Parker moved quietly across to the window and peered out from a little gap in the short net blind.
“He’s there, I think. A repellent-looking young man in a check cap, playing with a Yo-Yo on the opposite pavement. Playing darned well, too, with a circle of admiring kids round him. What a grand excuse for loitering. There he goes. Three-leaf clover, over the falls, non-stop lift, round the world. Quite masterly. I must tell Mary to have a look at him and take a lesson. You’d better sleep here tonight, old man.”
“Thanks. I think I will.”
“And stop away from the office tomorrow.”
“I should, in any case. I’ve got to play in a cricket match at Brotherhood’s. Their place is down at Romford.”
“Cricket-match be damned. I don’t know, though. It’s nice and public. Provided the fast bowler doesn’t knock you out with a swift ball, it may be as safe as anywhere else. How are you going?”
“Office charabanc.”
“Good. I’ll see you round to the starting-point.”
Wimsey nodded. Nothing further was said about dope or danger until supper was over and Parker had departed for the Yelverton Arms. Then Wimsey gathered up a calendar, the telephone directory, a copy of the official report on the volume retrieved from Mountjoy’s flat, a scribbling-block and a pencil, and curled himself up on the couch with a pipe.
“You don’t mind, do you, Polly? I want to brood.”
Lady Mary dropped a kiss on the top of his head.
“Brood on, old thing. I won’t disturb you. I’m going up to the nursery. And if the telephone rings, take care it isn’t the mysterious summons to the lonely warehouse by the river, or the bogus call to Scotland Yard.”
“All right. And if the door-bell rings, beware of the disguised gas-inspector and the plain-clothes cop without a warrant-card. I need scarcely warn you against the golden-haired girl in distress, the slit-eyed Chink or the distinguished grey-haired man wearing the ribbon of some foreign order.”
He brooded.
He took from his pocket-book the paper he had removed, weeks earlier, from Victor Dean’s desk, and compared the dates with the calendar. They were all Tuesdays. After a little further cogitation, he added the date of the previous Tuesday week, the day when Miss Vavasour had called at the office and Tallboy had borrowed his pen to address a letter to Old Broad Street. To this date he appended the initial-“T”. Then, his mind working slowly backwards, he remembered that he had come to Pym’s on a Tuesday, and that Tallboy had come into the typists’ room for a stamp. Miss Rossiter had read out the name of his addressee-what had the initial been? “K”, of course. He wrote this down also, Then with rather more hesitation, he looked up the date of the Tuesday preceding Mr. Puncheon’s historic adventure at the White Swan, and wrote “W?”
So far, so good. But from “K” to “T” there were nine letters-there had not been nine weeks. Nor should “W” have come between “K” and “T”. What was the rule governing the letter-sequence? He drew thoughtfully at his pipe and sank into a reverie that was almost a pipe-dream, till he was aroused by a very distinct sound of yells and conflict from the floor above. Presently the door opened and his sister appeared, rather flushed.
“I’m sorry, Peter. Did you hear the row? Your young namesake was being naughty. He heard Uncle Peter’s voice and refused to stay in bed. He wants to come down and see you.”
“Very flattering,” said Wimsey.
“But very exhausting,” said Mary. “I do hate disciplining people. Why shouldn’t he see his uncle? Why should uncle be busy with dull detective business when his nephew is so much more interesting?”
“Quite so,” said Wimsey. “I have often asked myself the same question. I gather that you hardened your heart.”
“I compromised. I said that if he was a good boy and went back to bed, Uncle Peter might come up to say good night to him.”
“And has he been a good boy?”
“Yes. In the end. That is to say, he is in bed. At least, he was when I came down.”
“Very well,” said Wimsey, putting down his paraphernalia. “Then I will be a good uncle.”
He mounted the stairs obediently and found Peterkin, aged three, technically in bed. That is to say, he was sitting bolt upright with the blankets cast off, roaring lustily.
“Hullo!” said Wimsey, shocked.
The roaring ceased.
“What is all this?” Wimsey traced the course of a fat, down-rolling drop with a reproachful finger. “Tears, idle tears? Great Scott!”
“Uncle Peter! I got a naeroplane.” Peterkin tugged violently at the sleeve of a suddenly unresponsive uncle. “Look at my naeroplane, Uncle! Naeroplane, naeroplane!”
“I beg your pardon, old chap,” said Wimsey, recollecting himself. “I wasn’t thinking. It’s a beautiful aeroplane. Does it fly?… Hi! you needn’t get up and show me now. I’ll take your word for it.”
“Mummie make it fly.”
It flew very competently, effecting a neat landing on the chest of drawers. Wimsey watched it with vague eyes.
“Uncle Peter!”
“Yes, son, it’s splendid. Listen, would you like a speedboat?”
“What’s peed-boat?”
“A boat that will run in the water-chuff, chuff-like that.”
“Will it float in my barf?”
“Yes, of course. It’ll sail right across the Round Pond.”
Peterkin considered.
“Could I have it in my barf wiv’ me?”
“Certainly, if Mummie says so.”
“I’d like a boat in my barf.”
“You shall have one, old man.”
“When, now?”
‘Tomorrow.”
“Weally tomowwow?”
“Yes, promise.”
“Say thank-you, Uncle Peter.”
“Fank-you, Uncle Peter. Will it be tomowwow soon?”
“Yes, if you lie down now and go to sleep.”
Peterkin, who was a practically-minded child, shut his eyes instantly, wriggled under the bed-clothes, and was promptly tucked in by a firm hand.
“Really, Peter, you shouldn’t bribe him to go to sleep. How about my discipline?”
“Discipline be blowed,” said Peter, at the door.
“Uncle!”
“Good night!”
“Is it tomowwow yet?”
“Not yet. Go to sleep. You can’t have tomorrow till you’ve been to sleep.”
“Why not?”
“It’s one of the rules.”
“Oh! I’m asleep now, Uncle Peter.”
“Good. Stick to it.” Wimsey pulled his sister out after him and shut the nursery door.
“Polly, I’ll never say kids are a nuisance again.”
“What’s up? I can see you’re simply bursting with something.”
“I’ve got it! Tears, idle Tears. That kid deserved fifty speedboats as a reward for howling.”
“Oh, dear!”
“I couldn’t tell him that, though, could I? Come downstairs, and I’ll show you something.”
He dragged Mary at full speed into the sitting-room, took up his list of dates and jabbed at it with a jubilant pencil.
“See that date? That’s the Tuesday before the Friday on which coke was being served out at the White Swan. On that Tuesday, the Nutrax headline was finally passed for the following Friday. And what,” asked Wimsey, rhetorically, “was that headline?”
“I haven’t the faintest idea. I never read advertisements.”
“You should have been smothered at birth. The headline was, ‘Why Blame the Woman?’ You will note that it begins with a ‘W.’ White Swan also begins with a ‘W.’ Got that?”
“I think so. It seems fairly simple.”
“Just so. Now on this date, the Nutrax headline was Tears, idle Tears’-a quotation from the poets.”
“I follow you so far.”
“This is the date on which the headline was passed for press, you understand.”
“Yes.”
“Also a Tuesday.”
“I have grasped that.”
“On that same Tuesday, Mr. Tallboy, who is group-manager for Nutrax, wrote a letter addressed to T. Smith, Esq.’ You get that?”