layla’s birthday
Friday, April 16, 3:30 p.m.
Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday to me. Twenty-seven today. Twenty-seven sounds a lot older than twenty-six, doesn’t it? Twenty-six sounds young and blond and fun, whereas twenty-seven sounds serious and possibly brunette.
I’m at the library in my usual spot, studying Finance. Alone. I don’t know where Jamie and Kimmy are studying these days, but I haven’t seen them here. I hope they’re not letting their work slip. All I can say is that I’m thrilled I’m not in their group.
Tense, tense, tense.
My friends from home all sent me e-cards. No one here knows it’s my birthday. My bank balance increased by a thousand bucks. Which means my mother or father transferred money into my account. That’s what they do every year. I think it’s on automatic-transfer so they don’t have to remember to do it.
I didn’t expect the people here to know, so I can’t say I’m disappointed. I’ve never mentioned the exact date. Besides I’m not talking to them. Jamie was a mistake and it’s best to sever the ties now. And Kimmy hasn’t apologized since kicking me out of her room.
My desk creaks as I shuffle in my chair.
So no party this year. Not a big deal. I’ll celebrate in a few weeks with my real friends, when I’m home. Training for the job starts May 3 and runs for a week, and then I work for three months. The back of my head hurts when I think about three whole months of redundancy reducing, overhead eliminating, cost cutting, economies of scale…I wish I had a job that made an actual difference in people’s lives. Like Ronnie. Or Danielle Grand. I wonder if they love their jobs. If they’re happy. Was I happy at the bank? Will I be happy? Are my parents happy?
Does it matter?
sister kimmy
Monday, April 19, 7:30 p.m.
“We done?” Nick asks. We’re sitting morosely in his room, all of us thrilled we’ve finally finished our last group assignment. All of us wishing we were someplace else. “I gotta jet,” he continues. “Hot date.”
“Hot date?” I wonder aloud. “With who?”
“A large-breasted art major. She lives in the Sphere residence. Cheers.”
“You mean the syphilis residence?” Lauren asks. “I heard that place is an STD hotbed. I have a date, too.”
“With who?” I ask.
“Cindy.” She gives us a big smile.
“Who’s Cindy?” Nick asks.
Lauren stands up and collects her things. “Swiley,” she answers, and then dances out of the room before we can comment.
Oh. My. God. “Our IC teacher?” I say.
“Let me know if she’s all that I dreamed,” Nick calls, sticking his head into the hallway. Lauren and Nick both got jobs in Boston this summer so they’re sharing an apartment. I hope they’ll get it over with and sleep together already. I guess there’s always next year…
Jamie stands up and stretches his arms above his head. The bottom of his shirt pulls up, exposing his pale stomach. “And on that note, ladies and gentleman, our first-year work group comes to an end. Not with a bang but a whimper.”
I laugh. I think he makes me laugh about once every two minutes. “I hope the whimper is not because of genital pain?” I banter.
“Syphilis makes you crazy if left untreated,” Jamie says.
“I guess that means you already have it,” Nick says.
Russ isn’t here. He hasn’t come to any of our last group meetings. He finished his parts for all the assignments and then e-mailed them to Jamie. He’s probably too busy reading the Dummies Guide to Being a Daddy. But it’s better this way, his staying away. This way, I don’t have to talk to him.
I find myself staring at Jamie. He’s such a fun guy, really he is. And he’s a lot better-looking than I used to think. I wonder what my year would have been like if I’d fallen for him instead. A million times better. No tactics, no sneaking around, just bliss.
“What are you doing now?” I ask him in the hallway.
“I’m thinking of trying scuba diving. I’ve always wanted to swim with the sharks.”
I laugh and rub his arm. “Want to grab some dinner away from the caf? Maybe that little Japanese restaurant on Main Street?”
“Sure. Why not?”
I should be studying for finals-that’s why not. I’m okay for most of them. All except Finance. I have no idea what’s going on in that class. It’s like they’re speaking Korean. I’m not sure how I’m going to pass the exam. Even though I’m not planning on coming back next year, I still want to pass. No need to leave on a bad note. I still can’t decide what I should do about this summer. I don’t want to be in New York by myself. If Jamie and I hooked up, maybe we could share an apartment in the city. And maybe I could be persuaded to stay at LWBS.
Twenty minutes later we’re seated at a table for two near the window. He takes my coat and pulls out my chair for me. Two things Russ never did. A tea candle burns in the middle of the table, and I pour the wax on my hand and make him a heart.
“Thanks, darlin’,” he says. “I shall wear it on my sleeve.”
The waitress asks us if we want something to drink. Jamie surprises me by ordering sake.
“I thought you don’t drink,” I say.
“I didn’t drink. Presently I find it helps me dwell in my melancholy.”
My heart sinks. “Because of Layla?”
“Yes,” he says, and gets choked up. “She won’t even talk to me.”
I don’t know what to say, so I sip my water. When the sake comes, he pours us each a cup, then raises his in mock salute. “To unrequited love.”
“To unrequited love,” I repeat.
He downs his cup and refills. “Why do we always have to love the people who don’t love us? Maybe it’s just me. I think I should go back to not trying. Coasting. That works. Not caring. Not caring about my future. Not caring about women. Before Layla, everything was just a joke to me.” He downs his second cup.
My lip begins to tremble. “What about me? Didn’t you care about me? Way back in September?” I need to know he cared about me. I need to know I matter. I need to know that I wasn’t a joke.
“Of course I cared about you, Kimmy. But we barely knew each other. But when I met Layla…”
I give my best smile. “Right.” But he knows me now. I lean in close so he can get a better view of my padded cleavage. I get soy sauce all over my shirt. “So what do you want to order?” I ask, forcing my voice to sound chirpy. “Want to share a California roll?”
“I’ve moved beyond California rolls, Kimmy. I’m ready for the real thing, now. Bring on the spicy tuna.”
Three platefuls of sushi and four more carafes of sake later I’m still laughing.
“Maybe we should take one of the carafes back to the Zoo and instigate a floor-wide game of spin-the-sake,” Jamie says, his voice about two octaves higher than usual, his eyes bright, his cheeks flushed.
“Sounds like a plan.”
Jamie signs his name in the air for the bill. “Do you think that’s the international sign for bring-me-the-bill? We should ask Nick if in Australia they sign upside down.”
He drops four twenties on the table and waves my hand away when I reach for my wallet. “My treat. You’ve finally allowed me to take you for dinner.”
“Thank you,” I say, sincerely.
“Don’t touch my mustache,” he replies.
I peer at his face. “You don’t have a mustache.”
“Doitashimashite,” he says. “That’s Japanese for ‘you’re welcome.’”
Because of our inebriated state, we leave his car on the street and walk the five blocks back to campus. He tries to do a fox-trot, and I can’t stop laughing.
When we get to the Zoo, he can barely make it up the stairs. He puts his arm around me to help him balance. Instead of focusing on the act of stair climbing, he’s singing, off-key, some song about falling in love. No surprise there, considering that most songs are about love.