"Duv, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it to come out this way. It was nothing I'd planned. It took everyone by surprise, even Lady Alys. Ask Ivan."
Ivan shrugged, hands out. "'S true."
Miles cleared his throat, cautiously. "How, um . . . did you find out about this?"
"She called me."
"When?"
"About five minutes ago."
She's just dumped him. Oh great.
"They both called me," Galeni groaned. "She said I was her best friend here, and she wanted me to be the first Komarran to hear the news."
Gregor's really gone and done it, then. "And, uh . . . what did you say?"
"Congratulations, of course. What else could I say? With the pair of 'em sitting there grinning at me?" Miles breathed relief. Good. Galeni hadn't lost all control. He'd just called Miles to have a shoulder to gnash his teeth on. Looked at in a certain light, it was a measure of immense trust. Terrific. Thanks, Duv.
Ivan rubbed his neck. "You've been chasing this woman for five months, and all you got was that she thinks you're her friend? Duv, what the hell were you doing all that time?"
"She's a Toscane" said Galeni. "I'm just an impoverished collaborator, by her family's standards. I had to persuade her that I had a future worthy of her, nothing to look at now, no, but later . . . then he came along, and just, just swept her up with no trouble at all."
Miles, having watched Gregor practically turning handsprings in an effort to be pleasing to Laisa, said only, "Um."
"Five months is way too slow," said Ivan, continuing his tone of earnest critique. "God, Duv, I wish you'd asked me for some advice earlier."
"She's Komarran. What can one of you damned Barrayaran sugar-plum-fairy-soldier-bloody-buffoons know about a Komarran woman? Intelligent, educated, sophisticated—"
"Almost thirty …" Miles mused.
"I had a timetable," said Galeni. "When she'd known me six months exactly, I was going to ask her."
Ivan winced.
Galeni seemed to be calming down, or at least beginning a downward slide from his immediate reaction of rage and pain into a less energy-intensive despair. Perhaps his violent words were going to be safety-vent enough for his boiling emotions, without violent actions this time. "Miles . . ."—at least he didn't preface the name with a string of pejoratives now—"you're nearly Gregor's foster brother."
No nearly about it. "Um?"
"Do you think . . . could you possibly persuade him to relinquish . . . no." Galeni ran down altogether.
No. "I owe Gregor . . . from too far back. On a personal as well as a political level. This heir business is essential to my future health and safety, and Gregor's been dragging his feet on it forever. Till now. I can't do anything but support him. And anyway"—he remembered his Aunt Alys's words—"it's Laisa's decision, not yours or mine or Gregor's. I can't help it if you forgot to tell her about your timetable. I'm sorry."
"Shit." Galeni cut the com.
"Well," said Ivan thinly into the silence that followed. "At least that's over with."
"Have you been avoiding him too?"
"Yes."
"Coward."
"Who was it spent the last two weeks hiding out in the mountains?"
"It was a strategic withdrawal."
"Well. I believe our dessert is drying out back in the dining room."
"I'm not hungry. Besides … if this is Gregor and Laisa's night to start informing selected personal friends, prior to the official announcement … I may as well stay here for a few more minutes."
"Ah." Ivan nodded, and pulled up a chair, and seated himself.
Three minutes later, the comconsole chimed. Miles keyed it on.
Gregor was trimly dressed in dark and distinctly civilian gear; Laisa was lovely as usual in bluntly Komarran style. Both were smiling, eyes alight with the glow of their mutual infatuation.
"Hello, Miles," Gregor began, to which Laisa added a, "Hello again, Lord Vorkosigan."
Miles cleared his throat. "Hi, folks. What can I do for you?"
"I wanted you to be among the first to know," said Gregor. "I've asked Laisa to marry me. And she said yes." Gregor was looking quite blitzed, as if this prompt assent had come as a surprise to him. Laisa's smile, to her credit, was at least equally blitzed.
"Congratulations," Miles managed.
Ivan leaned over his shoulder into the vid pickup to add a second to the motion, and Gregor said, "Oh, good, you're here. You were next." Going down his list of profoundly relieved heirs in official order of rank? Well … it was the Barrayaran thing to do. Laisa murmured greetings to Ivan too.
"Am I the first to know?" Miles trolled.
"Not quite," said Gregor. "We've been taking turns. Lady Alys was first, of course; she's been in on this from the start, or nearly so."
"I sent the message to my parents yesterday. And I've told Captain Galeni," added Laisa. "I owe him so much. He and you both."
"And, ah, what did he say?"
"He agreed it might be good for planetary accord," said Gregor, "which, considering his background, I find most heartening."
In other words, you asked him point-blank, and he said, Yes, Sire. Poor, excellent Duv. No wonder he called me. It was that or explode. "Galeni … is a complex man."
"Yes, I know you like him," said Gregor. "And I sent a message to your parents that should arrive tonight. I expect to hear back from them by tomorrow."
"Oh," Miles said, reminded. "Aunt Alys was ahead of you, I think. My father asked me to send on his personal assurance of support. And my mother asked me to tell you the same particularly, Dr. Toscane."
"I'm looking forward to meeting the legendary Cordelia Vorkosigan," Laisa said, with evident sincerity. "I think I could learn a lot from her."
"I think you could too," admitted Miles. "Good God. They'll be coming home for this, won't they."
"I can think of no one I want more to stand on my wedding circle than them, except you," said Gregor. "I trust you will be my Second?"
Just like a duel. "Certainly. Uh . . . what's the timetable on the public-circus part of this?"
Gregor sagged slightly. "Lady Alys seems to have some very definite ideas on that score. I wanted the betrothal ceremony immediately, but she's insisting it not even be announced till after her return from Komarr. I'm dispatching her to be my Voice to Laisa's parents, all the proper forms, you know. And the formal betrothal not for two months. And the wedding not for nearly a year! We compromised on one month after her return to the betrothal, and are still arguing about the other. She says if we don't give the Vor ladies time to dress properly, they'll never forgive me. I didn't see why it should take them two months to get dressed."
"Mm. I'd give her a free rein in this, if I were you. She could have the conservative Old Vor faction eating out of her hand for you without them ever knowing what hit them. Which is half your problem solved. I can't speak for the radical Komarran half, I'm afraid."
"Alys thinks we should have two weddings, one here, one on Komarr," said Gregor. "A double ordeal." He glanced aside, and squeezed Laisa's hand. "But worth it."
Staring down the social gauntlet opening with increasing complexity before them, they both looked like they were thinking of eloping. "You'll get through it all right," Miles assured them heartily. "We'll all help, won't we, Ivan?"
"My mother's already volunteered me," Ivan admitted glumly.