‘I know that, Mrs Steadman,’ he said. He nodded towards the beaded curtain. ‘How’s business?’
‘Better than ever,’ she said, spooning PG Tips into a brown ceramic teapot. ‘I think the recession means that more people are looking for help.’
‘Spells to make money?’ asked Nightingale.
‘Not just money, but that’s obviously an issue. When times are hard people look for answers and Wicca has them in abundance. Wicca helps you to find your place in the natural order of things and helps you to live in harmony with others.’
When the kettle had boiled she poured water into the teapot and carried it over to the table on a tray with two blue and white striped mugs and a matching milk jug. She sat down and poured the tea, then added milk.
‘How’s your business, Mr Nightingale?’ she asked, watching him like an inquisitive bird.
‘Ticking over,’ said Nightingale. ‘I do a lot of divorce work and when times are hard relationships are always stressed.’
Mrs Steadman sipped her tea and studied him over the top of her mug. ‘I get the feeling that you didn’t come just to give me the books,’ she said.
Nightingale smiled. ‘You can see right through me, can’t you?’
‘I’m a good reader of people, that’s true.’
‘You’d have made a great detective.’
‘I’m sure you mean that as a compliment,’ she said, putting down her mug. ‘So how can I help you?’
Nightingale ran a hand through his hair. ‘It’s a bit embarrassing, actually.’
‘A love potion?’
Nightingale laughed out loud. ‘Sadly, no,’ he said.
‘There’s no lady in your life?’ she said with a mischievous twinkle in her eyes.
‘Mrs Steadman, I didn’t come here for help with my love life,’ he said. ‘It’s more practical than that. I’m about to lose my driving licence. I did a silly thing and drove after I’d been drinking.’
‘That is silly,’ said Mrs Steadman. ‘Drinking and driving is very dangerous.’
‘I know,’ said Nightingale, holding up his hands. ‘It was a stupid thing to do. It’s no excuse but I was under a lot of stress.’
‘So the police caught you, did they?’
Nightingale nodded. ‘I was breathalysed and charged and when it goes to court I’ll lose my licence, unless…’ He left the sentence unfinished.
‘Unless you can use magic to help you out of your predicament?’
‘When you put it like that it does sound ridiculous, doesn’t it?’
She ran her finger around the rim of her mug. ‘It’s not ridiculous, but it is rather unethical.’
‘Sorry, it was a stupid idea,’ said Nightingale. ‘It’s just that I really can’t do without my car. Forget I asked.’
Mrs Steadman chuckled. ‘You do give up easily, don’t you?’ she said.
‘Now you’re sending out mixed signals,’ said Nightingale. ‘Is there anything that can be done?’
‘What exactly is it that you want?’ she asked.
Nightingale shrugged. ‘Some sort of lucky charm, maybe. Something that would help me win the case.’ He threw up his hands. ‘I don’t know, Mrs Steadman. The more I talk about it, the crazier it sounds.’
‘Actually it’s not at all crazy,’ she said. ‘But you’ll need more than luck, you’ll need something specific. And the more specific the spell, the greater the risk.’
‘Why’s that?’
‘Let’s just say that you have to be careful what you wish for.’ She sipped her tea. ‘I’ll give you a spell, Mr Nightingale. Just be careful, that’s all.’
‘Magic?’
‘Yes, magic. But Wicca magic. Even though, strictly speaking, you’re asking for something that I suppose is borderline illegal.’
‘I had been drinking, that’s true,’ said Nightingale. ‘But I wasn’t drunk, and I wasn’t a danger to anyone.’
Mrs Steadman held up a delicately boned hand. ‘Really, Mr Nightingale, it’s not my concern. I know you’re a good man.’
‘I wish that were true.’ He smiled when he saw her face fall and realised she wasn’t used to his sense of humour. ‘Thank you, Mrs Steadman. Really.’
‘You’re welcome,’ she said. ‘It’s the least I can do considering the books you’ve brought me. Now, first you need a red candle. It must be three times as tall as its diameter. And it must be a crimson red, not blood red. You need to be in a darkened room, the darker the better, though moonlight is acceptable. This has to be done at night-time, between midnight and two o’clock. You put a horseshoe around the candle. The open end facing you, the closed end facing north. The shoe must have been worn by a white mare that has yet to foal.’
Nightingale frowned. ‘A mare?’
‘A mare is a female horse more than three years old. Prior to that she’s a filly. You’re not an equestrian, are you?’
‘I’m more of an internal-combustion aficionado,’ he said. ‘Where am I going to get a white mare’s shoe?’
‘I have everything you need in stock,’ said Mrs Steadman. ‘I have a supplier who runs a riding stable in Wimbledon. Now, you need a piece of virgin parchment, a quill made from a swan’s feather and black ink that has been prepared in the Persian way.’ She smiled at him. ‘And yes, before you ask, I have the ink. And the parchment. And the feather.’
‘You’re a godsend, Mrs Steadman.’
‘Now, you write down what you want on the parchment while you chant these words: “What I want I write here, please take my dream and bring it near, what I want is what I should get, let all my dreams now be met.” Then you fold the parchment in half and in half again and hold it over the flame of the candle and let it burn. It must burn completely while it’s in your fingers — the more of the parchment that remains, the less likely it is that you’ll get the wish granted. Ideally you want it to turn to ashes in your hand. Then you rub the ash between your hands until there is nothing left. And this is important: you mustn’t wash your hands until the following night. Until after midnight. If you wash your hands before then, you negate the spell.’
‘And that’ll work?’
‘Of course it’ll work, young man. Provided you do exactly as I’ve said.’
Nightingale sipped his tea. ‘If it’s as easy as that, why doesn’t everyone do it?’
‘A lot do,’ she said. ‘There’s more interest than ever in Wicca.’
‘But it’s not as if it’s generally known, is it? That magic can get you off a drunk-driving charge?’
Mrs Steadman chuckled. ‘We tend not to advertise,’ she said. ‘And I doubt that many solicitors would be prepared to suggest magic as an alternative to legal advice.’
‘But it will work, right?’
‘I would hope so, yes. The proof, as they say, is in the pudding.’
33
J enny was signing for a letter when Nightingale arrived back at the office. A cycle courier in skin-tight black Lycra leggings and a fluorescent green top nodded at him.
‘Aren’t you cold out there?’ asked Nightingale. ‘It’s brass monkeys.’
‘It’s fine so long as you keep moving,’ said the man. He had a New Zealand accent and sun-bleached hair that suggested he was more at home on a surfboard than pedalling around the streets of London. Jenny handed him back his receipt pad and thanked him.
‘It’s the DNA results, I had them do a rush job,’ said Jenny as the courier headed out. She smiled brightly at him and held up the envelope. ‘Do you want to open this or should I as part of my secretarial duties?’
‘You go ahead,’ he said.
She opened the envelope and took out a sheet of paper. ‘And the winner is…’ She frowned as she read the letter, then looked up. ‘I’m sorry, Jack. She’s not related to you.’
Nightingale shrugged. ‘Nothing to be sorry about, kid,’ he said. ‘She killed herself, remember. If she’s not related to me then my sister’s still out there somewhere.’
Jenny reread the letter and then gave it to Nightingale. ‘I don’t understand this,’ she said. ‘Why did the Ouija board tell you to go to Abersoch in the first place? What was to be gained by sending you to see a girl who’d just killed herself?’
‘I wish I knew,’ said Nightingale. ‘But I think that pretty much proves it wasn’t Robbie talking to us.’ He read the letter from the lab. It confirmed that there were no matching sequences in the two DNA samples.