“You are good,” he said between short breaths. “In fact, the best fuck I’ve ever had.”
That’s because I was trained by the best.
“I’d give my whole fortune for that kind of a screw,” he said.
You only have to give half. What a bargain.
I checked over my shoulder to make sure it was all clear before untying the blindfold. Daniel blinked a few times as an ear-to-ear grin settled on his face.
“Did you get off, babe?”
I smiled to myself as I climbed off of him and the bed. I zipped into my dress, slid into my heels, and stuffed the blindfold back into my clutch as quickly as he’d rolled on a condom. He was an expert at getting off; I was an expert at getting up and getting out.
I examined him spread out and spent on the bed. Thirty seconds after orgasm, and he was still hard. “Oh, believe me, I got off big time. Babe,” I tacked on.
As I headed out of the room, he said, “So, I’ll see you around?”
I rolled my eyes. The same line guys used in high school was just as overused twenty years later. “Oh, I’m sure you’ll be seeing plenty of me around in the future.”
Also known as blown-up black and white photos on display in divorce court. Time to figure out how to do more with less, Mr. Silva, because your wife’s about to take you to the bank.
Before I headed out of the door, I grabbed my wayfarers from my clutch and slid them into position. That was my post-game tradition. My victory dance. I slid those glasses on, and I was someone else. A girl who didn’t just sleep with husbands because their wives commissioned her to. I was a girl setting another girl free. I was a girl channeling my need for revenge on a worthy cause. I was a girl who’d closed an Errand and was that much closer to my own freedom.
IF I COULD give an accurate snapshot of a man based on his drink, what did mine say about me?
I slid onto the barstool of some crummy bar a few blocks off the beach and ignored the way the bartender eyed me. “Give me a shot of the cheapest stuff you have on the shelf.”
The bartender gave me a funny look and took a second glance at my designer clutch, then my dime-sized diamond studs. I gave him a look even though he couldn’t see my eyes behind my sunglasses. “Glass,” I said, pointing at the tower of them behind him. “Bottle.” I waved my finger around the large jugs on the bottom shelf, guessing those were as cheap as cheap got. “Pour.” I mimed it for him. He still wasn’t moving. “Questions?”
Finally, muscled, shaved-head meathead with a shirt so tight I guessed it cut off the circulation to his brain chuckled. “You didn’t say the magic word.”
Did every man on the face of the planet have to be a total dickhead? In my line of work, you didn’t ask that question unless you wanted to find yourself on an impressive cocktail of anti-depressants.
“Please,” I said, giving him another Get a move on wave.
After he’d poured a shot from one of those giant-sized jugs, he dropped it in front of me. I slid a twenty out of my purse and gave it to him. “Thanks for the stellar service.”
He chuckled again, leaned into the counter, and looked like he was about to say something when my phone went off. I’d already destroyed the Client and Target phones, so only one person could be calling me.
I moved the phone to my ear and gave the bartender an expectant look. I waited until he’d moved on to another single girl on the opposite end of the bar before answering.
“No need for an actual verbal congratulations,” I said, wrapping my hand around the shot glass. “Your standard G reply says it all.” I’d texted G and Mrs. Silva the V for victory message a little earlier. Other than her usual G reply to confirm she’d received my text, I never heard from her. I never heard from her unless . . .
“You’ve got another Errand for me,” I stated, about to grimace before catching myself. “Need I remind you I just finished a big, fat Eight about thirty minutes ago? I think that’s earned me a day or, Lord have mercy, a weekend reprieve.” I was pressing my luck with G, but I was exhausted. Physically and mentally. We Eves generally got a few weeks off between each Errand for a reason. We needed time to rest and clear our heads before we walked into another one. After Mr. Silva’s particular breed of swine, I needed a long reprieve.
“This isn’t just another Errand.” G’s voice sounded almost . . . excited. G did excitement about as often as I did. Every other year. We penciled it into our calendars and everything. “This is the Errand.”
My heart stopped. “You convinced my spa girl to let us help?” If G was calling to tell me that, I was getting the Errand.
“Convinced? She didn’t need any convincing after I explained how we worked.”
“I’m getting the Errand?” I felt refreshed and ready to go at the very thought of landing that one. The payout would bolster my bank account enough so that, if I kept at it for another year or so, I could be out. Retired, fully funded, doing what I wanted, and answering to no one.
“From the Client’s description of her husband’s ideal woman, she could have been describing you the day I found you at that mall moping and alone.”
That memory made me flinch, but it passed quickly. “How much? What’s he worth?” I crossed my fingers, legs, and toes.
“It’s our Ten,” she said slowly. “It’s the one we’ve been waiting for.”
The air rushed out of my lungs. Scratch that whole year of work forecast. Successfully completing that Errand meant my personal freedom one second after texting G the V message. I could be in my own personal paradise, soaking up sun and scuba diving, in a month.
“Holy shit,” I breathed, incapable of anything else.
“Well put. So eloquent,” G replied. “Let’s hope you remember your manners and your class when you get to the Greet with Mr. Ten.”
“You tell me when and where, and I’ll be whatever that Ten needs me to be.”
“There’s the Eve I trained.” I could almost hear the hint of a smile in G’s voice. “I hope you don’t have big plans because the Client is about to board a plane as we speak. She was in Miami for another long weekend, but she’s got the file if you think you can make it to Miami International in under an hour.”
“I’ll be there.” I popped off of the stool and grabbed my clutch. “Text me exactly where I’m meeting her, and I’ll be there in forty-five.”
“I will. And good luck.”
My eyebrows came together. Had I heard her right? We Eves didn’t believe in luck; we created it. “I don’t need luck, G.”
G inhaled slowly on the other end. “For this one, you might. Now hurry up. There’s a reason I supply you with a fast car, you know.”
“Hurrying up,” I said, ending the call. I rushed toward the exit before I caught myself. Lunging back to the bar, I grabbed the shot, upended it, fought the cringe-shiver off, then slammed the glass upside-down on the counter. It was a habit I wished I could give up, but no matter how hard I tried, I couldn’t not celebrate a victory with a cheap shot in a cheap bar. Maybe one day, but not this one.
Once I’d hurried out of the bar, I rushed to the 640. This kind of joint didn’t offer valet. I kicked off my heels when I slid into the seat, and the engine had barely turned over before I’d put the pedal to the metal. I flew down Ocean Drive, weaving in and out of cars and dodging pedestrians. When I sped past a familiar building with a long line outside its entrance, I put my arm outside the window and raised my middle finger into the air.
Farewell to The Pleasure Room and Mr. Daniel Silva. Hello, Mr. Ten.
Once I hit the Causeway, I set the 640 loose. Since it was late, traffic wasn’t much of an issue. I left the lights and glitter of South Beach behind me. It was something to miss, a place to mourn, but what I was heading toward made the goodbye easier.