As if I was going to come back out here after I’d just become the poolside entertainment. I hauled myself up the ladder. More clapping followed my ascent. Tristan held my towel open for me and I wrapped it around my shoulders tightly. “Did you have to announce that to everyone?”
“I didn’t want the lifeguard to yell at you again,” he said.
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Even though I couldn’t see them, I could feel Hunter’s and Jane’s gaze on me. I could feel everyone’s gaze on me. In a low voice I said, “I’ve never been so embarrassed in my life.” Then I made a beeline toward the dressing room.
I heard footsteps behind me, then Tristan called out,
“Savannah, wait a second!”
I didn’t. I hurried faster. The dressing-room door was in sight. “Savannah, don’t—,” he called.
I ignored him and dashed through the door, but I figured out the rest of his sentence as soon as I set foot inside. It was, “Savannah, don’t go in there; that’s the men’s dressing room.”
Because, yes it was.
Which just goes to prove you shouldn’t say, “I’ve never been so embarrassed in my life,” as that just invites life to outdo itself on your behalf.
I screamed. The guys in the dressing room screamed.
Although their screaming was more of an angry “Hey, you shouldn’t be in here!” scream, whereas mine was a high-pitched, “There’s a bunch of naked guys every-where!” scream.
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and stumbled back outside, where I was once again greeted with clapping from my peers. In fact, this time some of them gave me a standing ovation. I plunged into the women’s dressing room, grabbed my things, and ran out to the parking lot. I waited in Emily’s car until she came and climbed in beside me.
“Well,” she said as she threw her things on the backseat, “I’ll give you one thing—you know how to get noticed.”
Chapter 3
As soon as I got home, I went inside, changed into an old pair of gray sweats and a T-shirt, then sat in my bedroom. On the plus side, I was no longer so concerned about going to prom.
On the negative side, I was now concerned about going back to school. I was always going to be known as some sort of men’s-room crasher.
Eventually Jane came home. She walked into my bedroom and sat on the end of my bed. “Do you want to talk about it?”
I looked at the ceiling and willed her to go away.
“Nope.”
She watched me silently. “Look, I wish you’d just yell at me and get it over with. Then everything could go back to being normal.”
“Sorry,” I said. Normal didn’t exist anymore. She really should have known that without me having to tell her.
“I’ve liked him all year,” she said. “I liked him even before you knew who he was. I didn’t give you the silent treatment when you started dating him.”
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“But if you had known that I liked him, would you have dated him anyway?”
I knew Jane too well to get swept up in her theoretical situations. If I said yes I was no better than her. If I said no then she’d ask me why I couldn’t find it in my heart to be happy for her now.
Instead I smiled over at her. “Well, after you and Hunter break up, you can tell me who you want to date next and then we’ll find out.” She let out a sigh, sat there for a few more moments, then got up and left. I lay on my bed for a while longer and considered job possibilities for people who didn’t graduate from high school. I could be a waitress. At least that way I wouldn’t starve because I could eat the un-wanted scraps from people’s plates.
Which made me hungry. I went downstairs and got a Ding Dong. When I walked back into my room, I saw the thing. Since I didn’t have my contacts in, I could only tell that it was about five inches tall, mostly green, and moving across the end of my bed. A huge toad, perhaps?
A mutated rat?
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throwing it. I’d consider you tossing something at me an ugly breach of hostess etiquette.” I gasped, stopped, then leaned closer. As it came into focus, I realized it was a tiny man.
I dropped the book. My hands went to my mouth, and I had to stifle the urge to scream. Instead I let out quick breaths. “I’m having a nervous breakdown, aren’t I?” He put his hands behind his back and looked up at me. “I’m not qualified to comment on your mental health. I’m a leprechaun—not a doctor. Now, on with our business. Where is your Miss High-and-Mighty godmother?”
“What?” I asked.
“Chrysanthemum Everstar.” He scanned the room.
“She’s here, isn’t she?”
I shook my head. “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
He did a full turn on my bed and then let out a humph. “Aye, it’s just like her to be late. She ought to take her own advice every once in a while and that’s the truth.” He shot me a dissatisfied look. “And I know what you’re thinking—seeing a leprechaun and all—but you can’t have me gold, so don’t even ask.” That’s not what I had been thinking. I was wondering how long nervous breakdowns lasted and what else was 63/431
going to pop up in my bedroom. “Uh, did I understand you right? Are you meeting someone in my room?”
“When she gets around to it.” He walked over to my pillow and sat down in a huff. “Do you have anything to eat around here? It might be a while.” I attribute it to still being in shock, but I handed him my Ding Dong. It was nearly as big as he was. For a moment I worried that it would fall over and crush him, but he handled it well enough. He ripped the plastic, broke off a piece, and put it into his mouth. Then he nodded, smiling. “Not bad for Yankee food.” I watched him and resisted the almost overpowering urge to pick him up for a better look. I sat beside him on the bed and tilted my head down toward him. His clothes were so intricate. Tiny golden buttons lined the front of his jacket. It had a subtle pattern of dark green leaves I hadn’t noticed before.
“So who is this Chrysanthemum Everstar and why are you meeting her in my bedroom?”
“I’d tell you,” he said between mouthfuls, “but I’m just the assistant. Not supposed to overstep my bounds. A glorified errand boy, that’s what I am. Stupid Unified Magical Alliance. We never should have unionized.” He took another bite and wiped cream filling off his beard.
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be—hardly a magical creature around except for the fairies and computer gremlins.”
“Computer gremlins?” I repeated.
“And a bad-tempered lot those are. Not much for company.”
I looked over at my computer and shook my head. It was at this moment that I stopped thinking I’d lost my mind and believed him. “I knew it,” I said.
I didn’t have time to say more because just then a poof of light, like a hundred sparklers going off at once, filled my room. The next moment a life-size teenage girl decked out in a tank top, miniskirt, knee-high boots, and sunglasses stood before me. She had long cotton-candy-pink hair, which matched not only a small sequined purse on her shoulder but also her immaculate nail job.
I stood up in surprise, then blinked at her, trying to adjust my eyes after the intense light.
Without so much as a glance at me, she turned to the leprechaun. A pair of incandescent wings fluttered in agitation. “What are you doing here?”
“You said to meet here at 5:30 mortal time. I knew you’d be late so I came at six, and I still beat you here.” She put one hand on her hip. “I said to meet me at the edge of the rainbow and we’d come here together.