It is possible that Darashikoh could have learned something from his young servant, the mystically minded Manucci.
If one had asked Manucci during his days as a street urchin, as he sat, in defiance of municipal orders, astride the gun Zam-Zammah, Manucci would probably have said that ACs were hot. The first time he saw one jutting out into the street from the wall of a shop in the old city, he walked up to the noisy box and was amazed at the blast of hot air it sent straight into his face. Why do people turn on hot air in the middle of summer? he often wondered.
When he asked, people thought he was crazy. ‘What do you mean ACs make hot air?’ they would say. ‘They make cold air. Everyone knows that. That’s the way it is: ACs make cold air. That’s what they’re for.’
‘Do you have an AC?’ he would ask. ‘No,’ they all had to admit. No one had an AC. The other beggars, the vendors, the runners at paan shops, the ne’er-do-wells: none of them had an AC. But they all knew ACs made cold air, everyone knew that. That’s what ACs were for.
One day Manucci met an AC repairman. ‘You don’t seem to be doing a very good job,’ Manucci told him. ‘All the ACs around here are making hot air.’
‘You’re crazy, boy,’ the AC repairman said.
Manucci realized what all this had to mean. It meant people thought what he called hot air was cold air. So whenever he walked down the street past the back of a protruding AC, he would smile and say, ‘What cold air it makes. Wonderful.’
And people would shake their heads.
But Manucci knew they would call him crazy if he said this air was hot, so he always said it was cold. And when they shook their heads at him he shook his head right back.
It was not until the day that Darashikoh’s mother grabbed Manucci by the ear as he was trying to slip her wallet out of her purse and, deciding what Manucci needed was a home and some discipline, brought him back to her house, it was not until that day that Manucci finally went inside a building that had an AC. When it was turned on, he felt cold air blowing right into his face. And that is why he said, without blinking an eye, ‘This air is hot.’
He was very pleased with this statement.
But Darashikoh, just in the door from his first college boxing practice, was surprised, and strangely unsettled.
9
five
The ashtray’s full, I haven’t brushed my teeth, and there’s no place for me to spit out the dry paste that’s on my tongue.
My temples throb. Slow, sweaty throb-throbs. Joints have started giving me a headache rather than a buzz. Their smoke lingers in my sinuses, in my nasal cavities, air trapped in pockets between irritated membranes, drums reverberating with my heartbeat. I rub the ridges above my eyes with my fingers, the rooted hair of my eyebrows slipping over hard, impenetrable bone, swollen flesh over dead skull over incessant pain. Maybe I’m dehydrated. Maybe it’s the heat. But I’m getting sick of sitting at home with nothing to do but wonder whom I can convince to lend me some more money.
It would be nice if Murad Badshah really were hardcore, if we really could take his gun and walk up to some rich little bastard, some nineteen-year-old in a Pajero with a mobile phone and nothing to do but order around men twice his age. A kid like that would have a few thousand in his wallet. Ten thousand, maybe. I could use some nice, new, thousand-rupee notes, like the notes Mumtaz pulled out of her pocket at the party when she bought us the ex. But Murad Badshah’s just a big talker. And when I think of the boy Ozi killed, of his flattened head like a half-cracked egg, the shell shattered but its shards still clinging together, keeping the wet stuff inside, I know I don’t have what it takes to use a gun.
But you get no respect unless you have cash. The next time I meet someone who’s heard I’ve been fired and he raises his chin that one extra degree which means he thinks he’s better than me, I’m going to put my fist through his face.
I yell for Manucci.
‘Yes, saab?’ he says, coming in. His face has begun sprouting fluff like a caterpillar spinning a cocoon. I’d better teach him how to use a razor before he takes on the fundo look.
‘I need to spit,’ I tell him.
He looks at me expectantly. When I don’t say more, he ventures another ‘Yes, saab?’
‘Bring me a tissue.’
He goes off to the kitchen and reappears carrying a trash bin. ‘We’re out of tissue, saab. You can spit here.’
‘Good thinking.’ I spit into the bin, scrape the paste off my tongue with my upper front teeth, and spit again. No more tissue. No more meat. Soon no more toilet paper, no more shampoo, no more deodorant. It’ll be rock salt, soap, and a lota for me, like it is for Manucci.
Which reminds me, I haven’t paid him this month.
A car honks outside, and after emptying the ashtray into the bin, Manucci goes to see who it is. I wipe the sweat from my face, dry my hand on my jeans, and run my fingers through my hair. The front door opens and Mumtaz steps in, wearing track pants, expensive-looking running shoes, a T-shirt, and big shades. She’s followed by a very curious Manucci, grinning sheepishly.
It’s been three weeks since the party, and I’ve thought of her every day. But I haven’t wanted to meet Ozi, and I couldn’t come up with a reasonable excuse for me to get in touch.
‘Hi,’ she says. ‘I thought I’d drop by and say hello.’
I stand up, flash my most charming smile, and almost step forward to give her a kiss, but think better of it, because my breath probably smells. ‘I’m glad you’ve come,’ I say, motioning for her to sit. ‘Can I offer you some lunch?’
‘No thanks,’ she says, sitting down and lighting a cigarette. ‘I’m on my way to the gym. But I’d love a glass of water.’
‘Bring one for me as well,’ I tell Manucci.
Mumtaz takes off her shades and hangs them from the neck of her T-shirt, between her breasts. She has broad shoulders, not thick but wide, and she lounges in her exercise clothes with the relaxed physical confidence of an athlete. ‘It’s hot in here,’ she says. ‘Load-shedding?’
I almost say yes, almost lie instead of saying that I’m out of cash and have no electricity and owe money to half the city. But I decide not to. I’m a bad liar. I don’t have the memory for it. And I feel like telling her the truth.
‘I’m broke,’ I say. ‘The power’s been disconnected.’
She smiles at me for a moment as though I’m making fun of her. Then she flicks the ash of her cigarette and says, ‘Really?’
I nod.
‘Why don’t you take some money from us?’ she asks. ‘Ozi will give you as much as you need.’
I shake my head. ‘I don’t want any money from Ozi.’ The words come out more forcefully than I’d intended.
She raises her chin at my tone, but looks concerned rather than offended. ‘Why? Are you upset with him?’
I almost say, Because he killed a boy and doesn’t give a shit and I don’t want any of his corrupt cash. But instead I say, ‘I’m not upset with him. We had a little argument. Nothing important.’
Manucci comes in, unable to meet Mumtaz’s eye, giggling slightly as he hands us our water. When he leaves, Mumtaz leans forward and presses her glass against her cheek. ‘It sounds like there’s more anger in you than you want to admit.’