After viewing Sabrina, I took a quick glance at the cover art which depicted a blond Amazon being ravished by a young man in football garb, sporting a film of manly prespiration and a torn jersey that bared his torso. Looking deep into the blonde’s blue eyes, the jock appeared to be saying, “My chest is bigger than yours.” “You read this stuff?” I chided Sofia. “It’s my job, Archy,” she said, retrieving the novel.
“I have to keep my finger on the pulse of the nation.” With that, she lit another cigarette. And if the nation were attempting to keep pace with the Amazon and the jock, we would be on the verge of a cardiac-arrest epidemic any moment. “The lady is in town,” Sofia was saying. Had Sofia, too, been invited to Bar Anticipation this afternoon? “How do you know that?” “There was a note in Lolly Spindrift’s column yesterday, and I quote: “That anticipated July heat wave hit town yesterday in the form of novelist extraordinaire Sabrina Wright. Here on a fact-finding mission for your next novel, Sabrina, or looking for the man that got away dot, dot, dot?” unquote.”
Lolly Spindrift is the gossip columnist for our local gazette, who favors the dot, dot, dot school of journalism in memory of the school’s founding father, Walter Winchell. “What do you suppose that means?” I asked Sofia.
“Beats me, Archy. Ask Lolly.”
“I’ll do better than that, Sofia. I’ll ask Sabrina Wright.”
I didn’t wait for the smoke to clear, so I have no idea of Sofia’s reaction to my parting shot.
“Well,” I questioned the novelist extraordinaire, ‘who gave you my name?”
A former client who wishes to remain anonymous.”
Given the ana of my clientele, that did not narrow the field, but before I could insist on a more concrete reference the bartender was before us. He was a young man with a lot of attitude, the required demeanor for the adolescents who linger in Palm Beach after the close of the season wondering why they had failed to attract a rich patron of either sex in January. Hope sprung eternal in the less frenetic dog days of mid-July.
A drink, Mr. McNally?” my hostess offered.
My drink of choice in the summer months is a frozen daiquiri, but in this venue I thought it best to stick to the basics. “What brand vodka do you pour?” I inquired of the failed Lothario.
“The brand that comes in a bottle and looks like water.” My companion found this amusing. I didn’t, but to take issue would only serve to validate the wisecrack. Besides, he was twenty years younger than yrs.
truly and all muscled P amp;V. “I’ll have one with tonic and lemon, not lime.” “And I’ll have another Pink Lady,” Sabrina ordered, confirming my suspicions. Looking around I noted that the place was doing a lively business for so early in the day and assayed the crowd as a mixture of the haves, the have-nots, and wannabes heavy on the wannabes. The one cocktail waitress did not show promise of ever owning the joint or waltzing down the aisle with a guy boasting any title other than Mister. In a move that I assumed was meant to rile me, Sabrina whispered, “What do you think of the bartender, Mr.
McNally?” “Not much. Why?” “He has a common face and a noble derriere. A lethal combination. I shall call him Chauncey and immortalize him in my next novel and remember, you heard it here first.” How could I forget it? Unaware that he had been short-listed for immortality, Chauncey served our drinks and treated us to a bowl of salted peanuts. “Cheers, Mr. McNally,” Sabrina Wright toasted. I gestured with my drink in the time-honored manner and continued to try to learn why I had been summoned into the presence. “If you won’t tell me who recommended me, Ms Wright, will you tell me why you invited me here?”
Her dark eyes darted somewhat theatrically from left to right before she confided, “I want you to find my husband.”
“I don’t take domestic cases, Ms Wright.”
She reared her head and snapped, “This is not a domestic case.”
“Your husband took a powder and you want me to find him. Where I come from, that constitutes a domestic case.”
Her Joan Crawford lips smiled, or grimaced, I’m not sure which, and finally opened so she could intone, “He did not take a powder, Mr.
McNally. My daughter ran off. I sent my husband to find her and now I seem to have lost him, too.”
Lost both her daughter and husband? How careless, I thought, however it did enlighten me on the meaning of Lolly’s dot, dot, dot item. But if Sabrina Wright was speaking to me in confidence, as I assumed she was, how did Lolly know she had misplaced her husband? Of course I would ask him, and he would stoically refuse to name his source, claiming reporter informer confidentiality, but blab it fast enough over dinner at Cafe L’Europe, ordering Krug with his beluga, at my expense. Such are the priorities of gossip columnists.
I sipped my vodka and tonic while trying to decide my next move. As Sofia had told me, Sabrina Wright was no spring chicken, despite her trim figure and porcelain complexion. Therefore it would be very unlikely that she had a daughter young enough to be considered a runaway. I munched a peanut as she observed Chauncey, though I’m not certain if it was his head or his tail that kept her captive. To rescue her from prurient thoughts, I asked, “How old is your daughter, Ms Wright?”
She turned her attention to me, more startled than ever, and answered,
“Nearing thirty.”
My mind shouted, “How near?” but what came out of my mouth was, “A woman nearing thirty cannot be said to have run off in the manner of a minor child…”
“Gillian did,” she cut me off.
“She has the right to come and go as she pleases,” I continued. “If you suspect foul play, I suggest you contact the police. And husbands have been known to run out for a pack of cigarettes, never to return
— however, I believe he has more of a legal obligation to you than does your daughter.” Here it occurred to me that the husband could be in cahoots with Gillian, both harboring a desire to flee the dubious family blessing of fame and fortune. Sabrina Wright wouldn’t be the first successful woman to rule her roost with an iron hand and a short leash.
But was Sabrina’s husband Gillian’s father? Here comes the plot twist worthy of a Sabrina Wright novel. A stepfather with a roving eye and his stepdaughter living in the shadow of a successful and, perhaps, overbearing mother. Daughter flees and step daddy goes in hot pursuit, literally as well as figuratively. Either the escapade was planned or the daughter, having taken the first step, enjoined stepfather to hop aboard the liberation train when he caught up with her. Had he, or Gillian, made a dent in Sabrina’s bank account recently? Doubtful, as I imagine Sabrina Wright kept the exchequer under lock and key, penuriously doling out the walking-around cash. Gently, I probed, “Is your husband Gillian’s father?” Again the smile, or grimace, and, “I know what you’re thinking, Mr. McNally, and how delightfully naughty of you. Do you write?”
“I keep a journal and am told my expense account shows promise of a creative genius reminiscent of Fitzgerald in his youth.”
She flashed me a genuine smile this time and almost, but not quite, let down her guard. “Very cleverly put. We’re going to get along just fine, Mr. McNally.” “I told you, I don’t take domestic cases.” “And I told you, this is not a domestic case.” I had finished my drink but refrained from signaling Chauncey. I thought a quick retreat rather than involvement in a family squabble the better part of valor. But, like a good mystery you hate to abandon without knowing who done it, I wanted an answer to my question.
“Is Gillian your husband’s daughter?” I repeated. This time I got the phony smile, which was wearing thin. “He is not, Mr. McNally, but unlike a Sabrina Wright novel, Gillian and Robert, my husband, did not flee in tandem, so to speak. She ran off with a young man of her own of whom I do not approve.”