‘Myrtle stayed by my side when my mother died; she played music to me in all weathers. I couldn’t leave her now.’
So then Myrtle stepped forward and now she was not a vague and dippy woman whose hair fell down. She was a heroine.
‘If it is right for you to swim with the great kraken you must do so, Herbert,’ she said and though there was a sob in her throat she held her head high.
They decided to do the turning in the crystal cave and of course everyone wanted to come. The Captain couldn’t leave his bed but the stoorworm promised to tell him all about it and the mermaids insisted on being there, and the naak and even the boobries, though it wasn’t at all certain that they knew what was going on.
They had to wait until the moon broke out of its covering of cloud — but when Herbert threw off his dressing gown and stood there only in Art’s boxer shorts, everyone sighed because it was all so dignified and beautiful, like a ceremony in ancient Greece.
It was Myrtle of course who was to do the actual crying, and because the tears had to fall directly on his head, Herbert knelt before her … and then she began.
She remembered all the good times — the music on Seal Point, the silent evenings beside her friend watching the sunset …
One tear fell on Herbert’s head … then two … then three … four … five … six …
Only one more.
But just when everyone was clutching everyone else ready for the great moment, the tears stopped.
It was most embarrassing. Myrtle sniffed. She blinked, she blushed. She had shed six tears; and she couldn’t shed a seventh.
For the truth was (though she never told anyone) that at that moment she had suddenly realized that she need never again go into the cold sea in her chill-proof vest and her sister’s navy bloomers. She still minded terribly losing Herbert — but the relief had blocked her tear ducts as thoroughly as if they had been plugged with cement.
It was a dreadful moment, but of course help was at hand. Minette only had to think of saying goodbye to the man who had saved her life and she was off.
She took Myrtle’s place — and as the seventh tear fell on to Herbert’s head there was a flash of blinding jagged light.
And when they looked again they knew they had done right. On the ledge of rock was a pair of crumpled boxer shorts — but streaking out of the cave into the open sea was a silver hunk of streamlined muscle which thrust through the waves like an arrow.
The next morning was the children’s last on the Island and they got up early and walked along the strand as they had done on the first day when they woke up to find they had been kidnapped.
‘You will come back, won’t you?’ Minette asked. ‘You won’t stay and become Prime Minister of Brazil?’
She wanted to make him swear; to have a kind of ceremony — but then she saw his face as he looked out over the Island and saw that he loved it as she did, and she knew for certain that they would both be back. And the ache of parting became a different sort of ache — an ache of happiness — and then they turned and went back towards the house where the aunts were waiting.