Tristan laughed. “I can assure you of two things if I saw a ghost right now. First, I would wet my pants. Second, I would run out of this place like I was on fire, and may God help the person who got between me and my car. You better hope that if that happens I have the presence of mind to grab you and take you with me!”
Claire roared with laughter, so much so that the other patrons turned to look at her. Tristan gave them her most charming smile and shrugged her shoulders as if to say she didn’t know what Claire’s problem was. Claire was still chuckling when their lunch was brought to the table. The waitress gave her an awkward glance before departing.
Tristan had gotten a case of the giggles, as well. She did her best to control herself and asked Claire if she could compose herself long enough to eat. “Claire, are you going to be all right? You still have tears in your eyes.”
Claire choked a couple of times before she could speak. “I’m sorry, but I just had a mental picture of you running out of here with wet pants and waving your arms like a mad woman. I bet you my next paycheck they would put that in their brochure!” The couple giggled all through lunch with no regard for the amused glances thrown their way.
After lunch, they stepped outside with a few others to smoke.
They listened as some of the tourists talked excitedly about hopefully catching a glimpse of one of the famous ghosts known to haunt the house. Claire found herself drawn into the conversation and had learned all about Chloe, the slave who was hanged there for poisoning two children and the wife of the master of the house. Someone in the crowd mentioned that she had heard 106
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The tour guide joined the group and called their attention to the house. “The Myrtles Plantation was built in 1796 by General David Bradford and carries the dubious distinction of being one of the most haunted plantation homes in America. According to legend, the house is built on an ancient Indian burial ground. No less than ten murders have been committed here.”
The guide drew their attention to the intricate ironwork that surrounded the veranda. Claire poked Tristan in the ribs, causing her to jump. She giggled as Tristan spun around to glare at her.
Claire raised both hands in the air. “I didn’t do it. Are your pants still dry?” The antics started a whole new round of giggles from both of them, despite the glances they received from the rest of the group.
Tristan paid more attention to the beautiful old live oaks and the grounds, while Claire looked up at each window hoping to get a glimpse of something or someone peering back. Occasionally, they would glance at one another and wink as the guide told stories of ghostly children wandering and playing on the grounds.
As they entered the foyer, Claire and the rest of the group admired the three hundred fifty-pound Baccarat crystal chandelier that graced the entrance. “Oh, Tristan, look how beautiful.”
Tristan yawned. “What’s the big deal? It’s just like the one in our dining room,” Tristan said a little louder than she intended. The entire group turned around and looked at her, including Claire.
Tristan shrugged. “Wow, tough room. It was a joke, people.” She and Claire burst into another fit of laughter. They decided to hang back from the group since they were having such a hard time behaving.
Pamphlet in hand, they decided to conduct their own tour. “Tris, it says here that this grand piano plays by itself in the night until someone comes into the room. The ghost apparently plays the same chord over and over. Wouldn’t that just piss you off at some point? I wonder if you requested something by Elton John if it would give it a whirl.”
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“I think he is kind of smiling,” Tristan declared after a moment of intense study.
“You do? I think he looks a little sad. I dare you to fart and see if his nose twitches,” Claire said as she studied the portrait while walking backwards to see if the eyes moved.
Tristan scratched her head. “How old are we again?” They both acknowledged that their humor was crass and juvenile, which made them laugh all the more.
They meandered through the home, admiring and commenting on various antique pieces. Both were equally impressed with the plaster ceiling medallions, none of which were the same. Claire admired the antique furniture found in each of the rooms. Antiques did not impress Tristan, but she followed the blonde dutifully as she roamed from room to room of the beautifully decorated old house.
Claire frowned. “I wish we brought a camera with us. We might have captured a ghost on film.”
“I’m not much for taking pictures. I always seem to forget to bring a camera with me, and when I do remember, I get so into what I’m looking at that I forget to use it. Matter of fact, I don’t even own a camera anymore,” Tristan said ruefully.
The ghostly aura was accentuated by moss-laden live oaks that swayed on the breeze, casting shadows. Tristan walked about the grounds, commenting on different plants and trees. Claire walked beside her, but her eyes were drawn to the house. She had hoped to see something unexplainable but had been disappointed thus far.
She was staring up into the windows when she caught her foot on a tree root protruding from the ground. She stumbled forward and nearly fell to the ground before Tristan caught and steadied her.
In all the confusion, they didn’t notice the man dressed in clothes that appeared to be from the 1800s approaching them. “Careful, Miss” were the only words he spoke. He smiled and walked past them toward the house.
When he was out of sight, Tristan pulled Claire close and kissed her. “I have been waiting to do that all day.”
Claire gave Tristan one of her most seductive looks. “Don’t do that again unless you want to be rolling around in the shrubs.”
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“As tempting as that may sound, I cannot do it with ghosts watching. I’m sure I’ll have performance anxiety. Besides, I am willing to wait for a nice big soft bed ... or the kitchen table. I’m not that particular,” Tristan said, wiggling her brows suggestively.
“Well then, we need to be going!” Claire grabbed Tristan by the arm and nearly dragged her to the parking lot. As they drove down the driveway back to Highway 61, they noticed the same man who had spoken to them earlier. He waved as they passed, then seemed to vanish into the mist. Claire was not sure if she was seeing things or not. She stared at the spot where he had been as Tristan drove down the drive.
“Did you see that?” Claire exclaimed.
Tristan slowed to a stop. “See what? Did I run over a squirrel or something?”
Claire stared out the window confused. “I thought I saw that guy we passed earlier. He was standing right over there, then he just disappeared.”
“Funny, Claire, real funny.” They drove on, and Claire tried to no avail to convince Tristan that she really did see the man disappear.
The old groundskeeper laughed hysterically at Claire’s facial expression. He had been scaring the hell out of people for years pulling that stunt. He always looked forward to the fog rolling in late in the afternoon. The look on Claire’s face would have him laughing well into the night.
As they left the city limits of St. Francisville, Claire drifted off to sleep, leaving Tristan alone with her thoughts. Tristan glanced over at the slumbering blonde and wondered what it was about this woman that captured her so. She conjured feelings in Tristan that she thought were impossible for her to have. Not only did Tristan physically desire Claire, but she also hungered just to be in her presence. It occurred to her that she actually craved her company, something she had never experienced before.