Yet the two people who had made contact with me so far had acted on the assumption that I really was Lash Petroni, a ruthless, unscrupulous, but possibly useful individuaclass="underline" a killer for hire. Or had they? It was, after all, a coincidence that two people should have hit on the idea of hiring me for the same job. Perhaps at least one of them knew perfectly well that the man he-or she- was ostensibly trying to bribe to commit murder was really a government agent. Perhaps it was a clever cover-up as well as a delicious joke and a way of keeping an eye on my activities.
I glanced at the kid standing in front of me with the sun bright on her cap of pale hair. Her words ran through my head again: You don’t pretend to be anything you aren’t. She could be perfectly sincere in her cockeyed way, but I couldn’t overlook the possibility that she was throwing me a mocking hint, taunting me with her secret knowledge that, as a one-man Murder, Inc., I was the world’s biggest fake.
I said, “Everybody pretends something, small fry. How are you at pretending?”
Her blue eyes got narrow, as if I’d accused her of something. Well, maybe I had. “Are you busy tonight?” I asked easily.
She relaxed. “Well, yes. I have a date.”
“Break it. Wait a minute. Who’s the guy?”
“Who would it be?” she asked with a grimace. “How many people do I really know in this forsaken town? He kept pestering me and what else was there to do except sit in that lousy motel room and think?”
“Orcutt?” I said. “Well, can you get him to take you to a cocktail party being given this evening by some people named Sandeman? I gather they’re relatives of Mrs. Rosten, which means they’re relatives of Orcutt, so he should be able to swing it.”
She said, “Well, I can try, but-”
“When you get there,” I said, “ditch the Thunderbird boy temporarily and make a play for Louis Rosten. Can you do that? Can you play them both, Orcutt and Rosten! Can you take Rosten away from his wife and make her mad so she’ll march out of the place fuming-and then can you get the two men together and spend the evening with them? I think it would be a good idea if you all wound up at the Rosten place for drinks, say eleven-twelve o’clock. Can you swing that?”
She hesitated. Her eyes were bright, contemplating the challenge. “Of course I can, but-but why do you want me to do it?”
I said, “Don’t be more stupid than you have to. I want Mrs. Rosten alone, naturally. And I think it would be a hell of a good idea if you had a solid alibi for the whole evening. Don’t you?”
“Oh.” Her breath caught. “I see. You mean-it’s tonight? So soon?”
“Do you want me to stall around so you can dream about it?” I glanced at her, and said casually, “Talking about dreams, I forgot to ask what kind of a job you want me to do. Smooth or rough?”
She frowned. “What do you mean?”
I said impatiently, “Hell, the price you’re paying entitles you to a few frills if you want them. So tell me, do you just want the dame dead? Or do you want her dead with her face smashed in, her teeth knocked out, her breasts sliced off, and her fingernails ripped out by the bloody roots?”
She gulped. “Don’t be so damn graphic, Jim!”
I said sneeringly, “That’s what I thought! You’re really chicken, aren’t you? Now you listen to me and get this straight: we don’t give refunds. You can call it off now, but once we leave here you’re in for the whole job and the whole five grand; so don’t come whimpering to me later about how you’ve changed your mind.” I took the envelope out of my pocket and held it out. “This is it, kid. In or out. You call it.”
She hesitated. I let my lip curl scornfully. She saw it and slapped the envelope aside. “Go ahead,” she said. “Go ahead, Jim! I’ll be there; midnight at the Rosten house. And you can do it just as rough as you please; it can’t be too rough for me!” She giggled abruptly.
“What’s funny?”
“Just something you said. She’d never miss them.”
“Miss what?”
“She’s pretty flat-chested, you know. She’d never miss them.”
I watched her run along the pier to the shore and jump into a small white sports car-an MG, if it matters. She clashed the gears badly getting into low, and again shifting up, which is hard to do with a synchromesh transmission, but she managed. She was really a pretty horrible little girl. At least she was working hard to give that impression.
THIRTEEN
I WAS EARLY for Rosten. It’s always best to beat the other party to the rendezvous if you don’t trust him very much; besides, I wanted to look the place over and see if it would do for another purpose I had in mind. It was a pretty, sandy cove bordered by a honeysuckle jungle such as they have in this part of the world; anybody who thinks of that stuff as just a pretty garden vine has never been in Maryland. Presently the big yellow Cadillac came nosing through the tangled woods like a prehistoric monster, and stopped at the parking place favored by the people who used the beach for picnics in the summer. You could tell by the rusty beer cans.
I settled with Rosten quickly enough and had him drive me back to town, leaving my car where it was hidden. I gave him instructions paralleling those I’d given Teddy. He didn’t like the idea of doing or knowing anything about it until I brought up the alibi question and pointed out the legal advantages of having people around at the moment of his great bereavement.
Later that evening, I found myself waiting in a rose garden, reflecting that each part of the world seemed to have its own peculiar disadvantages for undercover work. During the past few years, in the practice of my profession, I had sloshed through Arctic bogs full of tangled laurel, fought my way across snow-covered mountains, and sweated over deserts full of spiny cacti. Now I had honeysuckle and roses to contend with. Only the people remained the same, and the job.
Having formulated this piece of deep philosophy, I took stock of my surroundings. It was a formal garden, with hedges, shrubs and ornamental trees all pruned within inches of their lives. Mrs. Sandeman, I learned, was by way of being the local rose authority with a state-wide reputation. I couldn’t help wishing she’d concentrated on dahlias or some other thornless species.
From where I stood concealed, I could see the graveled circle in front of the house. All parking space around it was already filled; the vehicles currently arriving discharged the ladies at the front door and were taken around the circle and back towards the gate by the gentlemen, to be parked beside the long, straight, tree-lined lane leading in from the highway. It was a big, well-kept place with a carefully maintained air of antique southern grandeur. One might have thought it dated from the era of carriages and crinolines. The records indicated, however, that it had been constructed less than five years ago with the antiquity built in.
I saw the white Thunderbird convertible drive up. Teddy Michaelis got out and waited on the steps while Orcutt parked the car. She looked like a dressed-up child, standing there, with long white gloves on, and ridiculously high heels, and a short, shiny blue dress with a bubble of a skirt that looked odd and impractical to me; but I don’t claim to understand women’s fashions. It was too bad, I thought, that she was a screwball; even at that distance, she was cute.
It would have been nice if the Rostens had managed to arrive while she was standing there alone, so she could do her stuff right off, but you can’t have everything. Orcutt came back and escorted her inside, treating her like a precious and fragile work of art. It was another fifteen minutes, and practically dark, before the yellow Cadillac came along.