“Coo!” he said, reverently. “Are you going to test the catapult for prints, sir?”
“I am. It will be interesting if we find any, and still more interesting if we find none.”
Ginger, goggle-eyed, watched the proceedings. The catapult appeared to have been well polished by use and presented an admirable surface for finger-prints, had there been any, but though they covered every half-inch of the thick Y-fork with powder, the result was a blank. Ginger looked disappointed.
“Ah!” said Bredon. “Now is it that it will not, or that it cannot speak? We will make that point clear. Catch hold of the thing, Ginger, as though you were whanging a shot off.”
Ginger obeyed, clutching grimly with his greasy little paw.
“That ought to give ’em,” said his new friend, “the whole of the palms of the fingers round the handle and the ball of the thumb in the fork. Now we’ll try again.”
The insufflator came once more into play, and this time a noble set of markings sprang into view.
“Ginger,” said Mr. Bredon, “what do you, as a detective, deduce from this?”
“Mrs. Johnson must a-wiped it, sir.”
“Do you think that’s very likely, Ginger?”
“No, sir.”
“Then go on deducing.”
“Somebody else must a-wiped it, sir.”
“And why should somebody else do that?”
Ginger knew where he was now.
“So that the police couldn’t fix nothing on him, sir.”
“The police, eh?”
“Well, sir, the police-or a detective-or somebody like as it might be yourself, sir.”
“I can find no fault with that deduction, Ginger. Can you go further and say why this unknown catapult artist should have gone to all that trouble?”
“No, sir.”
“Come, come.”
“Well, sir, it ain’t as though he stole it-and besides, it ain’t worth nothing.”
“No; but it looks as though somebody had borrowed it, if he didn’t steal it. Who could do that?”
“I dunno, sir. Mrs. Johnson keeps that drawer locked.”
“So she does. Do you think Mrs. Johnson has been having a little catapult practice on her own?”
“Oh, no, sir. Women ain’t no good with catapults.”
“How right you are. Well, now, suppose somebody had sneaked Mrs. Johnson’s keys and taken the catapult and broken a window or something with it, and was afraid of being found out?”
“There ain’t been nothing broke in this office, not between Mrs. Johnson pinching my catapult and me breaking the window with the Yo-Yo, and if one of the boys had took the catapult, I don’t think they’d think about finger-prints, sir.”
“You never know. He might have been playing burglar or something and just wiped his finger-prints away out of dramatic instinct, if you know what that is.”
“Yessir,” agreed Ginger, in a dissatisfied tone.
“Particularly if he’d done some really bad damage with it. Or of course, it might be more than dramatic instinct. Do you realize, Ginger, that a thing like this might easily kill anybody, if it happened to catch him in just the right spot?”
“Kill anybody? Would it, sir?”
“I wouldn’t like to try the experiment. Was your aunt’s tomcat killed?”
“Yessir.”
“That’s nine lives at a blow, Ginger, and a man has only one. You’re quite sure, sonnie, that nobody you know of was larking about with this catapult the day Mr. Dean fell downstairs?”
Ginger flushed and turned pale; but apparently only with excitement. His small voice was hoarse as he answered:
“No, sir. Wish I may die, sir, I never see nothing of that. You don’t think somebody catapulted Mr. Dean, sir?”
“Detectives never ‘think’ anything,” replied Mr. Bredon, reprovingly. “They collect facts and make deductions-God forgive me!” The last three words were a whispered lip-service to truth. “Can you remember who might have happened to be standing round or passing by when Mrs. Johnson took that catapult from you and put it in her desk?”
Ginger considered.
“I couldn’t say right off, sir. I was just coming upstairs to the Dispatching when she spotted it. She was behind me, you see, sir, and it made me pocket stick out, like. A-jawing me, she was, all up the stairs, and took it off of me at the top and sent me down again with the basket to Mr. ’Ornby. I never see her put it away. But some of the other boys may have. ’Course, I knowed it was there, because all the things as is confisticated-”
“Confiscated.”
