And this was his way of introducing, without preamble, the story of an extraordinary fishing expedition of which he was sole protagonist and witness. ‘Have you ever seen a line being pulled in with hundreds of bleak, chub and whitefish wriggling at the end of it?’
‘No, never,’ we chorused in reply.
‘Ah well, I’ve had the honour of witnessing this spectacle. It happened right here on the quayside, one day at dawn. I was on my own, with no one for company except my rods and lines. I had been slaving away all night, getting them into good order. I had ten or so rods, four or five of them more than seven feet in length. I lashed three of the biggest ones together, hoisted them up like a mast, stuck onto the top of this mast another two rods, then another two, and so on until I had one huge shaft at least thirty metres long. The problem then was how to cast the line with a rod that size! A line at least a couple of kilometres in length, with over two hundred hooks. So what was I to do with that line? I had an idea: I laid out the line of yarn all along the street which starts at the church and goes right down until it nearly plunges into the lake. I got my brother’s lorry and stuck the enormous rod right in the middle, with poles arranged around in a pyramid shape to hold it in place. As soon as I’d fixed up the equipment, I took the lorry up there to the top of the road which sweeps down … and away we go! full steam ahead towards the lakeside, dragging behind me the fishing line which is now soaring up into the sky like a kite. The lorry reaches the quay: screech of breaks, and VROOOOM, the huge mast cracks like a whip and hurls the line out towards the centre of the lake, distributing the baited hooks and the floats with great precision.
‘It was all just as I had expected. A wind got up from the land and pushed the bait and floats further out into the lake. The high waves made the water turn dark blue. “Here we go,” I shouted, “in no time whole shoals of them’ll be biting,” and in fact next thing the floats were going under like ducks after fish. This is the moment. I get onto the lorry and get ready to start pulling in the line. Right! Gently does it if we’re not to break the cord. I start off up the road, the pylon bends so far over that my heart skips a beat, but it holds. Pull, pull … fish, fish! Not a one! And yet I must have caught something! What could possibly be dragging with such force? Christ in heaven, I had caught the bells from the church tower in Cannero … on the other side of the lake!’
But the real master of the story-tellers was undoubtedly Ravanèl, who owed his nickname to the fact that he had a shock of bright red hair that made him resemble a ravanello, a radish. The stories he told were nearly all dramatisations of an event which had really occurred, perhaps even recently, and was thus still in everyone’s memory. He would start off, for instance, with the tale of someone who had gone mad. They had come to take him away in the morning, dragging him down from the bell-tower where he was roosted, pissing with considerable panache on the faithful below as they walked in procession on some saint’s day. They loaded him onto the specially padded van for the insane, the one which the council had made available for emergency transport to the mental asylum in Varese. The glass-blower’s trade, it has been established, is a cause of silicosis, which can lead to bouts of madness. It was for that reason that the Valtravaglia could boast the highest output of madmen on the entire lake.
On this subject, I remember the story of a man who got it into his head that he could fly. There was another one about a man who used to walk around in the nude with a suit painted onto his skin. Then there was the man who had jumped off a bridge or the one who had burned down his house after hanging all his hens.
Generally madness was a pretext to talk about the people who surrounded the madman: the priest who wanted to bless or exorcise him, the doctor who said it was all a matter of sexual depression, and so on … right up to the mayor, the wife, her lover, the police sergeant.
The figure of the other, of the unpredictable, of the illogical has always held a fascination for me, but what interested me most was achieving mastery of the techniques of story-telling itself.
Take, for instance, another narrator who was always playing billiards, a game he loved. He was known as ‘Braces’: he was tall and thin, and always wore two garish, red elastic straps to hold up his trousers. He was also called ‘Sorry Braces’ because before every game he would put on an overall so as not to wear out his trousers by rubbing them against the edge of the billiards table. As the game progressed, using as a pretext some phrase uttered by his opponent, he would stop the game for a moment to introduce some incident, some story. He would circle round the table, eyeing the balls and telling his story at the same time, carrying on with the performance as he prepared his shot. The game no longer existed: all that mattered was the tale. He played on heedlessly, scrutinising the green table and never putting down the cue which, as he went on narrating, became his sword, lance, staff or even woman or violin: it became everything.
When talking a while back about my grandfather Bristìn, I mentioned to you his technique of throwing his products into the air and transforming them into characters. A very similar device was employed by another story-teller, a travelling salesman from the Valtravaglia called Caldera-Magnan, a Romany name. It was no coincidence that he practised the classic gypsy trade of selling or mending pots and pans, and giving them a coating of zinc. He travelled in an enormous cart, with everything scattered about inside, from brushes to ammonia, washing powder, hundreds of cauldrons, casseroles, cooking pots and zinc and copper bowls.
When it arrived, it looked like a monument invented by Alberto Savinio … a gigantic, two-storey construction; the spoils from the rout of some medieval army. He took up his position on the top of it, and while he offered his wares, he engaged his customers in discussion, devised stories, proverbs or maxims and produced the most extraordinary anecdotes.
But he would never say ‘buy’. He never had a word to say on the issue of purchase: he displayed one pot, brought out another, drummed on them with his oaken fingers, creating a medley of sounds like a Japanese concert: ding, dong … bing, bong. He invented nonsense rhymes to that rhythm, going up and down the scales: ‘My good friend here has a curate’s arse … rub it up and it turns to gold.’
And as he drummed out his words, the character of the curate seemed to take shape almost as a real person: Ermanno by name, a young priest passionately in love with Fulvia, the tender-hearted mistress of the foundry owner. The poor booby had lost his head over her. He saw her go into church, slipped into the confessional in place of the parish priest and, in a situation straight out of classic farce, heard his beloved’s confession. Sobbing and sighing, Fulvia reveals her love for the young priest and he, overcome by the discovery, breaks down completely, bursts into tears and so the deception is uncovered. Fulvia gasps, raises the little curtain between them and literally throws herself into the priest’s arms. But it’s out of the question to make love in that big box, so, trembling with emotion, they climb to the top of the belfry. He removes his soutane, she her clothes.
At this point in the story, Caldera would lay down his pot-cum-drum, pick up the bellows, move the ‘heaving lung’ in and out to give the impression of the passionate panting of the two lovers entwined in an embrace. Almost without missing a beat, he would go back to his pots, switch tone and turn on any wretch who dared show a lack of confidence in his wares. ‘I told you, I told you you should have taken this pot: a pan I was giving away at half price … look at its lovely, shiny copper bottom, and there’s you, a right stuffed arse, you’ve snubbed it, you’ve turned your nose up at it, so now you’ve got it right up your buttocks! That’s what comes of scoffing. Remember what happened to those folk in Rocca di Caldé!’