“OoooOOoo . . . Boo!”
I jumped back from her shout.
“Gotcha.” She laughed.
“Funny. Fifteen minutes and I have to leave. Are you going to spend it playing Casper?”
“You could leave me the key.” She put on a wheedling tone. “Pretty please?”
“No. Gloria told the police I’d have the key. If I leave and you’re here without me, you could get in trouble.”
“Oh, please.”
“Fourteen and a half minutes.”
“You’re such a worrywart.”
“It’s what makes me such a fine secretary for the PTA.”
“Zing!” She licked her finger and made a sizzling noise as she set the finger on an invisible iron. “Good one. Now, let’s go.”
She hustled out of the room and down the hallway. Another tendril of hair popped out and bobbed alongside the brightly colored scarf. Marina didn’t notice; she was on a mission.
First door on the right was a bathroom. Marina flicked on the overhead light. “Holy cats,” she said. “Would you look at this?”
“If you’d move, I would.”
She moved aside and made Vanna White moves. “And here, ladies and gentlemen, you have an incredibly hideous bathroom. The idea that anyone paid money for this makes you doubt that the world will ever spin the right way.”
“Oh, my,” I said. While the fixtures weren’t of the harvest gold or avocado green vintages, they must have been born in a related era. “This is really . . .”
“Pink?” Marina suggested.
“Pink,” I agreed.
The sink, toilet, toilet paper holder, and bathtub were that light pink favored by grandmothers of infant girls. The shower curtain was cloth and patterned with pink flowers; the soap was pink. Agnes had even found pink toilet paper.
Marina started to open the medicine cabinet. “Ten minutes,” I said.
“Well, drat.” Her hand hovered. I’d never known how many women sneaked looks into other people’s medicine cabinets until Marina and I had taken a quiet poll of friends and relatives. I’d bet dinner and a movie that only one out of ten peeked. Marina had bet nine out of ten. I still had occasional nightmares about the fate of the rabbit in Fatal Attraction.
She sighed and let her hand drop to her side. Though I was glad she’d given up on the medicine cabinet, I was also a little sorry. Maybe, just maybe, we would have seen something that would have helped. Silly, of course, when the police had been through the whole house, but wasn’t it possible that two eagle-eyed women could reach conclusions that law enforcement wouldn’t see?
Marina tried to tuck her hair back into the scarf. “Let’s keep moving. I want to see how many interior design faux pas one house can hold.”
The guest room was as bland as the living room: beige carpet, medium oak nightstand, and dresser. The white chenille bedspread was as much of a statement as the room made.
We trooped down the hallway to the master bedroom. “What do you think?” Marina asked. “More pink? More beige? Or, be still my heart, do you think there might be a third color?” She put the back of her hand to her forehead. “I’m not sure I can take the shock.”
“You’d better. I don’t have time to administer first aid.”
Agnes’s bedroom was mild mannered and polite with a quilted bedspread in an inoffensive paisley print, pale yellow dresser, mirror, and nightstand. Marina poked her head into the small bathroom. “White. Whew!”
I looked at the books on the nightstand—the Bible and a set of specifications for the Tarver Elementary School addition. “I wonder. . . .”
“What?”
“Well, if the addition had anything to do with the murder.”
“Don’t be silly. People don’t kill each other over buildings,” Marina said. “Time?”
“Seven minutes.” But what was worth killing over? Nothing, as far as I was concerned, but then I was the kind of person who carried spiders outside rather than squishing them.
She pushed past me. The last door off the hallway was to a small study. Crowded bookshelves filled three walls, and a desk filled a fourth. An opaque curtain kept any sunshine at a distance. The room, covered with dark wood paneling, felt too tight for two people. Especially when one of them was a bigger-than-life redhead.
“Holy camoley. Do you see what I see?” Marina’s voice was full of wonder. She picked up a piece of paper from the desk. She held one corner with her index finger and thumb, pinching her nose shut with the other hand. “I think I need to bathe in disinfectant,” she said nasally.
I took the paper from her and read aloud. “‘Dear Mrs. Mephisto: Thank you for your very generous donation—’ ”
“You’re the world’s worst detective.” Marina flicked the top of the sheet. “Look at the letterhead.”
“ ‘The National’ ”—I stopped and looked at my friend—“‘Republican Party.’”
“Agnes,” Marina said solemnly, “was a closet conservative.”
We stared at each other. This was Rynwood, one of two towns in Wisconsin that voted overwhelmingly liberal in every election. Asking about a political stance couldn’t be legally part of a job interview, but everyone knew there were ways to sneak in questions. Though Agnes had been smart enough to keep her politics private, if enough influential parents had known she was Republican, her job could have been in jeopardy.
“No wonder she was killed,” breathed Marina.
I put the letter back on the desk. “No one would kill Agnes because she’s right instead of left.”
“She was principal of our elementary school,” Marina said darkly. “Who knows what she was doing to the minds of our children?”
“Get a grip.” I banged off the light and headed down the hall. Politics was the one thing we were agreed never to discuss. If you weren’t with Marina, you were against her, but I’d declared myself a noncombatant long ago. What the politicians did in St. Paul and Washington, D.C., might affect me, but what I did in Rynwood would have little effect on them, so I paid them about as much attention as I did the time of high tide in the Bay of Fundy.
“Do you think they know?” Marina followed me. “The police, I mean?”
“About Agnes and the Republicans?” It sounded like the name of a bad garage band. “The letter was on her desk. Just a guess, but I’d say the police can read.”
“Maybe you should call and tell them the implications.” Marina tugged at my elbow. “It might be important.”
“Me?” I stopped. “Because I talked to the deputy in charge of the investigation for thirty seconds, I should be the Rynwood contact person?”
“You’ve established a rapport.”
“Hah. It’s been nice, but I have to get to work.” Since Agnes’s house was closer to the store than my house was, I’d packed a bag with a change of clothes.
“We haven’t seen the basement,” Marina said. “Down, a look around, and back up. Less than five minutes.”
I glanced at my watch. “I’m barely going to make it on time as it is.”
“What’s a few minutes? Lois will be there, and I bet Sara will stay to cover.”
“Paoze.” It was Sara’s Saturday off.
“Paoze, then. He has such a crush on you that he’ll hang around the rest of the day, anyway.”
With a wave I dismissed her oft-repeated theory and looked around for my purse. “I’m the owner. If I’m late, it sets a bad example.” The purse sat on the end of the counter and I grabbed it up. As I turned around, I caught sight of what had to be the basement door.
And I stopped.
“Gotcha!” Marina crowed. She grabbed the knob of the door and pulled it open with a flourish. “Down we go!” Her feet clattered on wood steps, and the top of her head disappeared from view.
“I’m going to be late,” I said, and followed her.