‘Yes, I know. I mean, he won’t recognize me when… well, you know, bed…’ A blush struggled through to intensify the sweaty redness of her face. ‘Anyway, I’m going to have my hair done differently before I leave here.’
‘How’re you going to have it done?’ Kim’s natural frizzy blonde hair, currently scraped back under a drenched sweat-band, had always struck Mrs Pargeter as one of her friend’s chief glories.
‘Well, probably red. Thicko always had a thing about redheads.’
‘Thicko always had a thing about you,’ Mrs Pargeter chided. ‘Don’t you go changing yourself too much. You don’t want your hair coloured, Kim. You’re much better off with what’s natural.’
‘Oh, but this would be natural. The Brotherton Hall salon only uses Mind Over Fatty Matter hair preparations’ (Dear God, was there any area of consumerism that Sue Fisher hadn’t got into?) ‘and they’re all natural products. I’ve bought a lot of them already.’ (Yes, I bet you have.) ‘You know, they’re made from herbs and barks of trees and mineral deposits and all that. And, what’s more,’ Kim added piously, ‘none of them have been tested on animals.’
‘Well, I’d keep them away from the poodles when you get home.’
‘Why?’
‘Because they’ll probably kill them.’
But Kim Thurrock was too excited by her fitness programme to react to — or even to recognize — jokes. ‘Another thing I was thinking of having done — not immediately, but maybe in a little while — is a nip and tuck.’
‘Sorry?’
‘You know, only a little bit. Empty the bags under the eyes, pick up the bottom a tidge.’
‘Are you talking about plastic surgery, Kim?’ asked Mrs Pargeter, appalled.
‘Of course I am. A lot of the other guests’ve had it done. One of them was telling me Mr Arkwright knows a very good plastic surgeon.’
Mrs Pargeter recalled that Ankle-Deep Arkwright had also known ‘a very good plastic surgeon’ in his former career. But that character, known universally as ‘Jack the Knife’, had employed his skills in rather specialized areas. He had made a fresh start possible for a great many people whose career prospects would otherwise have been blighted. Indeed the fact that Lord Lucan continued to work without harassment as a publican in Dorking was a tribute to the expertise of Jack the Knife.
But it was no time for reminiscence. Rather sharply, Mrs Pargeter said, ‘You just keep away from plastic surgery, Kim. You’re fine as you are.’
‘But I’m not. That’s the whole point.’
‘Listen, my girl-’
Kim Thurrock was not in the mood for a lecture. ‘Never mind that. Just tell me — how’s Brotherton Hall going for you, Melita?’ she asked, straining once again to fold her body in half.
‘Oh, fine, thanks.’
‘Enjoying all the facilities?’
‘Well, yes. At least,’ she conceded righteously, ‘those my “Special Treatment” allows me to.’
‘It is rotten luck for you,’ Kim puffed, ‘being kept off the gym equipment.’
‘Heart-breaking,’ Mrs Pargeter agreed demurely.
‘And I hope the food you get in that “Allergy Room” isn’t too ghastly.’
Mrs Pargeter conceded bravely that it was just about tolerable.
‘Do you know, Melita — I was offered a quarter of a grapefruit this morning at breakfast…’
‘Lucky you.’
‘But of course I refused it.’
‘Why?’
‘Well, it’s terribly easy to get complacent. You know, when you’re feeling all good about having lost four ounces, well, that’s just the time you’re in danger of going on a binge.’
Mrs Pargeter was about to question whether eating a quarter of a grapefruit constituted ‘going on a binge’, but there didn’t really seem much point. She knew that the vigour of Kim’s new faith would be resistant to all such heresies. So instead she asked, ‘You didn’t hear any rumours of anything odd happening yesterday evening, did you, Kim?’
‘Odd?’
‘Yes, odd, like…’ She wasn’t sure how to continue. She didn’t want to say ‘odd like a dead body being wheeled out on a trolley’. Nor did she wish to refer to the sight she had seen from the second-floor window of the same body being loaded into an ambulance by the two ambulance men and Stan the Stapler. ‘Just odd like someone being ill or something…?’ she concluded lamely.
‘No. Nothing odd like that,’ Kim replied between grunts. ‘Good heavens, you can’t imagine anything unpleasant happening to anyone at Brotherton Hall, can you?’
But Mrs Pargeter could, all too easily.
Chapter Nine
She decided to go back to the solarium, where she was planning to snooze out the afternoon, via Reception. Although Ankle-Deep Arkwright had said it was Lindy Galton’s day off, he might have been lying, and there was a long chance that the girl would once again be on reception duty.
As it turned out, there was no one behind the counter in the foyer. That was not unusual. Brotherton Hall had two busy times for registration. Day guests arrived before ten, and most of those who were staying longer would check in between four and six, in time for the delights of their first cottage cheese evening meal. For the rest of the day, whoever was on reception duty was often busy elsewhere, returning to the foyer at a summons from the bell-push on the counter.
Mrs Pargeter didn’t press the bell-push. Her business at Reception could be more easily accomplished without the help of a receptionist. Turning to check that there was no one watching, she slipped behind the counter.
In spite of everything Ankle-Deep Arkwright had said, she was still convinced of a link between the body removed the previous night and the anguished voice she had heard the morning before. For there to be no connection was too much of a coincidence.
The most likely scenario was that the voice had belonged to the dead girl, her prophecy ‘They’re going to kill me, and nobody can stop them’ having been horribly fulfilled.
But who ‘they’ were, and how ‘they’ were going to kill her, were questions to whose answers Mrs Pargeter had, without further research, no clues at all.
There were other questions, though, to which she might be able to find answers. Like whether Jenny Hargreaves’ registration details had been tampered with.
Because if it had been the dead girl whom Mrs Pargeter had heard speaking on the last morning of her life, then she had certainly checked in to Brotherton Hall before six-forty the previous evening, the time to which Ankle-Deep Arkwright had testified.
But computer records could easily be amended. Now she came to think of it, Mrs Pargeter was struck by the ease with which Ank had found the relevant piece of print-out.
Almost as if he had been waiting to be asked for it.
Mrs Pargeter didn’t know much about computers, but nor apparently did the reception staff at Brotherton Hall. Just in front of the keyboard, out of sight to the registering guests, a typewritten idiot’s guide to the system had been Sellotaped on to the counter.
The relevant section of these instructions read: PRESS ‘G’ FOR FULL GUEST LIST. MOVE CURSOR TO NAME AND PRESS ‘RETURN’ TO BRING INDIVIDUAL DETAILS UP ON SCREEN. FOR NEW ARRIVALS, PRESS ‘R’ TO BRING BLANK REGISTRATION FORM UP ON SCREEN.
Even a computer illiterate like Mrs Pargeter could cope with that. A single press of the ‘G’ key filled the screen with surnames, listed alphabetically. After a couple of false attempts she found the key which controlled the cursor and moved it down the left-hand side of the screen.
There was no name between ‘HADLEIGH’ and ‘HARRIS’.
So far as the Brotherton Hall computer was concerned, Jenny Hargreaves had never existed.
Mrs Pargeter was about to press ‘R’ to bring on to the screen a blank registration form — or maybe a registration form with Jenny Hargreaves’ details hastily keyed in — when she heard the click of Ankle-Deep Arkwright’s office door opening behind her and the sound of angry voices.
She abandoned the computer and moved to occupy a low armchair behind a pot of tall ferns, with an agility surprising for a woman in her late sixties.