Of course I did. “You mean your daughter?”
Her tone was edged with spite. “Ours. I was pregnant when I married Alfie, but he didn’t know. And if I didn’t tell him, how could he?”
“Not very well. I can see that.”
“You’d run off to London, so what else could I do?”
“Where is she now?” I might as well take a look, as long as I wasn’t asked to pay the arrears of her food and lodging for the last thirteen years.
“She always calls at her grandma’s on her way home from school. But she shouldn’t be long.”
“How old is she?”
“You know she’s thirteen, so don’t pretend you don’t. But she’s ever so clever at school. She wants to do her ‘O’ Levels. She does all the homework they give her. And now she hasn’t got a father.” She was crying again. “I’ll never forgive Alfie for drowning himself. How could he have done a thing like that, with such a lovely daughter?”
It was plain a mile off. I would have gone the same way if I’d been caught in such a trap, but I’d had the sense enough to get out, while young and easygoing Alfie had been driven stupid by her, and killed himself. He’d been a lively kid, but I recalled the occasional blankness of his eyes, staring oddly into space. Never knowing why he was on earth had, in time, become a nightmare he couldn’t do anything but die to get away from. I was surprised he’d lasted so long, but he’d always seemed a late developer, otherwise he would have known that Charlene wasn’t his when he went with Claudine in her white finery up the aisle of the church.
Mulling on the matter, I was nearly as upset as she was, which comforted me because if I hadn’t been I’d have had as stony a heart as Alfie when he decided to kill himself in spite of a lovely wife and daughter. “I’m sorry to have to say this, but he did it because he only cared for himself. He was so selfish he could think of nothing better to do, and I can’t think why.”
She had no answer to this. Maybe she’d often thought it herself. I’d set out on a run up the Great North Road, hoping for some peace in which to reflect on my own life, and had found myself in a can of worms. I wiped my nose, though it wasn’t dripping from my cold anymore. Maybe I should run back to my mother’s and drive her mad by trying to get off with her girlfriend. “I’ll take you out this evening,” I said. “We’ll go on a pub crawl, and make merry. Cheer ourselves up in the Royal Children.”
She sat by me, and held my hand. “I’d love to, but I can’t. If the neighbours saw me walking out with another man already they’d think I was a right slag.”
Fuck the neighbours, I stopped myself saying. “I’ll meet you in town, then,” though not much wanting to.
“Somebody’s bound to see me, and spread the gossip. But we could drive in your car to West Bridgford, or Radcliffe.”
“My clutch went bang on the way here, and I had to leave it at the menders.” I was glad for a verifiable reason, because if I took her anywhere by car I wouldn’t be able to put up with her unless I had a skinful. “We could go by bus.”
“Buses make me feel sick. But it’s all right. I’ve got to live this through. I shall never forget how good you were to me just now.” She proved her sincerity by such wild kisses I hoped we’d go to bed again. “Wouldn’t it be wonderful,” she said, “if we kept on seeing each other, and then we got married? I know I shouldn’t talk like that yet, but I can’t help it. It would be so right and perfect for both of us, and for Charlene as well.”
I told her I was married, that I couldn’t see my wife popping her clogs for the next fifty years, at which she snapped free, and stood with her back to the imitation coal fire. The house was poshly furnished according to her catalogue of taste, and it was easy to see where every penny of Alfie’s office clerk wages had gone. He probably never had enough left over for a pint, or the bus fare for a spin into town on his own. No wonder he’d done himself in. Even I might have, in his situation, though she was a wonderful fuck when she let herself go.
“I can have my dreams, can’t I?” she said grittily. “Or would you like to kill those as well?”
“You can certainly have your dreams. Nobody would want to stop you having those, surely not me.” What would I want them for?
She put on a very hard look. “You don’t really care, do you?”
“You know I do.”
“No you don’t. You never did, did you?”
I was experienced enough to know it was often the case that the better the love making — and it had been supreme — the more a woman was likely to cry out against you when it was over. And here it was. The steamroller. The carpet bombing. It was both, with tears of venom thrown in, and I couldn’t think why. Even with Frances it sometimes happened. Maybe women held it against you because you hadn’t made their pleasure go on forever, or because you didn’t seem to sufficiently appreciate the good time they had given you. Or they hated the fact that you had the gall to be still in front of them, that you hadn’t vanished so that they could think of killing you in the peace of their own satisfaction. Or you didn’t seem willing to fall in with the plans they thought to spring on you, like now with Miss Forks, as I had known her in the old days. Whatever I said would only stoke up her resentment. “I’m the most caring person in the world,” was all I could say.
“No you’re not. You’re selfish. You always were selfish. You’re a real right absolutely rotten selfish bastard. You always have been and you always will be. You’ll never alter, that’s all I know.”
I felt as if I’d been whipped across the chops with a floorcloth soaked in the strongest bleach but, keeping a stiff upper lip (it wasn’t true that only the Dropshorts had them) I said nothing, though gripped my wrist to hold back such a smack across her flushed face she’d have been spinning like a top till Doomsday. I’d left Nottingham as a youth (one of the reasons anyway) so that I’d never have to do such a thing as hit a woman. All the same, trying to mix a subtle smile with a stiff upper lip took some doing.
“You forced me into sex when I was an innocent young girl. If anybody did it today I’d have counselling, and you’d get sent to prison.”
This was too much. “You were seventeen.”
“Then you took up with that fat cow Gwen Bolsover because she was posher than me. And when I got pregnant you ran off like a coward and left poor Alfie to take the responsibility. It was you who killed him, not me. You’re rotten to the core. You always was, and always will be.”
Rather than listen to this I should have run away just after flopping out of her, even if it had meant charging down the street with spunk wetting my legs. I thought she was about to snatch one of the imitation pot dogs off the mantelshelf and splot me, if so she would have seen some action, because gentlemanisation in no way fitted me for not giving blow for blow, woman or not, though I might have been sorry afterwards, for a few seconds. The best thing would have been to thrust her onto the deep piled lemon-yellow carpet for another session, except that she might have called rape.
The disadvantage of keeping quiet was that it got her going again. She wanted a real psychotherapeutic set-to, and I wasn’t the man for it. Her invective wasn’t even close to the mark, as far as I was concerned, was so wide in fact I assumed she was insulting for the sake of it — to enjoy herself, which made me angrier.
“The first time I took you home to meet my parents I saw you looking at my mother in the same way you looked at me before getting my knickers off. You with your smarmy ways. Your mother must have spoiled you rotten, but I suppose she would, wouldn’t she, seeing you was one of those who’d never had a father. You told me he had been killed in the war, but I knew the truth because I got it from Alfie.”