Mission requirement: one professional cellologist experienced in making spores.
"Oh, I can get this for you," I said. "Just give me any note of anything you require. On this, I'll get them to send the most competent cellologist I can find." What a lie that was. "I'll send this request right along with your current report. Yes, indeed. Right along with your current report." (Bleep) you, where IS it!
He was writing more things down on the sheet. He was saying nothing.
I was getting pretty uneasy. "I know you are probably reconstructing the contents of the box. Well, you just reconstruct it and I'll put it on special order on the very next freighter. You'll have it all replaced within three months or so." And that was an even bigger lie than the cellologist one. "I'll send it out right with your current report!"
He was making a list of measurements. All I could see was his hand, arm and the top of his blond head. I didn't know what mood he was in at all. I didn't know what he intended, really. Maybe he had some other means or idea. I couldn't be sure.
"Really," I said, "we shouldn't wait around here too long. Those two sheriff's deputies out there on the highway might have seen something. If you give me the report now, I'll be going."
He was adding up something. The awful thought came to me that he might be stalling me for some reason. I didn't feel it took that long to figure out just one box.
"I know they are very friendly but you can't ever trust sheriff's deputies, no matter how much you've conned them. So if you'll just give me the report, I'll be going."
Aha. I had it. He suspected that as soon as we got the report we'd kill him. That was it. He wasn't going to give me the report! That raid on the Gracious Palms suite had tipped him off!
I better calm his fears! "Look, I didn't have anything to do with the ransacking of your suite at the Gracious Palms. That happens all the time in New York. They were probably just looking for money. You can have every confidence in me, Jettero. You can trust me to faithfully mail that report for you. You can go in another room and write it. I won't look."
He was writing out a lot of figures on a new blank sheet of paper. Suddenly he handed it to me. It was the order for the replacement of Box Number 5. It had the manufacturer's name and address on it.
"Oh," I said. "I'll get this right off. Now, if you give me your monthly report..."
He reached into his pocket and pulled out two large envelopes.
The report! It was addressed to Captain Tars Roke!
The other one was addressed to Snelz!
"Oh, I'll get these right off for you," I said. Then my eye caught sight of the old glass jars. "Listen, I know this has been very upsetting for you. I'll make it up to you. I'll go in the crew's galley of the tug and get you some hot-jolt powder. Now you just sit there. We don't want too much activity outside. Look, I'll even thrash around and see if I can find some canisters of sparkle-water in the crew's stores—no reason to open up your own quarters in the back of the tug. I know how tired you are of drinking Seven Up. You wait right there. Let me be some help for a change."
I raced out.
With any luck, I had it and Heller would be dead in minutes! And my worries would be over!
Aboard, I tore into my old cabin. I locked the door. I got out the tools necessary and in seconds had the Tars Roke letter open.
I read it avidly:
Dear Captain Tars,
Well, things are going along fair. It's a nice planet. It's too bad they don't appreciate it more.
I am mostly involved currently with basic setup. They use a fossil fuel in a most inefficient manner, even though I am certain that, even with their primitive technology, they know better. I think they may even hide efficiency inventions, as nobody could be that stupid.
It is the wasteful method of using this fuel that is causing the bulk of their atmospheric and regolithic contamination. It is also, strangely enough, the basic cause of their financial inflation, which is planetwide. I am working on this. Technically, the fuel problem is simple.
The people are a lot of them very nice people. They do have rather odd leadership and seem to easily let themselves be led into false technologies. They have a thing called "psychology" which is ridiculous. They even force schoolchildren to learn it. You won't believe this, but they think matter created life. This somehow tends to make them immoral and without honor. I have to be careful in dealing with them to keep my own honor clean. But I am making progress with people.
The political and economic aspects are under study. The job does not seem impossible. So please don't recommend the second alternative unless you cease to authentically hear from me or I have obviously failed.
But speaking of study, do you recall Isto Blin? He said there was nothing wrong with learning a dead mathematics except it was liable to take him to the tomb with it.
Please remember me to your dear wife.
I trust Their Royal Majesties are well and that the State prospers. With courteous salute,
Jettero Heller
It was written with uneven lines. Some of the words were cramped, some extended. A definite platen code.
I quickly got out the first letter copy. It was duplicated in the exact size. I laid the two large sheets over one another. I studied it for duplicate words and match.
I did it again.
I did it backwards.
I did it upside down!
Nothing matched!
My head was in a whirl. What was I holding here?
It was a platen code. But... Then I realized with a beaten sag that Heller was using a sequence of platens! He had a whole pad of them! I looked carefully into a corner. Yes, there it was! A number. It said 2. So faint I could barely make it out in strong light.
Those Devils at the departure party had made up a series of platens!
Listlessly, I opened the second letter addressed to Snelz. It had, as I suspected, a letter in it to the Countess Krak. I scanned it without interest. Just a mushy love letter. He was looking forward to the moment they were reunited. Just mush.
A scratching came at the door. I quickly hid the letters and opened it.
Captain Stabb was there. "He's come out on the porch over there. He's a perfect target. Can we kill him now?"
I sighed. And I really was disappointed. "There's been a hitch. It will have to wait until next time."
That didn't sit well with him at all.
I myself was so upset I almost forgot the glass jars. I went to the airlock door and emptied their moldy contents on the ground. I went back to the crew's galley and found some packaged sweetbuns and some jolt powder. I put them in the jars.
Trying to seem cheerful, I went back to the road-house.
He was on the porch. I handed him the jars.
"I am sorry it was an upsetting trip," I said. "Possibly this will help make up for it."
He didn't say anything.
"On my honor, I will send your letters, order you another box and a cellologist," I said. "I certainly wish you every success in the mission. And I will be more attentive in the future." I could have killed him with every word.
He didn't say anything. He was looking out at where the tug was, just a blacker blackness, only a faint glow where the airlock was open.
"Then it's good-bye for now," I said.
I raced back to the ship. I jumped in the airlock.
Stabb took off at once. He didn't even sweep the grass upright. I knew he was making Heller do that.
In the flight deck, even though I got in their way, I threw a spare viewscreen into the night band. I couldn't see the house or porch or Heller because of the trees.
We soared on upward at speed, a blackness in the blackness.
What an unlucky trip! I wished to the Gods I had been able to add his ghost to those which must be haunting that place.
To say that I was upset was an understatement.
When I had fastened myself into a gimbal bunk, I tried to take an assessment of my situation.