“Well, it’s like this,” said Garrett. “There’s a sort of unwritten law-at our end of the corridor, anyway. You take any help you can get and show it up with your initials on it, but if Armstrong or whoever it is simply goes all out on it and starts throwing bouquets about, you’re rather expected to murmur that it was the other bird’s suggestion really, and you thought rather well of it yourself.”
“Oh, I see. Oh, thanks frightfully. And if, on the other hand, he goes right up in the air and says it’s the damn-silliest thing he’s seen since 1919, you stand the racket, I suppose.”
“Naturally. If it’s as silly as that you ought to have known better than to put it up to him anyway.”
“Oh, yes.”
“The trouble with Dean was that he first of all snitched people’s ideas without telling them, and then didn’t give them the credit for it with Hankin. But, I say, I wouldn’t go asking Copley or Willis for too much assistance if I were you. They weren’t brought up to the idea of lending round their lecture notes. They’ve a sort of board-school idea that everybody ought to paddle his own canoe.”
Bredon thanked Garrett again.
“And if I were you,” continued Garrett, “I wouldn’t mention Dean to Willis at all. There’s some kind of feeling-I don’t know quite what. Anyway, I just thought I’d warn you.”
Bredon thanked him with almost passionate gratitude.
“It’s so easy to put your foot in it in a new place, isn’t it? I’m really most frightfully obliged to you.”
Clearly Mr. Bredon was a man of no sensibility, for half an hour later he was in Willis’s room, and had introduced the subject of the late Victor Dean. The result was an unequivocal request that Mr. Bredon would mind his own business. Mr. Willis did not wish to discuss Mr. Dean at all. In addition to this, Bredon became aware that Willis was suffering from an acute and painful embarrassment, almost as though the conversation had taken some indecent turn. He was puzzled, but persisted. Willis, after sitting for some moments in gloomy silence, fidgeting with a pencil, at last looked up.
“If you’re on Dean’s game,” he said, “you’d better clear out. I’m not interested.”
He might not be, but Bredon was. His long nose twitched with curiosity.
“What game? I didn’t know Dean. Never heard of him till I came here. What’s the row?”
“If you didn’t know Dean, why bring him up? He went about with a gang of people I didn’t care about, that’s all, and from the look of you, I should have said you belonged to the same bright crowd.”
“The de Momerie crowd?”
“It’s not much use your pretending you don’t know all about it, is it?” said Willis, with a sneer.
“Ingleby told me Dean was a hanger-on of that particular bunch of Bright Young People,” replied Bredon, mildly. “But I’ve never met any of them. They’d think me terribly ancient. They would, really. Besides, I don’t think they’re nice to know. Some of them are really naughty. Did Mr. Pym know that Dean was a Bright Young Thing?”
“I shouldn’t think so, or he’d have buzzed him out double quick. What business is Dean of yours, anyway?”
“Absolutely none. I just wondered about him, that’s all. He seems to have been a sort of misfit here. Not quite imbued with the Pym spirit, if you see what I mean.”
“No, he wasn’t. And if you take my advice, you’ll leave Dean and his precious friends alone, or you won’t make yourself too popular. The best thing Dean ever did in his life was to fall down that staircase.”
“Nothing in life became him like the leaving it? But it seems a bit harsh, all the same. Somebody must have loved him. ‘For he must be somebody’s son,’ as the dear old song says. Hadn’t he any family? There is a sister, at least, isn’t there?”
“Why the devil do you want to know about his sister?”
“I don’t. I just asked, that’s all. Well, I’d better tootle off, I suppose. I’ve enjoyed this little talk.”
Willis scowled at his retreating form, and Mr. Bredon went away to get his information elsewhere. As usual, the typists’ room was well informed.
“Only the sister,” said Miss Parton. “She’s something to do with Silkanette Hosiery. She and Victor ran a little flat together. Smart as paint, but rather silly, I thought, the only time I saw her. I’ve an idea our Mr. Willis was a bit smitten in that direction at one time, but it didn’t seem to come to anything.”
“Oh, I see,” said Mr. Bredon, much enlightened.
He went back to his own room and the guard-books. But his attention wandered. He paced about, sat down, got up, stared out of the window, came back to the desk. Then, from a drawer, he pulled out a sheet of paper. It bore a list of dates in the previous year, and to each date was appended a letter of the alphabet, thus:
Jan. 7 G
“ 14 O?
“ 21 A
“ 28 P
Feb. 5 G
There were other papers in the desk in the same handwriting-presumably Victor Dean’s-but this list seemed to interest Mr. Bredon unaccountably. He examined it with an attention that one would have thought it scarcely deserved, and finally folded it carefully away in his pocketbook.
“Who dragged whom, how many times, at the wheels of what, round the walls of where?” demanded Mr. Bredon of the world at large. Then he laughed. “Probably some sublime scheme for selling Sopo to sapheads,” he remarked, and this time set himself soberly to work upon his guard-books.
Mr. Pym, the presiding genius of Pym’s Publicity, Ltd., usually allowed a week or so to elapse before interviewing new members of his staff. His theory was that it was useless to lecture people about their work till they had acquired some idea of what the work actually was. He was a conscientious man, and was particularly careful to keep before his mind the necessity for establishing a friendly personal relation with every man, woman and child in his employment, from the heads of departments down to the messenger-boys and, not being gifted with any spontaneous ease and charm of social intercourse, had worked out a rigid formula for dealing with this necessity. At the end of a week or so, he sent for any newly-joined recruits, interrogated them about their work and interests, and delivered his famous sermon on Service in Advertising. If they survived this frightful ordeal, under which nervous young typists had been known to collapse and give notice, they were put on the list for the monthly tea-party. This took place in the Little Conference Room. Twenty persons, selected from all ranks and departments, congregated under Mr. Pym’s official eye to consume the usual office tea, supplemented by ham sandwiches from the canteen, and cake supplied at cost by Dairyfields, Ltd., and entertained one another for an exact hour. This function was supposed to promote inter-departmental cordiality, and by its means the entire staff, including the Outside Publicity, passed under scrutiny once in every six months. In addition to these delights there were, for department and group managers, informal dinners at Mr. Pym’s private residence, where six victims were turned off at a time, the proceedings being hilariously concluded by the formation of two bridge-tables, presided over by Mr. and Mrs. Pym respectively. For the group-secretaries, junior copywriters and junior artists, invitations were issued to an At Home twice a year, with a band and dancing till 10 o’clock; the seniors were expected to attend these and exercise the functions of stewards. For the clerks and typists, there was the Typists’ Garden-Party, with tennis and badminton; and for the office-boys, there was the Office-Boys’ Christmas Treat. In May of every year there was the Grand Annual Dinner and Dance for the whole staff, at which the amount of the staff bonus was announced for the year, and the health of Mr. Pym was drunk amid expressions of enthusiastic loyalty.