It is a nauseating fact that I was very seasick.
"Row!" I cried between retches.
"Row where?" said Madison.
"Row anyplace, but for Gods' sakes, get me ashore. I'm dying!"
The only advantage in being in all this was that the rain was so heavy it was washing my face clean. I felt I had the whole Aegean for a bathtub and the sky as well.
"You better bail," said Madison. "The water is up around my knees."
Maybe it would be far better to just drown and get this over with. I felt like I was in an automatic washing machine with the lights off. I might as well pull the plug and go down the drain.
A vague haze of moonlight came through a temporary rift of cloud. Madison was trying to do something with the oars.
The water, smashing around in the craft, was up to my chest. That was because I was lying in it.
"Bail!" said Madison urgently.
There was no bailing can. I only had my straw hat.
I used it. As fast as I threw water out it rained back in.
"There's a fast current running here," said Madison above the hiss of the downpour. "Did you see how fast we sped away from the ship? Or maybe it's the wind. No, there isn't any wind. Yes, I think there is some wind...." He was holding up a finger to test it. A wave knocked his hand down. "No, there isn't any wind. It's the waves. Yes, I think it is the wind...."
"Oh, Gods, make up your mind!" I yelled, trying to bail with my straw hat.
"I'm much better with a typewriter," said Madison. "Give me a nonbouncing desk and I could handle this. Eighteen point quote STORM unquote 20 point quote STORM SUBSIDES unquote 22 point quote MADISON SAVED...."
I thought the inflatable was going to sail up into the air, flip like a pancake and come down. Then it slid and slithered from one mountainous crest to the next and then, for variety, tried to be a pancake again.
"Wait," said Madison. "I think I hear surf."
I stopped bailing. It was all running out of the holes in the hat anyway. I took time out to retch.
The faint haze of light, cast by the moon far above this holocaust, grew stronger for a moment.
"There's land over there!" said Madison.
He promptly put his back to it and even though he caught crabs now and then and even though we spun entirely about occasionally, we seemed to be making progress.
To my right I heard a snarl. I knew what it was at once. The monster who had been waiting for days had decided to attack full force and swallow me at last.
I saw a faint but nearby glimmer of white. It could be nothing but teeth.
"Hold on!" cried Madison. "I'll try to surfboard in!"
Up we rose. Down went the bow of our craft. And suddenly we were going at sixty miles an hour! Through white-frothed blackness!
Then we tripped.
With a roaring ferocity, the surf devoured us!
Down I went in the churning maelstrom.
Abruptly I realized that the life jacket was not a life jacket anymore. It was a death jacket. Full of magazines, it was taking me straight to the bottom!
I tried to get rid of it. The machine gun across my back was holding it on!
I felt myself surging forward in the depths.
Now something was strangling me!
I struck something on the bottom. A rock?
Something was towing me!
Oh, Gods, the sea had decided to take me off to its cave where it could eat me at leisure.
It was too much for me. I passed out.
A bit later, I opened my eyes. There was a roaring in my ears.
Something was over me, outlined against the luminous sky. This was where the sea would boil me alive and have me bit by bit for snacks.
"Goodness," said a voice. "I'm glad you're still alive."
The sea doesn't talk English and it wants to see everybody dead. I was reassured.
I raised my head. The roaring wasn't in my ears. I could see the waves in the faintly luminous glow. They were roaring and thundering away but I was at least ten feet up the beach from the water.
Something was still strangling me. I tried to pry it off. The boat painter! It had gotten wrapped around my neck. When I pulled at it impatiently, the boat nearby gave a jerk.
"Thank heavens I didn't have to go diving for you," said Madison. "When I pulled the boat further up out of the water to get my suitcase, you were tied to it. You're lucky."
"Don't talk to me of luck!" I said. I got myself untangled. Then I became aware of the firmness of the ground. It was only moving a little bit under me. I felt it again. It was moving less. I put both my hands against it and pushed. It wasn't moving at all. Maybe I was lucky.
"I don't know if they followed us," said Madison.
That brought me around very swiftly. At the moment the clouds were thinner but there was still rain. I couldn't see the yacht or any lights but then, actually, I didn't know where to look except out into the sea. We might even have come around some point.
I looked behind us. A hill loomed.
"Come!" I said. "We've got to find cover! If they send anyone after us, we must not get caught in the open."
I got up and took a step forward. Ouch! I was barefoot! The scuba shoes must have come off.
Nevertheless, I must walk!
Stumbling and stubbing, I led the way up the hill through underbrush. We climbed and climbed. At last I came limpingly onto a flat area. At first I thought it was a road, for it seemed to be paved. The luminescence from above the rain brightened the scene for a moment. It wasn't a road. It seemed to be a wide floor, half an acre at least.
Aha! A ruined city or the fragments thereof. Greece abounds with them. I thought I knew where we must be now. There is an ancient excavated city from the Bronze
Age at the southeast end of Chios and it is on the side of the island which faces away from Turkey. Emborios, I think its name was. I felt encouraged. I was sure that I had landed on the island where Homer had written his famous poems. The odyssey I was engaged upon might not satisfy Ulysses but it certainly contained a lot more horror than I was comfortable with.
I went further up the hill, Madison trudging after me. I came to a rocky prominence. In spite of rain, I caught a whiff of goats. Perhaps there was some shelter here along the face of these cliffs.
I took the flashlight Madison had retained in his pocket and played it cautiously ahead of me. I found a faint path. It ended in a shallow cave.
It was very low and it was very plain that goats used it, but it was shelter from the rain. I crawled in and Madison followed.
I turned the flashlight on my feet. Blood! I knew I could not walk any further: I had no shoes.
I glanced apprehensively down through the dark where the sea must be, far below. They would be after us, I had no doubt. Black Jowl had meant business. Kidnapping from Greek soil with no witnesses around would not cause him a second thought.
I gloomed. Maybe I was not safe after all!
Lying in the stinking cave, licked now and then with gusts of rain, I wondered what the future held for me. Something awful, I had no doubt. I was right.
Music!
Home, home on the range,
Where the deer and the antelope play,
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word
And the skies are not cloudy all day!
Jesus! On the Greek island of Chios, drenched in rain, with the ghost of Homer haunting around, how could a western ballad get in here?
It was Madison. He had taken a small portable radio out of his suitcase and had it on Radio Luxembourg.
"Turn that thing off!" I wailed.
"I was just trying to liven things up," he said. "It's kind of dull."
"As soon as it gets daylight," I snarled, "you won't find it dull. I'm going to have to sell our lives as dearly as possible!"
"Maybe I can find some blues," he said. "But I do think country western is a more suitable soundtrack if you're going to start shooting."