“Yessir-confiscated, gets put in there. But I’ll ask round, sir.”
“Don’t let them know why you’re asking.”
“No, sir. Would it do if I said I believed somebody had been borrowing of it and spiled the elastic for me?”
“That would do all right, provided-”
“Yessir. Provided I recollecks to spile the elastic.”
Mr. Bredon, who had already jabbed a penknife into his own finger that afternoon in the sacred cause of verisimilitude, smiled lovingly upon Ginger Joe.
“You are the kind of man I am proud to do business with,” he said. “Here’s another thing. You remember when Mr. Dean was killed. Where were you at the time?”
“Sittin’ on the bench in the Dispatching, sir. I got an alibi.” He grinned.
“Find out for me, if you can, how many other people had alibis.”
“Yessir.”
“It’s rather a job, I’m afraid.”
“I’ll do me best, sir. I’ll make up somefin’, don’t you worry. It’s easier for me to do it than it is for you, I see that, sir. I say, sir!”
“Yes?”
“Are you a Scotland Yard ’tec?”
“No, I’m not from Scotland Yard.”
“Oh! Begging your pardon for asking, sir. But I thought, if you was, you might be able, excuse me, sir, to put in a word for my brother.”
“I might be able to do that, all the same, Ginger.”
“Thank you, sir.”
“Thank you,” replied Mr. Bredon, with the courtesy which always distinguished him. “And mum’s the word, remember.”
“Wild ’orses,” declared Ginger, finally and completely losing his grasp of the aitches with which a careful nation had endowed him at the expense of the tax-payer, “wild ’orses wouldn’t get a word out o’ me when I’ve give me word to ’old me tongue.”
He ran off. Mrs. Crump, coming along the passage with a broom, was surprised to find him still hanging about the place. She challenged him, received an impudent answer, and went her way, shaking her head. A quarter of an hour later, Mr. Bredon emerged from his seclusion. As she had expected, he was in evening dress and looking, she thought, very much the gentleman. She obliged by working the lift for him. Mr. Bredon, the ever-polite, expanded and assumed his gibus during the descent, apparently for the express purpose of taking it off to her when he emerged.
In a taxi rolling south-west, Mr. Bredon removed his spectacles, combed out his side-parting, stuck a monocle in his eye, and by the time he reached Piccadilly Circus was again Lord Peter Wimsey. With a vacant wonder he gazed upon the twinkling sky-signs, as though, ignorant astronomer, he knew nothing of the creative hands that had set these lesser lights to rule the night.
Chapter VII. Alarming Experience of a Chief-Inspector
On that same night, or rather in the early hours of the following morning, a very disagreeable adventure befell Chief-Inspector Parker. He was the more annoyed by it, in that he had done absolutely nothing to deserve it.
He had had a long day at the Yard-no thrills, no interesting disclosures, no exciting visitors, not so much as a dis-diamonded rajah or a sinister Chinaman-only the reading and summarizing of twenty-one reports of interviews with police narks, five hundred and thirteen letters from the public in response to a broadcast SOS about a wanted man, and a score or so of anonymous letters, all probably written by lunatics. In addition, he had had to wait for a telephone call from an inspector who had gone down to Essex to investigate some curious movements of motor-boats in and about the estuary of the Blackwater. The message, if favourable, might call for immediate action, on which account Mr. Parker thought it better to wait for it in his office than go home to bed, with the prospect of being hawked out again at 1 o’clock in the morning. There, then, he sat, as good as gold, collating information and drawing up a schedule of procedure for the following day’s activities, when the telephone duly rang. He glanced at the clock, and saw that it pointed to 1.10. The message was brief and unsatisfactory. There was nothing to report; the suspected boat had not arrived with that tide; no action was therefore called for; Chief-Inspector Parker could go home and get what sleep he could out of the small hours.