The seamstress but not the singer. Singers, he’d learned, were plump as geese, even when the character they sang was poor, overworked, and ill. Ill, overworked, and poor was as Caz seemed, but there was nary a song to suit the pallor of his personality or the blood-pink splotches on it either, nor was Joey the fat guy hired to sing it for him. Castle’s long fingers were good for forking through sheets of music or stacks of records; he was even rather nimble at it; and these same straw-thin fingers strummed the guitar and the banjo fairly well except that they played nothing on these instruments that interested Joey’s ear now that his taste was turned toward finer kinds — the most sentimental of operatic arias, he would later realize. He had recently come across the tenor of tenors, Beniamino Gigli, and “Una Furtiva Lagrima” was, at the moment, the apex of all art.
Castle wanted but wasn’t granted amplification because Mr. Emil forbade the sale of noise cannons, as he called them, since they were instrumental in making much of the music Mr. Emil hated (a hatred, fortunately for profits, the parents of his principal patrons shared); however, his store did stock records by metal, cotton and earcandy rock groups, both hard and soft, as well as country-western naselizers and Broadway belters, because, otherwise, Mr. and Mrs. Kazan would have had no customers. Semirural Ohio was no place for blues, rap, hip-hop, jazz, or rag. But in the High Note store you could mosey a long while on the nostalgia trail from Kay Kyser or Guy Lombardo to Wayne “the Waltz” King or go as far as Benny Goodman and the big bands.
Joey’s education was advancing by octaves. He already sensed the importance of airs, which, just before he went to work, he put on as regularly as his shirt. With a smile of condescension, Caz watched Joey gobble up the classical music section, such as it was; but it wasn’t long before he could see the entire floor coming under Joey’s reign, because kids who’d known and teased Airfill at school didn’t have to ask him where a certain album was now or even pay him for it but could deal with Joey, who was a sort of cipher, and ignore the Castle where Sir Skinny lived.
Joey sensed the social meanings inherent in each sort of music: the old folks’ need for a lullaby lady, the frat boys’ for a glamour-puss, or that of a lamenting wife for a lamenting wife, as well as the value to obnoxious youths of eardrum-bruising yowls. The world-weary were soothed by sighing strings and entranced by Hawaiian hammock music. In addition there was a general though unacknowledged affection for ironically romantic baby talk: whose yr lit-till whozzis? whoze yr turtle dove? Crooners were well named, making sounds like soft stools. The honky kids he knew loved ghetto music. They felt it suited their mood when, for instance, they couldn’t have the car. Volume alone was medicine, a defense against the world, or a cry of protest. Trips down memory lane were exclusively for the old folks; young folks like to think they have nothing to remember, so they have little patience with hoedowns and disdain for turkeys in the straw, no matter how noisy and frantic the violins get. In every case, for every age, whether loud, soft, rough, or gentle, music was used to obscure reality. Even if rural Ohio didn’t have much.
Nevertheless Joey forced himself to become familiar with this oddly assorted sonic material in order to better serve his clientele — as he wished his patrons would learn to be. Pop buyers preferred singers who couldn’t sing and musicians who couldn’t play because these performers were — as they rose out of sight in their idolaters’ eyes — like pop people themselves, their incompetence was the common touch and made them seem more sincere. Folk music, for instance, had to seem simple, uncouth, and untutored, or it wasn’t folk. Joey thought it might be a good tactic to hum in the neighborhood of the customer. He rather liked “Moonlight in Vermont,” but he didn’t remember if any words went with — who was it? — Glenn Miller’s version. It was the words the fan wanted to hear, interpreted and heightened — the message, the story — thus allowing opinions to be expressed and verified while feelings were shared and legitimized. Whereas, for his favorite aria, Joey knew only that it was about a furtive tear, and that the tear was as foreign as its language. For him it was the music — the music in the voice — the voice — smooth, sweet, easy, athletic, soaring above this poor earth — its sounds said all that needed to be said—un ah furr teev ah la gree ma. They went where the world wanted to go: out … outside itself … out of the ugly and painful and tawdry and cheap, out of the reach of reality just like everyone else, even in disdain of tears, to the place of beauty, its serenity, and its certainties.
In short, beauty was protection against the ordinary way of being. And rural Ohio had a lot of ordinary.
By present taste, the more difficult and sophisticated instruments — the violin, the clarinet — were avoided in favor of anything you could hammer or strum — the piano, alas, the drums, the guitar — and wiggles replaced real rhythm. Pop stars played the microphone like masters because electronics could turn bad breath into big-time bucks. They knew what their listeners wanted — what they themselves loved and served — substitute feeling and the pointless energies of borrowed life. Joey had to admit that like the others he had his head hid, but their heads were buried in the sand while his was immersed in the clouds.
In a rare moment of frankness, Joey had to ask Joseph whether un ah furr teev ah la gree ma didn’t do the same thing with the same success as “Red Sails in the Sunset.”
Joey harbored these thoughts only in a hidden cove, but he recognized very early the importance of snobbery as a support for principles. Snobs never sold out their class. However, that unlikely loyalty may have been because their class was all they had. Steady on. Hold course, he’d learned to say from a seafaring novel. Had he wished to, and there were moments when he wished to, hear what other kids heard and share their certainties, it would have been denied him, for he was as odd as an oyster. Later, Joey would exhibit, as if for a textbook, the progression to the higher stations of appreciation: he’d begin by extolling Puccini and Tchaikovsky and pouring scorn on Ponchielli while admitting that the London recording of La Gioconda, with Zinka Milanov, was a splendid one; after that he’d advance to middle Verdi and The Ring, bringing with him only Turandot as a kind of mangled hostage, in the company of Gianni Schicchi, of course; then he’d continue on to Mozart, preferring The Magic Flute, annexing late Verdi, and adding Berlioz, with rare daring, on account of Les Troyens: meanwhile Joey would have been shifting his interest from opera altogether, especially anything that was popular in Italy, in order to embrace the chamber music genre and particularly those composers with the genius to predate Bach and Handel (some of whose immense oeuvres it was still permitted to admire), especially Palestrina, Purcell, and Monteverdi; but these enthusiasms would be swept away by the inevitable but notorious Schoenberg phase, which would naturally include the fanatical Anton von Webern and Alban Berg orthodoxy; the entire progression would culminate in Joey’s ultimate sidestep to the Bartók Quartets and the Transcendental Études along with some Bach unaccompanied partitas and certain of Beethoven’s late opus numbers, almost the only music left worth listening to, unless it was some pieces by Aleksandr Skryabin (especially when so spelled).