’s nightmare?”
“From Connie,” Priscilla said. “She was in this afternoon, looking for you. Connie has lousy taste in men, in case you haven’t noticed.”
Turning, she sashayed off in her silver mini-and matching top with the assurance that every male eye in the place followed her every move. One day a shrewd fashion photographer will walk into the Pelican and walk out with our Priscilla.
As Mr. Pettibone served my daiquiri I wondered how Connie had gotten word of the Binky fiasco. As if my thought had conjured her up, Connie came into the bar area looking splendid in slim-fitting black pants, spectator heels, and a charmingly buoyant white halter. Her dark hair cascaded to her bare shoulders. Priscilla now had the attention of only half the men in the Pelican. I got a peck on the cheek before Connie took the stool next to me.
“I’ll have whatever he’s having,” she said to Mr. Pettibone.