"Remarkable," said the doctor, and he rocked on his heels, beaming down at her. His teeth seemed very large and yellow behind the tangled beard.
The siren drew closer. A spinning red light wove through the traffic, and the ambulance screeched to a halt beside the doctor's car. Two men in white leaped out. "Where is she?" one asked.
"Here we are," the doctor called.
The men flung open the back doors of the ambulance and brought a stretcher crashing to the street-a wheeled bed, too long and narrow, like a coffin, with too much chrome. Emily struggled to a sitting position. The baby stopped in mid-cry, as if shocked. "Do I have to do this?" Emily asked the doctor. And while the attendants were helping her out of the car (chairing her onto the stretcher, newspapers and all), she kept her face turned toward the doctor and waited to be rescued. "Doctor? I can't stand hospitals! Do I have to go?"
"Of course," the doctor told her. He stooped for her purse and laid it on the stretcher.
"Is Leon coming too?"
"Certainly he's coming."
"Are you?"
"Me? Oh."
"Best if you would, Doc," the driver told him, unfolding a sheet over Emily.
"Well, if you like," the doctor said.
He closed his car door and followed the stretcher into the ambulance. There was another stretcher, empty, next to Emily's. He and Leon sat on it-both of them gingerly, just on the edge, with their knees jutting out. "Pretty fancy," the doctor said to Leon. He meant, presumably, the interior of the ambulance: the deeply carpeted floor, the gleaming tanks and gauges. When the men slammed the doors shut, there was a sudden, luxurious silence. The street noises faded, and through the tinted windows the people on the sidewalk seemed as soundless and slow-moving as creatures on the ocean floor. They slid away. A café and a pawnshop glided past. Even the siren was muffled, like something on an old-fashioned radio.
"How're you feeling?" the doctor asked Emily.
"Fine," she said. She lay still, in a tangle of loosened braids. The baby stared severely at the ceiling.
"We really appreciate all you've done," Leon told the doctor.
"It was nothing," said the doctor, turning down the corners of his mouth, He seemed displeased.
"If Emily didn't have this thing about hospitals, we'd have made our arrangements sooner, I guess. But the baby, wasn't due for another couple of weeks. We just kept putting it off."
"And I suppose you were on the move so much," the doctor said.
"No, no-"
"But the style of your lives! I don't imagine you can plan very far ahead."
"You have the wrong idea about us," Emily said.
Flattened on the stretcher, with 'the crisp sheet covering the newspapers and her sodden skirt, entirely seemed untouched, somehow-pristine and remote, with her gaze turned inward. "You think we're some kind of transients," she said, "but we're not. We're legally married and we live in a regular apartment with furniture. This baby was fully planned for. We're even going to have a diaper service. I've already called to set it up, and they said to let them know when she came and they'd start delivery promptly."
"I see," said the doctor, nodding. He appeared to be enjoying this. The disorderly beard' flew up: and down, and the pom-pom on his ski cap bobbed.
"We've planned out every detail," Emily said. "We didn't buy a crib because cribs are extraneous. We're using a cardboard box for now, with padding on the insides."
"Oh, wonderful," said the doctor, looking delighted. "When she gets too big for' the box, well order this aluminum youth-bed rail we happened to see in a catalog. You can fit it onto any mattress. What's the point in all that equipment-cribs and strollers and Bathinettes? Besides, the youth-bed rail will even work in hotels and other people's apartments. It travels well."
"Travels, yes," the doctor echoed, and he clamped his hands between his knees, leaning with the ambulance as it sped around a curve.
"But we're not… I mean, it's only that we travel to give shows sometimes. There'll be someone wanting 'Snow White' or 'Cinderella' somewhere outside the city.
But we're almost always home by night. We're never shiftless. You have the wrong idea?' "Did I say you were shiftless?" the doctor asked. He looked over at Leon. "Did I?" Leon shrugged. "We've thought of everything," Emily said.
"Yes, I see you have," the doctor said gently., Leon cleared his throat. "By the way," he said, "we haven't discussed your fee."
"Fee?"
"For your services."
"Oh, emergency services aren't charged for," the doctor said. "Don't you know — that?"
"No," said Leon.
He and the doctor seemed to be trying to stare each other — down. Leon lifted his chin even higher. The light caught his cheekbones. He was one of those people who appear to be continually ready to take offense-jaw fixed, shoulders tight. "I'm not accepting this for free," he said.
"Who says it's free?" the doctor asked. "I expect you to name your baby for me." He laughed-a wheeze that ruffled his beard.
"What's your name?" Emily asked him. "Morgan," said the doctor. There was a silence.
"Gower Morgan," he said.
Emily said, "Maybe we could use the initials."
"I was only joking," the doctor told her. "Didn't you know I was joking?" He fumbled for his Camels and shook one out of the pack. "It was meant to be a joke-," he said.
"About the fee," said Leon.
The doctor took his cigarette from his mouth and peered at the sign on the oxygen tank. "The fact is," he said, replacing the cigarette in its pack, "I had nothing better to do today. My wife and daughters have gone to a wedding; my wife's brother is getting married again?' He clutched Leon's shoulder as they turned a corner. The ambulance was rolling up a driveway now. They passed a sign reading EMERGENCY ONLY.
"My daughters are growing up," the doctor said, "doing womanly things- with their mother, leaving their father out in the cold. Each one when she was born seemed so new; I had such hopes; I was so sure we'd make no- mistakes. Enjoy this- one while you can," he told Leon. The baby started and clutched two bits of air.
"I had sort of thought she would be a boy," Leon said. "Oh, Leon!" said Emily, drawing the baby closer.
"Boys, well," the doctor said. "We tried for a boy for years, ourselves. But you can always hope for next time."
"We can only afford the one-," said Leon.
"One? One child," the doctor said. He fell into thought. 'Yes, well, why not? There's a certain compactness to it. Very streamlined. Very basic," he said.
"It's a matter of money," Leon said.
The ambulance bounced to a stop. The attendants flew out their front doors and around to the back, letting in the din of a gigantic, sooty machine just outside the emergency room, and the smell of hot laundry water and auto exhausts and wilted cafeteria food. They grabbed Emily's stretcher and rushed away with it, wheels shrieking. Leon and the doctor clambered to the pavement and trotted after it. "Do you have dimes?" the doctor shouted. "Time for what?"
"Dimes! Money!"
"No, I'm sorry," Leon said. "Could you use a dollar bill?"
"For you, I meant!" the doctor shouted. They passed through a set of swinging doors. He lowered his' voice. "Not for me; for you. For the phone! You'll want to call about the baby."
"Who would I call?" Leon asked, spreading his arms.
The doctor stopped short. "Who would he call!" he repeated to himself. He wore the — open, delighted expression he'd worn in the ambulance when he'd been told about the youth-bed rail.
Then a nurse lifted Emily's sheet, clucked at the blood-soaked newspapers, and ran alongside the stretcher as it rolled down a corridor. Another nurse took Leon's elbow and led him toward a typist in a glass compartment. Everything spun into action- polished, efficient, briskly clacketing. The doctor was left behind.