Unticlass="underline" “Ms. Skinner,” asked an infuriatingly familiar voice. “Would you care to dance?”
“I am afraid I am not much of a dancer, Valentine.”
Skinner found her left hand in his right, and his left lightly on the small of her back. “It’s all right,” he said, “These new waltzes are mostly just to give us an opportunity to see each other’s clothes. It’s hardly any more work than walking in a slow circle.”
“And are your clothes worth showing off?”
“It’s a handsome suit,” Valentine admitted with mock reluctance. “And I cut a dashing figure in it. But I really felt like you were the one that people should see.”
“It’s not my dress,” Skinner said. “I haven’t got anything that isn’t coroner-charcoal.”
“I wasn’t talking about the dress.”
Skinner bit back a retort, and smiled in spite of herself. Valentine’s lines might be a little sappy, but she was flattered at least that he was trying.
“Can I admit something?” He asked, after a moment of thoughtful silence.
“If you’re sure your comfortable with such importune honesty.”
“Hm. I spent five minutes watching you, trying to plan out how this conversation should go. The bit about the dress was all I came up with.”
“Well, it was very nice. Thank you.”
Another shy, thoughtful pause. “I also wanted,” he continued, in a low voice, “to…to say I’m sorry. About yesterday, and everything…”
“Valentine…”
“No, just listen, okay? I’m sorry about the other day, and I’m sorry about…you having to leave the coroners. I tried…well, never mind that. I didn’t know about your house, anyway. But I just wanted to say…” He took a deep breath. “I know that Emilia is helping you, now, and that’s good. But if…if anything changes, you know? Or if something happens…”
“Valentine.”
“If something happens, if you need anything, you just…I’ll help. I will.”
Skinner sighed. “Valentine, you know I could never ask-”
“I know, you don’t have to ask. Just say it sometime. Like, if you’re walking down the street, and you need lunch, just say, ‘Oh, I could use some lunch.’ And I’ll find out, and get you lunch, okay?” He paused. “No, wait, that sounds weird. I shouldn’t have said that. I regret saying that. Just pretend…what…why are you laughing?”
Skinner found herself giggling helplessly. Valentine was just so relentlessly earnest, it was impossible to stay angry with him for any length of time. “All right! All right,” she said at last. “The next time I need lunch, you will be the first person I call. Fair enough?”
“Yes, and-”
“And you’re forgiven for everything you’ve ever done. You didn’t know I was in dire straits; how could you? I never told you. That was positively my fault. All right.”
“All right. You’re good at this, by the way. Dancing.”
“Thank you.”
“You know everyone is looking at us?”
“Well, you do cut a dashing figure. Or so I’m told.”
In fact, a substantial portion of the party was looking at the pair, usually with hastily averted sidelong glances. This was because new additions to the social circle-namely Skinner, who with her silver eyeplate was a particularly unusual addition-were always watched closely for any sign that might resemble weakness. It was also because Valentine was himself notoriously eccentric, and was often watched closely in the hopes that he might do something strange enough to be worth gossiping about. Aside from dancing with the new woman, this particular party seemed likely to prove a disappointment.
When the dance had proved suitably tiring, Skinner begged the chance to rest.
“Of course,” Valentine said, slightly out of breath. “Sure. I…hm. Is that Nora Feathersmith talking to my cousin?”
“Where?” Skinner asked.
“By the door. That’s strange. I thought they hated each other.”
“Really? No, not at all. They’re quite good friends, actually. I sat with them in Emilia’s box at the theater a few weeks ago.”
“You did? But…but this is all very strange. A year ago they had a very public falling out. Well. I suppose I just ought to pay more attention. Do you want something to drink? Wine? They’ve made a hot, spiced punch that’s very good…”
“I’ll have some of that, yes, thanks,” Skinner said, as curiosity slowly compelled her clairaudience towards Emilia and Nora. Snatches of conversation sounded in her ears as she projected past the partygoers, but she ignored them until she found the precise timbre of the voices that she wanted.
“…tomorrow, you think?” Nora was saying.
“Yes, I should hope so. If we haven’t caught their attention by now, I don’t know that we ever shall,” replied Emilia, her voice characteristically devoid of any hint of hidden meaning.
“I suppose our principal will be pleased.”
“I doubt our principal is capable of pleasure.”
There was a pause. Nora hummed softly to the music, while Emilia seemed to vanish from the face of the earth. “Do you really think it will work?” Nora asked, eventually.
“I don’t see why not. Remember Adronus, dear heart,” Emilia replied. “Wars are won with narrative.”
“Here you are!” Valentine’s voice brought Skinner immediately back to herself. He gently placed a cup of steaming punch in her hand. It was warm-almost too warm to hold, and certainly too warm for the stuffy salon. “It’s good, I think they use that djang fruit in it. That’s funny, isn’t it? Five years ago no one had even heard of djang, now I’m not sure there’s food or drink in Trowth that doesn’t use it…”
“Who’s Adronus?” Skinner asked him, as she let her punch cool.
“Adronus? I’m sure I don’t know. Is he here at the party?”
“No, he’s…nevermind.” She sipped at the punch. It was still too hot. “Someone that you might have read, maybe?”
“Uhm. Constantine Adronus, do you mean?”
“I don’t know,” Skinner snapped, exasperated. “If I knew who I meant, I wouldn’t be asking about him, would I?”
“Well, all right, I don’t know. Constantine Adronus was a general, uhm. 15thcentury I think. Or 1500 something, I get those mixed up. Anyway, he’s out of favor, now, since what’s his name, the Sarpeki general from the siege of Canth published his book…that whole thing about legs and arms.”
“Valentine. Focus.”
“Right, sorry. Adronus’ big thing was, ‘A war is over when the opponent thinks he’s lost. A battle is just a pointed argument.’ He used to say that wars were really just stories…”
“War is narrative,” Skinner suggested.
“Yeah, like that. Have you been…why do you know about Adronus?”
“I was…it’s just something I heard, once. I thought you might know.”
“Well, that’s suspicious. Why would you think that I knew anything?” His voice held a bold grin.
Skinner snorted. “With all those years at fancy schools, I was sure you were bound to recollect something, particularly if it was useless. At the knocker school they only taught us skills.”
“Well, la-di-da. For your information, gentlemen aren’t supposed to need skills. That’s what we have butlers for. And tailors.”
“That’s just like the Families, isn’t it? Sustaining their lifestyles on the backs of their servants.”
Valentine laughed out loud. “Careful. That kind of talk is generally frowned on in places like this.” The music picked up, as the fiddler found his second wind and joined the indefatigable harpsichordist. Skinner and Valentine danced again, and twice more before the night was over.
The idle rich spent late nights, as morning held no particular urgency for them. It was close to dawn when the last, most devoted partygoers finally dispersed, all wavering drunken smiles and over-friendly hands. These were the gentlemen who, now that their late-night’s entertainment had waned, would probably find some other dissolute venue in which to practice their only particular ability: hedonism.