‘Are you going to come out and work or not?’
‘No.’
Fabio kicked again — and suddenly Lambert crumpled up and collapsed on the floor.
‘All right,’ he blubbered. ‘I’ll work, but stop it.’
Fabio stopped at once. ‘Come on, then,’ he said. ‘You can help me muck out the chicken house.’
The aunts saw the boys come. Fabio was carrying the remains of Lambert’s lunch on the tray, including the broken soup bowl.
‘You can take it out of my pocket money,’ he said, handing them the pieces.
‘What pocket money?’ asked Aunt Etta.
‘Even kidnapped children have to have pocket money,’ said Fabio firmly.
So Lambert began to work. He worked badly and he worked slowly. He complained because the television was on the blink and whenever he could, he crept off to look for his mobile telephone which he was sure Myrtle had hidden somewhere. But when he stopped for too long, Fabio just looked at him and he picked up his tools once more.
Everyone agreed that such a tiresome, blathering boy had to be kept away from the unusual creatures
— the selkies and the boobrie and the stoorworm — so they gave him jobs to do in the house or with the animals on the farm. But a couple of days after Fabio had beaten him up, Lambert crept down to the shore with a lemonade bottle he had stolen from the larder. Inside the lemonade bottle was a message he had written to his father telling him to come and rescue him, and he was going to throw the bottle into the sea.
But he never got as far as doing that. Instead he dropped the bottle, which smashed on the stones, leaving a dangerous mess of broken glass, and came back to the house blubbering and screaming at the top of his voice.
‘I saw a thing! I saw a horrible creepy thing!’ His whole body shook with terror. He looked as if he was going to have a fit.
‘What sort of a thing?’ asked Fabio.
He and Minette were sitting at the kitchen table, shelling peas for supper.
‘A girl … all queer and horrible. She didn’t have any legs — not any!’ He sobbed and gulped again and a runnel of snot ran down his nose.
Minette handed him her handkerchief. ‘What do you mean, Lambert?’ she asked.
‘The bottom end of her was a monster. She had a tail all covered in scales. It was growing from her body.’ Lambert retched and turned his head away. ‘I saw it. I saw it. I won’t stay here, I won’t!’
Minette and Fabio exchanged troubled glances.
‘What was the top of her like?’
‘I don’t know … she had sort of green hair — and when I screamed she flopped her tail — I heard it flop …’ He shuddered. ‘And then she dived into the water.’
‘It sounds like Oona,’ said Minette in a low voice. ‘Of course it would be her — she’s been frightened enough already by that ridiculous Lord Brasenott. I’ll go and comfort her. If only it had been Queenie, she’d have seen Lambert off.’
She slipped out and Fabio was left alone with the blubbering Lambert.
He had had an idea.
‘Lambert,’ he said. ‘Listen to this, because it’s important. When Minette and I first came, we saw all sorts of strange creatures — mermaids like you’ve seen and a long slithery worm and a giant bird — oh, all sorts of things — but then we realized they weren’t real. They couldn’t be real because creatures like that don’t exist. I mean, there aren’t any such things as mermaids, are there?’
Lambert had stopped crying. He was actually listening.
‘No,’ he said. ’There aren’t.’
‘So what has happened, Lambert, is that you’re imagining them. It’s like having a vision or a dream. And it’s because of something that Art puts in the food. He uses a flour made of seaweed and it has a drug in it that makes you see things. He doesn’t mean to harm us but it’s the only kind of flour you can get here.’
‘They aren’t really there?’ asked Lambert, sniffing the snot back into his nose. ‘She wasn’t there — that horrible girl and the awful tail that she flopped with — that wasn’t there either?’
‘No it wasn’t. And anything else you see like that will just be a dream. You’ve heard of drugs that give you visions, haven’t you? They’re called halluci—’ But here Fabio gave up, not sure of how to pronounce hallucinogenic or even if that was the word he meant. ‘And it’s best not to say anything to anyone — even if you think you see other things. Just don’t take any notice, and if you get back to your father don’t tell him, he’d only laugh at you.’
It worked. Lambert gave a few more gulps; he was still blotched, he was still hiccuping unpleasantly, but he was calm.
And from then on, if Lambert saw anything unusual he was sure it was because of something in the food.
The aunts weren’t happy about Fabio telling lies, but it seemed safer than letting Lambert go screaming all over the Island and hurting the feelings of the creatures that he came upon.
And so the days passed. Minette and Fabio still talked about getting away but they always fell asleep before they could work out how to do it, and slowly the beauty of the place — the great wide skies, the flaming sunsets and the never-ending sound of the sea — seemed to be becoming a part of them.
But meanwhile in London all hell was breaking loose.
Chapter Seven
Eight days after Minette ate her drugged cheese and tomato sandwich, Minette’s mother, Mrs Danby, rang Edinburgh to ask if Minette could stay with her father for an extra week. Minette’s term had started but that was not the kind of thing that bothered Mrs Danby.
‘I have the chance of a job filming in Paris,’ she said.
This wasn’t strictly true. What she did have was yet another boyfriend who said he’d take her to France for a bit of a ‘jolly’.
Professor Danby, whom she’d interrupted as he was preparing an important lecture on The Use of the Semi-Colon’, did not at first understand what she was saying.
‘I can hardly keep Minette longer, when I haven’t got her,’ he said in his dry, irritable voice.
There was a pause at the other end while Mrs Danby fought down the slight fluttering in her stomach.
‘Don’t be silly, Philip. I sent Minette to you more than a week ago. She’s been with you since the fifteenth.’
‘No, you didn’t. I had a telephone message to say you were keeping her with you and taking her to the seaside. I remember it quite clearly.’
The professor had in fact been rather pleased because the lecture he was giving was part of an important series — ‘The Use of the Semi-Colon’, ‘The Use of the Comma’, ‘The Use of the Paragraph’ and so on — and he needed to get on with his work without being bothered by a child.
Now, though, he too began to feel as though his stomach was not quite where it should have been. But of course being the sort of people they were, the Danbys immediately began to blame each other.
‘You must be mad, not letting me know she hadn’t arrived.’
‘I must be mad?’ hissed the professor. ‘You must be mad. Any normal mother would ring up to see that her daughter had arrived safely.’
‘And any normal father would ring and find out why she wasn’t being sent.’
‘Are you accusing me of not being normal?’ said the professor in a dangerously quiet voice. ‘A woman who stubbed out her cigarette on a poached egg.’
‘It wasn’t a poached egg, it was a fried egg. And if you hadn’t kept turning the lamps off because you were too mean to pay the electricity bill I’d have seen it wasn’t an ashtray. And anyway, how a man who leaves a bath full of scum every time he—’