'But eight hundred is okay,' the woman said. She blinked, dazed by the smoke and exhaustion.
Bill stared at the handset, trying to understand.
'Are you looking for a permanent girlfriend?' she asked him.
Bill had pushed his face close to her, just to hear what she was saying. Now he reared back. 'I'm married.'
The woman took this in her stride. 'Yes, but are you looking for a permanent girlfriend?'
'No thank you,' Bill said, aware that he sounded as though he was declining a second cucumber sandwich at the vicar's M party.
Shane put a cold bottle of Tsingtao in his hand.
'You know Kai Так?' the Australian said. 'No? Kai Так w.is I he old airport in Hong Kong. Kowloon side. Your missus
said she visited the Big Noodle as a kid. She would remember it. Before your time, mate.' Shane's free hand, the one that wasn't holding a Tsingtao, impersonated a plane making an erratic landing. 'Where you came in through the blocks of flats where they hung their laundry on the balconies, you would often land with someone's pants wrapped around your neck. Sometimes your own.' He winked, clinking bottles with Bill. 'And that's the point.'
The woman with the mobile phone said something in Chinese as she draped an arm around Bill's shoulders, an act more of weariness than desire.
'You're beautiful,' Shane told Bill.
'Who says that?' Bill asked. 'You or her?'
'Her,' Shane said. 'To me, you're just about cute.'
The woman turned to Bill and said something, her eyes half-closed.
'She loves you,' Shane said.
Bill stared at her. 'But we just met,' he said.
'Doesn't matter,' the woman said in English, leaning against him. 'I have financial issues.'
Shane laughed, said something in Shanghainese and she turned away with a shrug. Then he looked quickly at Bill. 'You didn't want her, did you?'
Bill just stared at him. He managed to shake his head. Shane leaned in. This was important. This was crucial.
'Kai Так rules means that we never talk about what happens when we are on an adventure, okay?' he continued. 'Kai Так rules mean omerta. It means loose lips sink ships.' Shane gently prodded a thick finger against Bill's heart. 'Kai Так rules means keep your cakehole shut, mate. You do not talk about it with your wife, your girlfriend, or the married stiff in the office. Whatever we get up to, you do not confess to Devlin, you do not boast to Mad Mitch. It's the first rule of Fight Club. You do not talk
about Fight Club – right? What happens on tour stays on tour.'
'I've got no idea what you're talking about,' Bill said. But he sort of knew. Already there was the first glimmer of understanding.
It was different out here.
There was an eruption on the dance floor. Notes had started to fall from the sky. They looked up and saw one of their German clients – not the old rock-and-roller but the other one, Jurgen, the conservative-looking one – grinning foolishly from the DJ box. He was throwing his cash away with both hands, making a papal gesture every time he released a fistful of RMB, as though he was blessing the crowd.
'This will all end in tears,' Shane predicted, as the dancers fought each other to get at the cash, which drifted slowly to the dance floor before it was seized upon by leggy Chinese girls in qipao and sweating Western businessmen.
Two women wrapped their arms around Bill's waist, laughing and sighing and smiling as if they had mistaken him lor Brad Pitt on an off night. Shane made a slight motion with his head and they went and did exactly the same thing to a small bald Frenchman who was slumped at the bar. He was about sixty-five and they acted like they had mistaken him for George Clooney. Bill stared at Suzy Too with appalled wonder.
'Does this go on every night?'
Shane nodded. 'And some say that Shanghai's commitment to late nights shows just how few people in this city really have serious business in the morning,' he said. He swigged Tsingtao. 'They may well be right.'
A woman with wild eyes and a Louis Vuitton handbag was dancing on a table, slowly moving her narrow hips, looking at the mirror on the wall, lost in herself. Another woman, all sinewy length and hardened flesh, no waste, was
out on the floor, laughing as she eased herself into a scrum of businessmen clumping their feet to some thirty-year-old rock song.
Bill was certain that he had seen both of them at Paradise Mansions in the scrum of women who had gathered around the stalled red Mini. And, now he came to think of it, the one with the mobile phone looked familiar too. But it was not easy to tell who was touting for trade and who was just out on the town.
'Are these women all prostitutes?' Bill said.
Shane thought about it. 'It's prostitution with Chinese characteristics,' he said, looking up at Jurgen, the German in the DJ box. The money was all gone but Jurgen was still standing up there with that foolish grin, as if he had made some kind of point. 'There goes Jurgen's profit margin for the last fiscal quarter,' Shane said. 'Prat.' He nodded at the laughing girls at the bar. They were stroking the Frenchman's head and cackling. 'I know those two. They're teachers. Mathematics and Chinese. They're just making a little money on the side for their designer handbags and glad-rags. Prostitutes? That seems a little harsh, mate. That seems a little brutal. Some of them are just here to dance the night away. They're as innocent as you and me. Well – you. The Paradise Mansions girls are saving themselves for the right man – even if he is married to someone else. That's the theory – at Paradise Mansions they are all good little second wives – although of course they do have a lot of lonely nights. The others, they just want their small taste of the economic miracle that they've seen on TV, and they can't get that on what a bloody teacher earns, which is, oh, a few peanuts above nothing.' He thoughtfully chugged down his Tsingtao.
'And the authorities just condone all this, do they?' said Bill. He knew he sounded like a prude. He knew the tone was all wrong. He liked Shane. He wanted to understand.
But the world was turned upside down. Commercial sex was not morally reprehensible out here. It was a career option, or a part-time job, or something a teacher did when she should have been marking homework.
'Not at all,' Shane said. 'When they hear about it the authorities are shocked – shocked! Let's see – year before last we were all in Julu Lu. Last year we were all in Maoming Nan Lu. Now we're in – where are we now? Oh yeah – Tong Ren Lu. Next year we'll be somewhere else. Every now and again, the authorities get tough and move us a block down the road. That's China.'
A skinny woman in her middle thirties danced herself between Bill and Shane, her arms above her head, a smile splitting her face. She was ten years older than most of the women in here, but in better shape. It was the one who looked like a dancer. She was a beauty, Bill could see that, but the beauty had been worn down by time and disappointment. You would not mind growing old with a woman who looked like that, just as long as you met her early enough. For he could not help believing that some man or some men long gone had had the best of her, and he thought that was a terrible thing to believe about anyone. But he could not help it. She was smiling in his face.
'This one won't dance,' Shane told her. 'Please don't ask as refusal can cause offence.'
'I teach,' she said. 'I give lessons.' She had an improbable Prench accent. Teecb, she said. I geeff. She actually spoke Isnglish with a French accent. How did that happen? Shane said something in Chinese and she shrugged and danced away, Hiving Bill a little wave. He watched her go, with a pang of regret. Shane laughed.
'Forget about that one if you're looking to get your end jway,' he said. 'You get all sorts in here, mate. That one's i i.i xi dancer who'll boogie all night but that's it. She dances