"That's just it. She never showed." He knew this would get under Snyder's skin – if there was anything he hated, it was being crossed by one of his girls.
"She what?" Snyder said, rising out of his chair.
"She never showed."
"Well, what in the God damned hell happened to her?" Snyder had come around to the front of his desk, was standing over Paul, glaring at him.
"You have a kid who drives for you, right? A kid named Tim Huntley?"
"Sure. What about him?"
"Last night," Paul said, "he was seen with Judy Burton at the Gay Paree. They came in separately and left separately, but they were in there together for about two hours, and very chummy. About eleven o'clock, just after Slackjaws called to tell Judy about Carruthers, the kid, Huntley, left. Two minutes later Judy Burton left too. The bartender was curious, so he poked his head out the door, saw them walking down the street together. Again, very chummy."
Snyder slammed his fist into his palm. "Why that little bitch," he said. "And you mean to say that she never met Carruthers?"
"That," said Paul, "is exactly what I mean to say."
"Why that little bitch," Snyder repeated. He thought for a minute, pacing around the desk and muttering to himself. "OK," he said. "I'll take care of her. What else?"
"What about the kid," said Paul, "the driver."
"He's all right. Just a little too young and a little too dumb. All he needs is a good talking to. Now go on, go on, what else?"
"This one could be a lot worse," Paul said. "Last night at the convention this guy came up to me, made a real point of introducing himself to me and shaking my hand. Said his name was Johnson, Gus Johnson. He was so eager that I got a little suspicious, so I decided to check him out. I invited him up to the party – great party, by the way – and got him together with Cindy; they went back to her place and had a wild fuck. We've got her place so bugged that you can hear a leaky faucet on the tape."
"Good," Snyder said. "I don't trust that redhead bitch."
"With good reason," Paul said. "It turns out that this guy Johnson – actually his name's not Johnson at all; it's Kramer – is a cop, a lieutenant on the Vice Squad, and he's after your tail. He got Cindy to promise to turn evidence on you and testify against you in court."
Snyder stared at him, wide-eyed. "Is this true?"
Steve Paul looked hurt. "You know me, Jay," he said. "I'm no alarmist. Everything I said is true. I can play the tape for you if you want."
Snyder shook his head. "No," he said, "it's OK. I believe you." He paced around the room, absent-mindedly picked up a paperweight, put it back down on the desk. "OK," he said finally. "I think I know how to handle both problems at once. Send Slackjaws in here."
Paul pressed the button on the intercom. "Trudy," he said, "ask Mr. Nelson to step into the office. Tell him Jay wants to see him right away. Tell him it's important." He released the intercom button, sat back in his chair. "What've you got in mind?" he said. Paul's eyes were shining. He knew whatever his boss planned to do that he, Steve, would be assigned to carry the project through, that in the course of carrying out Jay's orders he would be able to amuse himself as well.
"Just hang on a minute," muttered Snyder. "You'll see."
Paul nodded. "By the way," he said, "the cop, Kramer; I did a little investigation of my own. He has a wife, Lisa, who's very very nice to look at, but, I understand, a little on the slow side in the sack."
"Excellent," said Snyder. "Excellent." He grinned. "Maybe we can speed her up a little, what do you think?"
"I think," said Paul, returning his bosses grin, "that it is quite possible."
Just then the door opened and Slackjaws Nelson walked in. Slackjaws had played football for UCLA for two years, had gone to work for Snyder immediately after he flunked out of school. He stood six five and weighed two hundred and eighty pounds, all of it solid muscle. He had a huge round head, small piggish eyes, and a protruding underslung jaw, from which his nickname was derived. On the football field he had been called "The Animal", and of that nickname he was quite proud. An animal he was, stupid and vicious, and he had only two pleasures in life: beating people half to death and screwing women.
"You sent for me, boss?" he said. He was almost drooling in anticipation, knowing that Snyder would not have called for him unless there was work to be done, work that involved at least one, and possibly both, of Slackjaws' hobbies.
"No, I wanted Liberace."
"Oh," said Slackjaws, his eyes shading with disappointment. "Well, if you've got an appointment, boss, then I'll come back later on." He turned to leave.
"Come back here, you idiot!" yelled Snyder. "Of course I sent for you. Jesus Christ, no wonder this organization's falling apart."
"Falling apart?" Slackjaws said, puzzled.
"That's what I said, falling apart. Now sit down, shut up, and listen carefully. I've got a job for you, and I want to make sure you understand it perfectly. I don't want any mistakes."
"OK," said Slackjaws. "I'm all ears." He pulled his huge ears straight out from the sides of his head until they looked like a pair of wings. "See?"
"Christ," groaned Snyder as Steve Paul snickered. "What do I have to do?"
"Maybe a lobotomy?" Steve Paul suggested.
"Shut up!" Snyder snapped. "Forget the funny stuff, both of you, and let's get down to business."
"Right," Paul said, leaning forward in his chair.
"Right," echoed Slackjaws.
"Now," said Snyder. "You. You remember last night, how I told you to fix Carruthers up with Judy Burton?"
"I remember, boss."
"And you remember calling her at the Gay Paree?"
Slackjaws nodded, pleased that he knew what his boss was talking about.
"Well," said Snyder, "she never showed up. Now today, when you leave this office, I want you to go straight to my kennels. I want you to make sure that Ambush gets more than his share of good red meat. You got that?"
"Sure, boss." Slackjaws frowned in confusion. Is that what his boss had called him in for, just to go feed the dog? He couldn't understand it. "Boss?" he asked timidly.
Snyder groaned to himself inwardly, knowing that Slackjaws' pea-sized brain was unable to make a connection between the dog and Judy Burton. "Just be quiet," he said. "I'm not through."
"Oh," said Slackjaws, leaning back.
"As soon as you get through feeding the dog, I want you and Steve to go straight over to Judy's place. Take the dog with you. Now you get the picture?"
Slackjaws frowned again, but Steve had caught on immediately. "Beautiful," he said. "Girl meets dog." Ambush was a two hundred and thirty pound St. Bernard who had been trained to have sexual intercourse with human females. Normally he was used only for Snyder's special shows, the ones that were staged for important out-of-town visitors. But occasionally, Steve knew, Jay used the dog to punish one of his own wayward girls.
"Exactly," said Snyder. "Girl meets dog, and dog 'meats' girl." Steve Paul chuckled appreciatively.
"I'm sorry, boss," said Slackjaws, still frowning, "but I don't quite get it."
"Oh, Jesus," said Snyder, "this guy needs a sledgehammer between the eyes. Look, I'll spell it out for you. You and Steve – that's this guy sitting right beside you, got that? – you and Steve are going to take Ambush, the dog – got that? – over to Judy Burton's house. OK so far?"
Slackjaws nodded slowly.
Snyder continued: "You are going to tie Miss Burton down on her very own bed, and you are going to watch while Ambush fucks her. Clear?"
Slackjaws' face slowly spread into a wide grin. Now he understood what his boss had in mind. Then he flashed disappointment. "Boss," he said meekly, "don't I get any of her for myself?"
"NO!" thundered Snyder. "The last time I let you at one of my girls you damn near killed her. Put her out of work for a month. I can't afford your casualties. There's another convention coming to town next week, and I want all my girls healthy, do you understand, healthy!"