“A.J.’s afraid you dug him up in the garden,” Elysia remarked, and Medea laughed that deep laugh again.
“I’ve found interesting things in the garrrden, but no skeletons so far. Not human ones, anyway!” While most of Medea’s native Scottish accent had been trained out of her, she retained a small but definite Scottish burr, that charming way of rolling the Rs. “Let me take you up to your rooms and then I’ll give you a wee tourrr of the house.”
One thing for sure, Medea seemed in good spirits. If she was aware of Dicky Massri’s death, it clearly wasn’t ruining her day. She led them briskly down the long reception hall adorned with artfully placed fake cobwebs, gilt-framed mirrors with cracked glass, and a huge chandelier with flicker bulbs.
A.J. exchanged a glance with her mother. Elysia seemed to be taking it all in stride. The house was immaculate, so it wasn’t a housekeeping issue, just some very funky ideas about home décor. Medea had to be the oldest goth A.J. had met.
They reached the staircase to the second level and A.J. examined the gallery of old photographs and tintypes. “Are these your family?” she inquired.
“No, no,” Medea replied. “I just like the look of their faces.”
A.J. had no particular response to that, but if she had, it would have been lost as a small, furry creature came sliding down the banister. For a moment she thought it was a rat, although it looked more like a weasel. She let go of the banister and just missed stepping into Elysia, who had stopped on the stairs.
“What on earth?” Elysia stared as the black-and-white creature streaked past. “Was that a skunk?”
Medea chuckled at the very idea of such craziness. “It’s a ferrrret.”
“A ferret?”
“That’s right, hen. Her name is Morrrag.”
Morag the ferrrret had safely reached the lower level and scampered away into the gloom. A.J. and Elysia followed Medea as she continued the trek upstairs. They reached the top landing where the statue of a mournful marble lady weeping into a hanky seemed to be commiserating with A.J. over her weekend plans.
Medea led the way down the hallway to their separate bedrooms.
“You share the bath. It adjoins both bedrooms.” Medea opened the white door leading into the large bathroom, but A.J.’s attention was riveted to the graveyard scene painted across the far wall. No, not painted. The wall was covered in a full-sized decorative vinyl photograph of a mournful graveyard.
“Uh…” she began, but she was talking to herself. The other two women had moved down the hallway to the next bedroom. She dropped her carryall with relief. She had insisted on carrying it upstairs, but it hadn’t done her back any good.
The rest of the room was relatively ordinary: forest green walls and white trim, a large canopy bed with bone white draperies, green and white globe lamps, and a large mirror with a dragon frame and candleholder.
A.J. followed her mother and Medea; she was almost looking forward to seeing the next stage set-because that’s what these macabre rooms seemed like: elaborate, tongue-in-cheek movie sets.
Elysia’s room was minus a mural but the gloomy paintings on the gray walls more than made up for it. The bed in her room was lacking a canopy, but it was an enormous, black, iron affair that suggested a torture device or a birdcage-although the fluffy duvet was a cozy touch. There were a couple of gargoyle wall sconces and a table by the bay windows that seemed to be of a gargoyle in the pose of The Thinker. A.J. couldn’t help feeling that anything a gargoyle put that much mental energy into would not be good.
Medea was still talking cheerfully about the repairs and renovations to the mansion, most of which she had done herself.
“Very thrifty, petal,” Elysia remarked, when she could get a word in edgewise. “Er, what’s happened to… what’s his name? Your lord and master. Will we meet him this evening?”
Medea’s sharp features darkened. “I told you about that, surely?”
“No. What?”
“I didn’t tell you? I thought I wrote you?”
“I’m sure I’d have remembered.”
“I divorrrced him, the villain.”
“Oh dear,” Elysia said mildly. “That was sudden. What happened?”
“It wasn’t nearly sudden enough. Ought to have known better at my age.”
“What happened?” Elysia persisted.
Medea straightened the head of a small, grinning gargoyle wall sconce. “He was nothing but a forrrtune hunter.”
As Elysia made the appropriate noises, her gaze found and held A.J.’s. “That’s terrible. What was his name again? Dick… something, wasn’t it? How long did the marriage last?”
But Medea shook her head sharply, the subject seemingly closed. Elysia raised her shoulders in a ghost of a shrug.
Medea, once again in tour guide mode, led them back downstairs pointing out the architectural points of interest in the house as they went. One thing A.J. liked was that nearly every room had bookshelves, mostly filled with works of science fiction, fantasy, and horror.
“Back in 1890, the house had both electric and gas lighting. Lightbulbs weren’t fully developed, you see, and didnae cast enough illumination to be the primary source of light. You can see the old gas lines all through the house.”
Medea pointed to a place on the hardwood floor where the heating pipes fed the radiator in the parlor.
“Those don’t still work, do they?” Elysia asked, sounding alarmed for the first time.
Medea laughed heartily at the idea. “The old gas lines were disconnected long ago, although I’d have liked to have the old gas lamps working in a few spots. It’d throw a very nice warm light.”
Ah yes. The better to illuminate the fake cobwebs and plastic spiders.
“You don’t have a television?” A.J. inquired.
“Och, I don’t have time for such nonsense! There’s too much work to be done and too many good books to read.”
“Ah,” Elysia said. Once again her gaze met A.J.’s, and once again A.J. knew exactly what her mother was thinking. Assuming they had the right Medea, Maddie was not aware that Dakarai was dead or that Elysia was suspected of killing him-unless Medea had killed him herself and was playing a clever game with them. A.J. didn’t quite rule that out. Medea certainly had a dark and playful side; eccentric was a pallid word for it.
Medea finished showing them the house-the restoration work she had done was truly impressive even if her ultimate aim seemed to be to turn the place into an upscale haunted mansion-and then they went into the back garden, followed by the ferret Morag.
“Isn’t this lovely,” Elysia murmured faintly. “A shade garden.”
It was indeed dark and shady in the very large and very overgrown garden. The gateposts were made of small wooden coffins topped by resin wolf skulls. There were no flowers, just grass and ivy and green vines. It looked like the sort of garden Edward Gorey might have designed had he abandoned illustrating and gone into the landscaping business. A variety of dark stone urns, pointy obelisks, and odd statues were strategically placed. A.J. recognized what appeared to be a likeness of the Minotaur and, across the lawn, a bronze version of Kali. Toward the back of the garden was a large plot lined by a knee-high, wrought iron fence as though for a vegetable garden, although it was too dark for most vegetables to thrive. Mushrooms might do well. Toadstools.
They watched the ferret scurry across the grass and disappear through the fence.
“She’s visiting Angus,” Medea said with grim satisfaction.
“Angus?”
“My Persian cat. They were grrreat friends. Angus crossed last month.”
A.J. stared at the fenced square and then it clicked. A miniature graveyard; a pet cemetery. “That’s a graveyard?”
“Aye.” Medea placed the pitcher of lemonade she had carried outside on the table and the three of them sat down and watched Morag weaving her swift way through the statuary and greenery. “The final resting place for ma wee furry friends.” Gloom settled on her like rain clouds on Ben Lomond.