“That would break the spell. We can’t throw magic away like that. There are some things that even novels don’t deserve.”
He didn’t believe that for a moment, and I expected to see all the details soon enough in print. He went back to his desk, to type a phrase this time. “So why are you in trouble? I want the whole truth, so help me Ghengis Khan!”
White and curving vampire teeth seemed to grow out of his jaws. I had called for an hour, not to talk about my life, which was mine and mine alone, but to delay getting home, when I’d have to tell Frances I’d been thrown out of the agency. I explained to him nevertheless that I’d lost my job and why, no reason not to, it didn’t matter to me, and in any case it was my notion of good breeding to pay for the mouthwash coffee, the cigar and, such as it was, the entertainment. Having a father still alive at my age might be a bore, but it had its obligations.
He leaned at ease. “Fact is, no son of mine ought to have a job. It’s undignified. Shows lack of style. It’s bad taste. I’d be ashamed to meet him on the street. I never had a job except in the army, but that was soldiering. You come from too good a line to have a job.”
“But you have one.”
“Writing?” He laughed. “If anybody asks me what I do I tell them it’s not work, it’s a crucifixion, but I certainly don’t use that ghastly word. No, you’ll have to pull yourself together and support yourself some other way. Jobs are for those with prolish souls.”
“My mother worked in a factory.” He warranted a smack across the chops. “Was she a prole?”
“Certainly not. She only did it during the war.”
He was right. To my knowledge she hadn’t done a stroke since. I too thought nine to five work was anathema, proving in some way that he was my father. Why I had let myself be steered into a job I’ll never know. Geoffrey Harlaxton had flattered me about the efficacy of my lies, after I had stopped him being all but murdered by his wife for his carelessness with other women. And Frances might not have married me if I hadn’t shown some enthusiasm to become employed. So when offered a job at the advertising agency I said yes, because how could I resist her glistening eyes beneath those gold rimmed spectacles, winking me towards a walking yet very delectable doom?
He reamed his cuticles with a paperknife. “Tell me what you intend doing.”
“I’ll take a fortnight to think things over. I’ll get in my car, go on the road. I can reflect while driving. A spot of aimless motoring will be the best way to flush that crooked advertising agency out of my system. I’ll go to Nottingham, and see how my mother is.”
The point of the paperknife pricked his tender flesh. “Oh hell!” He leapt up. “Now look what you’ve made me do!” His pain and anguish was a rare treat. “For God’s sake,” he said, “if you do see your mother, don’t encourage her to come and call on me.”
“I thought you still loved her?”
“I do, no doubt, but I don’t want her around my neck. I’m approaching the age when I can have all the women I want, but the trouble is,” he added mischievously, “so is she.”
I would say he was longing to see her, that he couldn’t live without her, and that if she descended on him and seduced Mabel he deserved no less.
“On your way out,” he said, “tell Mabel to stop sulking in the kitchen and bring some bandages to staunch this blood. It’s a task she’ll enjoy. I do like to give her at least one treat a day.”
Chapter Three
“My only option is to light off for a week or two,” I said to Frances, after informing her of my jobless position. I’d hoped she was too weary at the end of her long day to care what I did, though there was no other time I could have told her.
I tried to make my departure more acceptable by calling at Marks and Spencer’s for a bag of ready-made eatables and a bottle of wine, so that she wouldn’t need to think about feeding us both, which at least made her smile as I put things in the oven and set the timers. I gave her a glass of red, and began a spiel about how my work at the agency had become intolerable, leaving nothing out and throwing in a few adversities from my imagination. “So all I want, before applying for another job”—like hell I would — “is to motor around awhile and consider what will be best for me to do. There’s no other way if I’m to stay sane.”
On our second glass, and halfway through a tray of tasteful pickies, she managed another smile, and tapped the bun of her shining golden hair as if to stop it collapsing, though I’d never seen it happen. “I suppose if you must, you must.”
Perhaps she didn’t see my going as so outlandish because of her past admiration of the performance poet Ronald Delphick, and his free and easy way of spending much of his time travelling the country. Or she looked forward to me amusing her with details of my adventures on getting back from a world unlike the donkey circle of healing she was locked in.
I recalled Blaskin saying that the more you made a woman realise you knew her thoughts better than she did herself, whether true or not, the more she would love you. Thinking Frances might be half consciously longing to break free in the same way I was about to do, I said: “So why don’t you come with me? We’ll be sure to have a good time.”
She actually laughed. “Michael, you’re incorrigible, not to say irredeemable. You know I can’t,” which silenced me for a while. Then she reached for my hand, and for the rest of the evening we didn’t talk about my going anywhere.
After I had gone she might contact Delphick, go to one of the scumbag’s gigs, if he was in London. His advantage over me was that he stank rotten, always needed a shave, and was dead scruffy. Not that he couldn’t pay for a decent suit, and lay out a quid on a squirt of deodorant, but he relied on groupies and acolytes to slip a few fivers into his pockets, and tell him he was a genius as they did so.
His dropout aspect had once attracted Frances, but she hadn’t seen him for three years, and I hoped she never would again, though even if she did there was nothing I could do about it. No marriage could endure if you hinted to your wife that you didn’t trust her, whether or not she was trustworthy, though I knew Frances had no time for hanky panky, and too much dignity as a doctor to indulge in affairs.
Reminding her of this at breakfast, she responded with an unpleasant analysis of my character, which I would rather not repeat because, accurate or not, everything about me will be revealed soon enough. When the woman you live with starts telling you unpleasant facts about yourself, that you were already too well aware of in any case — and she knowing that you were — it’s time to sling your hook. I was mindlessly eager to go, while knowing that if I stayed a few more days we would get back to our usual state of love.
So, like a fool, I went, not even slamming the front door in anger so that she could blame me for going and not herself, knowing as I flicked on the ignition that the anger I felt could be for no one but myself. I only knew that if I had made the choice between freedom or death I must be careful from then on in case both possibilities turned up, a reflection which will explain itself later.
After Northway Circus my smart little blood-red Picaro Estate sniffed the expanse of high sky ahead, and took me at seventy up the outside lane to the last roundabout before Bedfordshire. Any misery I felt at leaving home and Frances had melted, and with a lit cigar comfortably smouldering I flogged young Picaro as if Eskimoing through snowfields, galloping over desert, or flying the sky, the north-going road as familiar as the back of my hand.
After the last exit to Baldock came the perilous dual carriageway of the Great North Road, and I muttered the highway’s name on belting along. In spite of a good forecast, or maybe even because of it, grey clouds crowded in for the inevitable rain, though the countryside like a green plate told me it didn’t matter whether or not I went to Nottingham, provided I put as much distance as possible between myself and London. Not certain where I was heading had never been any bother, going at the moment like an arrow.