At that moment, however, one of the anti-protesters got a whiff of the terrible odor. “It’s the lightning bolt!” he shrieked.
Instantly, the rest of the anti-protesters, joined by the protesters and anti-anti-protesters hiked up their flowing white robes and fled the terrible odor.
“I warned them,” the host said.
“Uh, I don’t like to prick your bubble,” Max said. “But that wasn’t a lightning bolt.”
“Oh?” the host said, crestfallen.
“No, that’s a terrible odor, accompanied by the sound of stampeding animals,” Max said.
“Then what’s a lightning bolt?” the host asked.
“A great flash of light that destroys everything in its path,” Max replied.
The host looked around. “Well, they’re gone,” he said.
“But there was no great, flash of light,” Max pointed out.
“So? So it was a different kind of lightning bolt. It did the job, that’s what’s important.”
99 tugged at Max’s sleeve. “Max, please, let’s go!”
“You better come with us,” Max said to the host. “In a few moments this place is going to be trampled underfoot by a stampede of thousands of fear-crazed jungle animals.”
“Let ’em come,” the host replied cockily. “I’ll hit ’em with a lightning bolt.” He lowered his voice. “Frankly, I’d never used it before. But, now that I’ve got the hang of it, I’m invincible.”
“Max. . let’s go!”
“99, I think we have a duty to convince our host that he is not invincible,” Max said.
“Max, in a few minutes, when those animals come stampeding through here, he’s going to find that out.”
“You have a point there, 99. Experience is the best teacher.”
“Max. .”
“Let’s go, 99!”
Max, 99 and Hassan raced on. Soon they reached the wall that enclosed the illusion.
“Max! We’re trapped!” 99 cried.
“Hardly, 99. Remember-that wall is an illusion. We only imagine that it’s there.”
“You mean we can crash right through it?”
“No, what I mean is that if we can imagine that there’s a wall there, then we can just as easily imagine that there’s a ladder leaning against it.”
“Max, you’re right! Look! A ladder!”
“Up and over!” Max said, mounting the ladder.
Max, 99 and Hassan cleared the wall, then went dashing on into the jungle, followed by the terrible odor and the sound of stampeding animals.
“Max. . wasn’t that a little strange,” 99 said. “Until you mentioned it, there was no ladder there. Then suddenly it appeared. Whitestone must be somewhere nearby.”
“99, that’s ridiculous. That ladder helped us escape. Why would Whitestone do that for us?”
“I don’t know, Max. Unless-”
99 was interrupted by a ringing sound.
“Will somebody get the door,” Max said.
“I think it was your shoe,” Hassan said.
“Oh. . yes. .”
Hopping on one foot, Max removed his shoe.
Max: 86, here. Is that you, Chief?
Chief: Are you all right, Max? You sound a little out of breath.
Max: That’s because I’m out of breath, Chief. You see, we’re being pursued by a stampede of fear-stricken jungle animals.
Operator: You wouldn’t catch Arnold in a position like that.
Max: Oh, is that so? What would Arnold do?
Operator: He’d hit ’em with a lightning bolt.
Chief: Max, in case you don’t escape that stampede, maybe you better tell me what information you’ve gathered on Dr. Livingstrom-so I can pass it on to the agent who takes over the case.
Operator: Yes, Arnold will appreciate that, Max.
Max (hurt): Chief. . Operator. . I’m surprised. Don’t I always manage to extricate myself from these impossible situations? Have a little faith. Believe in me.
Chief: I’m sorry, Max. Of course, I believe in you.
Operator: I’m sorry, too, Max. You’ll pull through-I’m sure you will. But, Max, when those stampeding animals catch up with you and you fall, will you fall on your shoe phone, please? I wouldn’t want it to be damaged. Arnold will need it when he takes over for you.
Chief: Operator, I think you’re getting a little ahead of yourself. Arnold still hasn’t filled out an application.
Max: Some secret agent candidate. He can’t even find the Chief’s office.
Operator: It must be hiding.
Chief: Operator, my office is right where it’s always been.
Operator: That explains it. Arnold was probably expecting a trick. He knows how tricky secret agents are. Hide your office, Chief, so Arnold will be able to find it.
Chief: I will not!
Operator: You won’t even give Arnold a chance! Shame on you! Both of you!
Chief: I’m sorry, Operator. Maybe you’re right. I’ll move my office down the hall a few doors, if you think that’ll help.
Operator: That’s the spirit! And, Max, what about you? Will you get trampled by an elephant now?
Max (listening with one ear to the sound of the stampeding animals): I may not have much choice, Operator. There’s bound to be an elephant somewhere in that stampede.
Operator: Wonderful! Let’s ring off now. We all have work to do. Chief-get that office hidden. Max-fall down in front of an elephant. And, Max, remember-when you fall, fall on Arnold’s shoe phone! But gently!
Max hung up.
“Max, this scenery looks familiar,” 99 said. “Haven’t we been through here before?”
“I don’t know,” Max replied. “How about it, Hassan? Have we been this way before?”
“It depends,” Hassan replied. “Have you ever taken the short-cut to Provo, Utah, before?”
“Max!” 99 said. “I know where we are! We’re-”
Before 99 could complete the statement, she and Max and Hassan found themselves suddenly surrounded by the revolutionaries they had left behind hours earlier. They recognized the follower who had taken notes at their trial. Apparently he was the new leader.
“A-ha! We knew you’d come down sooner or later!” he said.
“Come down?” Max said.
“Thought you could escape by blowing yourselves sky-high, eh?” the new leader said. “Well, it didn’t work. Now, line up! We promised you an execution, and you’re going to get it!”
“Well, I guess this is it, 99,” Max said. “Our luck has run out. All we can do is line up. Now, let’s see, how shall we do this-alphabetically?”
“How about according to height?” Hassan said, “I’ll stand in the rear.”
“I don’t think that would be quite fair, Hassan,” Max said. “If you were standing in the rear, you’d be behind 99 and me, and the executioners wouldn’t be able to see you.”
“That’s the breaks,” Hassan smiled.
“No, alphabetically, I think, is fairer all around. Let’s see, now. . ‘H’ for ‘Hassan’ comes first. Then. . mmmmm. . which is next in the alphabet, ‘S’ for ‘Smart’ or ‘9’ for ‘99’?” Shaking his head, he turned to the new leader. “I’m afraid this isn’t going to work. Letters and numbers just don’t mix. The execution will have to be called off.”
“No, just a minute,” the new leader said. “I think we can work something out. How about lining up according to age?”
“Never!” 99 said. “I’d rather die than tell my age!”
The new leader sniffed the air. “What’s that?”
“Would you believe a lightning bolt?” Max said.
The new leader cocked an ear. “I think you’re right. I hear thunder.”
“That’s a stampede,” Max said. “In a very few minutes, a pack of fear-stricken jungle animals will come charging through this camp, destroying everything and everyone in its path. So, if you’re going to hold an execution, you’d better get on with it, before we’re all killed.”