Bob turned his attention to a paper that was to be presented by Sebastian, setting out why he felt the company shouldn’t be investing in a new luxury liner at the present time.
“Major Fisher,” intoned the butler before closing the door.
“Alex, it’s good to see you again,” said Virginia as she poured him a double gin and tonic. “I do hope things are going well for you.”
“Up and down like Tower Bridge,” said Alex as she passed him his drink, all too aware that Lady Virginia only ever invited him to visit her when she wanted something. Not that he could complain; he wasn’t exactly flush since he’d lost his place on the board of Barrington’s. Virginia wasted no time coming to the point.
“Do you recall our successful little sortie with Bob Bingham a couple of years ago?”
“Could I ever forget?” said Alex. “Mind you, it’s not something I’d ever want to repeat,” he added quickly.
“No, that wasn’t what I had in mind. But I do need you to do a little digging for me. I’d like to know how much Bingham is worth. His company, his shareholdings, properties, particularly the properties, and any other source of income he may have that he wouldn’t want the taxman to know about. Dig deep and spare no details, however insignificant they might seem.”
“And...”
“You’ll be paid five pounds an hour plus expenses, and a bonus of twenty-five pounds if I’m satisfied with your work.”
Alex smiled. Virginia had never once in the past paid the promised bonus, and her idea of expenses was to travel third class and not stay overnight. But given his present circumstances, he wasn’t able to scoff at five pounds an hour.
“When do you need my report?”
“In ten days’ time, Alex. And then I may well have another job for you, nearer home.”
Virginia had planned Priscilla Bingham’s visit to London with military precision. Nothing was left to chance.
On the Monday, the two of them were driven to Epsom, where they joined Lord Malmsbury in his private box on the finishing line. Priscilla clearly enjoyed having a badge for the royal enclosure, where several men complimented her on her Hartnell outfit and “Jackie Kennedy” pillbox hat. She hadn’t received so much attention in years.
On Tuesday, following a light lunch at Simpson’s, they dropped into a drinks reception at the Banqueting House before going on to a gala dinner at the Savoy in aid of the Red Cross, where Matt Monro serenaded the guests.
On Wednesday, it was the turn of the Queen’s Club, where they watched a polo match between a Windsor team captained by the young Prince Charles, and a visiting Argentinian side, most of whom Priscilla couldn’t take her eyes off. In the evening, they had house seats for Funny Girl, a new musical with its original Broadway star, Barbra Streisand, which had queues for returns that were the envy of every other West End theater.
On Thursday, and heaven knows how Virginia fixed the tickets, they attended a royal garden party at Buckingham Palace, where Priscilla was presented to Princess Alexandra. In the evening, they dined with the Duke of Bridgwater and his eldest son, Bofie, who couldn’t take his eyes off Priscilla. In fact, Virginia had to warn him that despite her encouragement, he just might be overdoing it.
On Friday, Priscilla was so exhausted she spent the morning in bed, and was only just up in time to keep an appointment with her hairdresser, before going on in the evening to Covent Garden to see a production of Giselle.
On Saturday morning, they attended trooping the color, watching the ceremony from the Scottish Office overlooking Horse Guards. In the evening they had a quiet supper à deux at Virginia’s flat. “No one in London would dream of venturing out on a Saturday night,” she explained. “The streets are full of foreigners and visiting football hooligans.” But then Virginia had always intended to use that night to sow the first seeds of doubt in her friend’s mind.
“What a week,” said Priscilla as they sat down for supper. “What fun, and to think that tomorrow I have to go back to Mablethorpe.”
“You don’t have to go back,” said Virginia.
“But Robert is expecting me.”
“Is he? Frankly, would he even notice if you were to spend a few more days in London?”
Priscilla put down her knife and fork, clearly considering the proposition. In truth, Virginia didn’t want her to remain in London a day longer, as she was exhausted and had nothing planned for the following week.
“Have you ever thought about leaving Robert?” asked Virginia as Morton refilled Priscilla’s wine glass.
“Regularly. But how could I possibly survive without him?”
“Rather well, I suspect. After all, you have a lovely home in The Boltons, not to mention—”
“But it’s not mine.”
“It could be,” said Virginia, warming to her task.
“What do you mean?”
“Did you read that article about Robert in the business section of the Telegraph a couple of weeks ago?”
“I never read the business section of any paper.”
“Well, it was most illuminating. It seems that Bingham’s Fish Paste is valued at around fifteen million, with no debts and healthy cash reserves.”
“But if I left Robert, I wouldn’t want anything to do with the company.”
“You wouldn’t have to have anything to do with it. Mablethorpe Hall, The Boltons, and your villa in the South of France, not to mention the three million sitting in the company’s bank account, would still be less than fifty percent of what he’s worth. And fifty percent is what you could expect after twenty-six years of marriage and a son you virtually brought up on your own because of all those hours your husband spent away from home, pursuing his career.”
“How do you know there’s three million in the company’s account?”
“It’s listed for anyone to see at Companies House. £3,142,900 to be exact.”
“I had no idea.”
“Still, whatever you decide, my darling, I’ll always be here to support you.”
Even Virginia was surprised to receive a tearful call from Mablethorpe Hall on the following Friday.
“I’m so lonely,” Priscilla moaned, “and there’s just nothing for me to do up here.”
“Then why don’t you come down to London and visit me for a few days, darling? Bofie Bridgwater was only asking me yesterday when you were expected back in town.”
When Priscilla turned up on Virginia’s doorstep the following afternoon, the first thing she said was, “Do you know a good divorce lawyer?”
“The best,” Virginia replied. “After all, she’s acted for me on two occasions.”
Twenty-two days later, Robert Bingham was served with a divorce writ. But Major Fisher still didn’t get his bonus.
Everyone rose as Mrs. Justice Havers entered the courtroom. The judge took her place and peered down at the two warring parties. She had read both submissions carefully and, after a thousand divorces, knew exactly what she was looking for.
“Mrs. Everitt.”
Priscilla’s counsel immediately rose from her place. “My lady,” she said.
“I understand that a settlement has been reached between the two parties, and I wonder if you’d be kind enough to outline the terms for me.”
“Certainly, my lady. In this case I represent the plaintiff, Mrs. Priscilla Bingham, while my learned friend Mr. Brooke represents the defendant, Mr. Robert Bingham. My lady, Mrs. Bingham, has been married to the defendant for the past twenty-six years. During that time, she has been a faithful, loyal, and dutiful wife. She bore a son, Clive, who, because of her husband’s various business commitments, she had to raise virtually single-handed.”