‘Where else are you looking?’
I tell him.
‘And what have they told you?’
‘They say I don’t have a foreign degree or an MBA.’
‘And?’
‘They haven’t given me an interview.’
Butt saab drops his cigarette into his almost-empty teacup. It hisses and he lights another. ‘Listen. I don’t have a foreign degree. And I don’t have an MBA. And we’ve hired three people this year, despite our hiring freeze, and they don’t have foreign degrees or MBAs either. Well, two do have MBAs, actually. And, come to think of it, one has a foreign degree as well. But you have a master’s and a fair amount of experience. You’d be as good as any of them, if I had to guess.’
Sounds promising enough, but there’s no encouragement in Butt saab’s expression. ‘I know banking,’ I say. ‘And I’m hungry for a chance. I’ll work hard.’
‘That’s the problem. Work hard at what? There just isn’t that much work these days.’ Another French inhale. ‘We have more people than we need right now. And the boys we’re hiring have connections worth more than their salaries. We’re just giving them the respectability of a job here in exchange for their families’ business.’
I nod. There doesn’t seem to be much for me to say.
‘I’m meeting with you, to tell you the honest truth, as a favor to your uncle,’ Butt saab continues. ‘Unless you know some really big fish, and I mean someone whose name matters to a country head, no one is going to hire you. Not with the banking sector in the shape it’s in.’
I try to smile. ‘I take it your country head doesn’t know my uncle.’
Butt saab laughs. ‘Mr Shezad, I know your uncle. He’s a good friend of mine. But if I were country head right now, I still wouldn’t be able to hire you. Things are tight these days and favors are expensive.’
A boy brings in another round of tea, our second in ten minutes, and sets the tray on top of my c.v. Butt saab offers me a cigarette that I accept, but my attempt to match his French inhale gets caught somewhere up my nose and makes my eyes water. I content myself with a smoke ring instead.
Outside the bank I sit in my car and watch them go in, guys my age in blue shirts and light suits. Sunglasses, longish hair slicked back. Bored, a little sluggish after lunch, but comfortably certain of an afternoon that won’t stretch out too long and a paycheck at the end of the month. I never particularly liked my job, and wanting now what I didn’t like but once had is enough to make me look down when former colleagues glance in my direction. It’s too hot to sit in my car, so I turn the key in the ignition and head home, my perspiration smelling of an old iron and too much starch.
On Sunday I go to the weekly family luncheon. I tend to avoid these things because they depress me. But I make an exception today, because I’m bored and a little lonely, and I don’t feel like sitting around the house by myself with nothing to do. Besides, my cash is running low and I could use a free meal.
The family luncheons are invariably at Fatty Chacha’s place. My house is small, but my uncle’s is smaller. He has no satellite dish, one car, and three kids, and his wife is so quiet that Dadi, who lives with them, calls her daughter-in-law ‘the philosopher.’ Dadi is the real spirit behind these get-togethers. She hates being separated from family, hates rifts and divisions, maybe because she’s lost so much to partitions: her husband on a train from Amritsar to Lahore, and her eldest son, my father, in Bangladesh.
When I walk into the house through the open front door, Dadi, Fatty Chacha, my aunts – Tinky Phoppo and Munni Phoppo – and their spouses and children are already eating. They look at me in surprise and then surge in a collective welcome that leaves my cheeks damp and marked with lipstick and my right hand a tad sticky from the food they were consuming.
It’s all a little too eager. I sense something somber sitting behind their enthusiasm, something not-so-normal behind their normality. A little paranoia crawls into my lap, purring loudly, making me think maybe I’m the cause, reminding me how obvious it must be that my life is going nowhere.
My cousin Jamal gets up so I can sit, but I wave him back down.
‘Come here,’ Dadi says, patting the arm of her sofa.
‘Yes, Dadi?’ I say, sitting there, my head several feet above hers.
‘Where are you these days?’ she asks.
‘Where am I these days?’
‘Have you found a job?’
‘Not yet.’
‘When are you getting married?’
‘As soon as you find me someone, Dadi.’
‘Two such lovely girls are sitting right here.’
Tinky Phoppo smiles. Her daughters blush and look down.
‘Let him eat,’ Fatty Chacha says, handing me a plate piled high with food.
‘Do you need any money?’ Tinky Phoppo’s husband asks, his wife’s elbow pressed firmly into his side. He isn’t corrupt, so they survive on his pitiful salary and a small inheritance, including the Swiss watch that he likes to drop into a glass of water from time to time to demonstrate that it’s waterproof and therefore authentic.
I start eating. ‘I’m okay for now,’ I lie, because they have no cash to spare.
Muhammad Ali, Fatty Chacha’s son, tugs on my sleeve. ‘Daru bhai, do boxing with me.’
‘Show me what you know,’ I say.
He puts on a few moves. Not bad for a six-year-old. ‘Amazing,’ I say. ‘You’ll be better than Muhammad Ali.’
‘I am Muhammad Ali,’ he points out.
‘The greatest boxer ever was also named Muhammad Ali,’ Fatty Chacha explains.
Muhammad Ali laughs. ‘Noooo,’ he says.
‘Yeeees,’ says his dad.
Fatty Chacha was a boxer when he was younger, although to look at him now, you wouldn’t guess it. I think he was a bantamweight, but he’s since put on a generous paunch, so he’s basically a big belly with skinny legs and arms. He learned from my father, who learned from Dada. And Fatty Chacha taught me.
Jamal extends a plate to me and says, ‘Mango?’
I cut one open and eat it with a roti.
Dadi nods in satisfaction. ‘This one is really my grandchild,’ she says.
‘I’m also really your grandchild, Dadi,’ Muhammad Ali says, grabbing her from behind.
‘Of course, of course,’ she says, laughing. ‘You are all my grandchildren.’
Munni Phoppo looks at Jamal anxiously, but he gives me a brave wink. Jamal knows he’s adopted, and he makes no bones about being happier with his fingers on a computer keyboard than in boxing gloves. Maybe he’ll be the first Shezad male to make a success of his life.
I wink back at him.
When we’re done eating, Dadi tells me that her shoulder is hurting again, which is her way of telling me to massage it. She likes my massages. She says I do it like my father did. I bend to my task behind her, pressing away, my eyes on the few wisps of white hair which grow on her bald head. Dadi feels as ancient as she looks, and when she tells me to do something I do it instinctively, as though the command passes to me through my genes rather than my ears.
Except, of course, that I won’t marry one of my cousins.
After the meal is done and the family has finished chatting and digesting, a process which takes a couple of hours, there’s a break in the cricket match we’ve been watching on TV and the clan begins to disperse. Jamal, who’s been learning to drive, demonstrates his reversing technique to me on his way out. Then he pulls away from the house with a little screech, probably for my benefit, and I can see his parents screaming at him as their old VW Beetle zips down the road.
Once my aunts’ families have gone, Fatty Chacha and I go to the children’s bedroom with some tea. The room is small and plastered with fading stickers. The fan above gives a metallic groan on each slow revolution.