The titanium quarrel punctured his upper leg, ruining what I was sure was a shockingly expensive pair of pants. Robin had already been in midlunge for cover when he was hit. The momentum took him on to tumble behind a metal Dumpster. He hit the asphalt hard but with sword still in hand. In the dark, combined with the charcoal gray of his pants, I couldn't see the blood, but I could smell it. It was an oddly sunny tang in the air, much less coppery than human blood. "You alopecic, bedlamite son of a bitch," he gritted. "Do you know how much these cost?" Yeah, Robin was nothing if not predictable.
I'd sought cover myself from the sudden hail of metal, sliding in beside Goodfellow. He was banging his sword against the side of the Dumpster, each blow a punctuation. "I bought these in Rome." Bang. "Rome." Bang. "The finest tailor slaved for days." Bang. "Days."
I fished in my jacket pocket and pulled out the linen napkin I'd swiped from the restaurant. We were running low on washcloths at home, and I'd picked up more sticky-fingered habits from Robin than was good for me. "Here. Wrap your leg up before the next suit that tailor makes is for your funeral."
He grumbled and cursed but obeyed. While he worked I took my Glock in hand and peered over the top of the Dumpster. Mr. Clean was still coming, step by plodding step. And with every one of those steps he reloaded and fired and there was the ping of metal against metal. Step. Ping. Step. Ping. The intensity of it was creepy as hell, but when it came down to it, it was a situation that could be easily resolved. There was a hiss of breath as Goodfellow cinched the makeshift bandage around his leg. Then he snapped, "What are you waiting for? Shoot the malaka already."
"Gee, what will your next two wishes be, Master?" I asked dryly. I couldn't say I'd never shot a human before. I couldn't even say I hadn't killed one, but circumstances had been different. This guy was dangerous, but not to the point of a bullet in the brain. My conscience was as underweight and scrawny as they came, but even it would suffer a twinge at putting down a loony.
On the other hand, it wasn't as if I could leave him running around. Not unless I planned on setting up house behind this Dumpster. I aimed, then popped off two shots. The slugs in his right shoulder and left thigh were the best compromise I could manage at the moment, especially with Goodfellow griping in my ear. Mr. Clean fell in near silence, the only sound a soft grunt as his back hit the concrete. He was alive, albeit with a good deal of his blood pumping free. I discovered that my conscience had no problem with that whatsoever. "Come on, Goodfellow. We better get out of here before the cops show up."
With a hand gripping the top edge of the Dumpster, Robin pulled himself up to balance on one leg. "A little assistance here, if you please." The gesture he made was remarkably similar to the one he'd given the waiter. Demandingly autocratic. If it weren't for the scent of his blood mingling with the stranger's in the air, I might've let him fall right back on that arrogant ass. Putting the gun away, I slid an arm under his and growled, "Grab your jacket. I don't want to hear the Rome speech all the way back to your place."
Not waiting for the reply that was bound to come, I grabbed a quick look at our attacker. He was still down, the crossbow lying inches from his fingers. Blank eyes stared upward as he mumbled his peculiar mantra over and over, "He said. He said. He said."
Deciding to get out of there before the guys with butterfly nets showed up, I swung Goodfellow out into the street and took off at a good clip. I ignored his outraged yelp of pain, but I was less successful with what followed. "Shouldn't you take the crossbow?" Hopping on one leg, he held the other bent at the knee between us. "You and your cannibal-baby genes may find this world too much to bear, but I personally don't relish a bolt to the back."
It never ended. It honestly never did. "I got him in the right shoulder," I replied impatiently. "He was shooting with his right hand. Unless he's ambidextrous I think we'll survive." Despite my logical words, I took another look over my shoulder. Yep, he was still down and still nuttier than an all-squirrel buffet.
"Why wouldn't he be ambidextrous?" Goodfellow muttered under his breath. "I am, a master with both hands in the art of war."
"I don't think being able to jack off with either hand makes you an expert in anything." I craned my head to scan the alley, what I could see of it. There was something… something besides the guy with the crossbow, but what? I couldn't have said what told me, but I felt it all the same. And then I saw it from the corner of my eye, a pale glimmer at the rooftop. "What the hell is that?" I started to say. I managed to get about half of it out when a titanium bolt furrowed a raw path across my jaw. It was a rude wake-up call to my complacency, and Robin's snapped "I told you so" didn't improve matters either. Scattering garbage like runners in the surf, we careened around the corner to safety. I started to stick my head back around for a last look when another quarrel came flying by.
"Is he coming?"
I wiped a hand across my jaw. It came away wet and red. "I don't know, Loman. Why don't you lean over and take a look? A nice long look. I'll wait right here for you."
"Never mind, then." Struggling into his suit coat, he leaned on me and made pretty respectable time through the crowd for a man with one good leg. You didn't get to be as long-lived as Goodfellow without a healthy survival instinct. "What did you see on the roof of that building?"
I frowned. I didn't know what I'd seen. It had been too fleeting a glance and the distance too far. There was something indefinable… something I couldn't quite put my finger on that made me think it wasn't human. But, hey, in this city that wasn't so unusual. You think a human invented the falafel stand? Yeah, right. "It was the Easter Bunny, Loman, come to plant an egg up your ass if you don't get moving." He grumbled and complained but hopped a little faster. And that suited me just fine. The more distance between us and the thing on the roof, the better. I had a feeling, one of those goddamn feelings, that whatever it was up there was far from bunny territory.
Unless the Easter Bunny was one nasty son of a bitch.
Chapter 6
Two days later I was experiencing the drawbacks of a mirror-free life. I didn't much mind. After nearly a year, fumbling around had become second nature. With short careful strokes, I applied the liquid bandage to the three-inch cut on my jaw. It was long and ugly, but not particularly deep. Other than cleaning and disinfecting it I'd left it alone. But tonight was poker night. Walking into a building full of wolves when I smelled of raw flesh wouldn't be conducive to anything but becoming a doggy treat. The clear liquid would dry in seconds and seal off the wound and the scent.
"Do you need help with that?"
Niko stood in the bathroom doorway already dressed and ready for the game. It would be hard to guess that this grim figure, all in black with an expression nearly as dark, didn't own a mirror either, out of respect for my twisted little phobia. A doorway was a doorway, whether it was mounted over a bathroom sink or tucked away in a purse. And Darkling had come through just such a doorway to fuck me up but good.
"I think I've got it." By feel I applied one last stroke, sealed the bottle, and gave my brother my full attention. "Jesus, Cyrano." I grimaced at the set look on his face. "Who pissed in your wheat germ?"