“This wonderful world!” Bredon sighed ecstatically. “How many pores should you say there were in the human skin, Ingleby?”
“Damned if I know. Why?”
“Headline for Sanfect. Could I say, at a guess, ninety million? It sounds a good round number. ‘Ninety Million Open Doors by which Germs can Enter-Lock Those Doors with Sanfect.’ Sounds convincing, don’t you think? Here’s another: ‘Would you Leave your Child in a Den of Lions?’ That ought to get the mothers.”
“It’d make a good sketch-Hullo! here comes the storm and no mistake.”
A flash of lightning and a tremendous crack of thunder broke without warning directly over their heads.
“I expected it,” said Bredon. “That’s why I did my roof-walk.”
“How do you mean, that’s why?”
“I was on the look-out for it,” explained Bredon. “Well, it’s here. Phew! that was a good one. I do adore thunderstorms. By the way, what has Willis got up against me?”
Ingleby frowned and hesitated.
“He seems to think I’m not nice to know,” explained Bredon.
“Well-I warned you not to talk to him about Victor Dean. He seems to have got it into his head you were a friend of his, or something.”
“But what was wrong with Victor Dean?”
“He kept bad company. Why are you so keen to know about Dean, anyway?”
“Well, I suppose I’m naturally inquisitive. I always like to know about people. About the office-boys, for instance. They do physical jerks on the roof, don’t they? Is that the only time they’re allowed on the roof?”
“They’d better not let the Sergeant catch ’em up there in office-hours. Why?”
“I just wondered. They’re a mischievous lot, I expect; boys always are. I like ’em. What’s the name of the red-headed one? He looks a snappy lad.”
“That’s Joe-they call him Ginger, of course. What’s he been doing?”
“Oh, nothing. I suppose you get a lot of cats prowling about this place.”
“Cats? I’ve never seen any cats. Except that I believe there’s a cat that lives in the canteen, but she doesn’t seem to come up here. What do you want a cat for?”
“I don’t-anyway, there must be dozens of sparrows, mustn’t there?”
Ingleby began to think that the heat had affected Bredon’s brain. His reply was drowned in a tremendous crash of thunder. A silence followed, in which the street noises came thinly up from without; then heavy drops began to spit upon the panes. Ingleby got up and shut the window.
The rain came down like rods and roared upon the roof. In the lead gutters it danced and romped, rushing in small swift rivers into the hoppers. Mr. Prout, emerging from his room in a hurry, received a deluge of water down his neck from the roof and yelled for a boy to run along and shut the skylights. The oppression of heat and misery lifted from the office like a cast-off eiderdown. Standing at the window of his own room, Bredon watched the hurrying foot-passengers six stories below, open their umbrellas to the deluge, or, caught defenceless, scurry into shop doorways. Down below, in the Conference Room, Mr. Jollop suddenly smiled and passed six lay-outs and a three-colour folder, and consented to the omission of the Fifty-six Free Chiming Clocks from the current week’s half-double. Harry, the lift-man, ushering a dripping young woman into the shelter of the cage, expressed sympathy with her plight, and offered her a wipedown with a duster. The young woman smiled at him, assured him that she was quite all right and asked if she could see Mr. Bredon. Harry handed her on to Tompkin, the reception clerk, who said he would send up, and what was her name, please?
“Miss Dean-Miss Pamela Dean-on private business.”
The clerk became full of sympathetic interest.
“Our Mr. Dean’s sister, miss?”
“Yes.”
“Oh, yes, miss. A dreadful sad thing about Mr. Dean, miss. We were all very sorry to lose him like that. If you’ll just take a seat, miss, I’ll tell Mr. Bredon you’re here.”
Pamela Dean sat down and looked about her. The reception-hall was on the lower floor of the agency and contained nothing but the clerk’s semi-circular desk, two hard chairs, a hard settle and a clock. It occupied the space which, on the upper floor, was taken up by the Dispatching, and just outside the door was the lift and the main staircase, which wound round the lift-shaft and went the whole way to the roof, though the lift itself went no further than the top floor. The clock pointed to 12.45, and already a stream of employees was passing through the hall, or clattering down from the floor above for a wash and brush-up before going out to lunch. A message from Mr. Bredon arrived to say that he would be down in a moment, and Pamela Dean entertained herself by watching the various members of the staff as they passed. A brisk, neat young man, with an immaculate head of wavy brown hair, a minute dark moustache and very white teeth (Mr. Smayle, had she known it, group-manager for Dairyfields, Ltd.); a large, bald man with a reddish, clean-shaven face and a masonic emblem (Mr. Harris of the Outdoor Publicity); a man of thirty-five, with rather sulky good looks and restless light eyes (Mr. Tallboy, brooding on the iniquities of Messrs. Toule & Jollop); a thin, prim, elderly man (Mr. Daniels); a plump little man with a good-natured grin and fair hair, chatting to a square-jawed, snub-nosed red-head (Mr. Cole, group-manager for Harrogate Bros, of soap fame, and Mr. Prout, the photographer); a handsome, worried, grey-haired man in the forties, accompanying a prosperous baldpate in an overcoat (Mr. Armstrong escorting Mr. Jollop away to a mollifying and expensive lunch); an untidy, saturnine person with both hands in his trousers-pockets (Mr. Ingleby); a thin, predatory man with a stoop and jaundiced eyeballs (Mr. Copley, wondering whether his lunch was going to agree with him); then a lean, fair-haired, anxious-looking youth, who, at sight of her, stopped dead in his tracks, flushed, and then passed on. This was Mr. Willis; Miss Dean gave him a glance and a cool nod, which was as coolly returned. Tompkin, the reception clerk, who missed nothing, saw the start, the flush, the glance and the nods and mentally added another item to his fund of useful knowledge. Then came a slim man of forty or so, with a long nose and straw-coloured hair, wearing horn-rimmed glasses and a pair of well-cut grey trousers which seemed to have received recent ill-treatment; he came up to Pamela and said, more as a statement than as a question:
“Miss Dean.”
“Mr. Bredon?”
“Yes.”
“You ought not to have come here,” said Mr. Bredon, shaking his head reproachfully, “it’s a little indiscreet, you know. However-hullo, Willis, want me?”
It was evidently not Mr. Willis’ lucky day. He had conquered his nervous agitation and turned back with the obvious intention of addressing Pamela, just in time to find Bredon in possession. He replied, “Oh, no, not at all”-with such patent sincerity that Tompkin made another ecstatic mental note, and was, indeed, forced to dive hurriedly behind his counter to conceal his radiant face. Bredon grinned amiably and Willis, after a moment’s hesitation, fled through the doorway.
“I’m sorry,” said Miss Dean. “I didn’t know-”
“Never mind,” said Bredon, and then, in a louder tone: “You’ve come for those things of your brother’s, haven’t you? I’ve got them here; I’m working in his room, don’t you know. I say, er, how about, er, coming out and honouring me by taking in a spot of lunch with me, what?”
Miss Dean agreed; Bredon fetched his hat and they passed out.
“Ho!” said Tompkin in confidence to himself. “Ho! what’s the game, I wonder? She’s a smart jane all right, all right. Given the youngster a chuck and now she’s out after the new bloke, I shouldn’t be surprised. And I don’t know as I blame her.”