After some hesitation, he asked it. “Where will they be?”
“In the cargo hold,” she said, as if it should have been obvious. “Where the ghost is.”
Simon made a few connections in his head, put a few things together, and nodded slowly. “You see, River, we can’t always tell when you’re speaking in metaphors, and when you’re being literal. That makes it hard—”
“What makes you think I can tell?” She sounded genuinely curious.
“To use a metaphor, or a simile, requires activating a part of the brain that… “ he trailed off. “It isn’t that you can’t tell the difference between reality and fantasy, it’s that you can’t express the difference. The language centers… I might have something.”
“But what about seeing the future?”
He frowned. “You see the future?”
“I see my future. I see more tests.” She stuck her tongue out at him.
“What else can I do?”
“You want me to remember.”
He nodded.
“I don’t want to remember.”
“I know. But…” he looked for the words. “I think you’re in a state of lucid dreaming, while you’re awake.”
She was quiet for what seemed like a long time, then she turned her deep eyes on him and said, “But how can you do anything about it?”
“I’m a trauma specialist,” he said. “Come on, let’s go to the dining room.”
He felt a hand on his shoulder and knew it without turning around; had known when he heard the footsteps.
“Everything is all right?” he asked, and felt her hesitation.
“Did you hear from the feds?”
“Agent Merlyn said he’d be showing up sometime in the next hour.”
“Good.”
She stood there behind him, just touching him.
“Sweetiekins, what’s wrong?”
“I don’t know how this is going to come out.”
“You mean, Mal?”
“What we did—”
“What I did, you mean.”
“The Captain won’t like it.”
“Then we’ll have to stage a mutiny.”
“Wash, that’s not funny. That’s almost what we did.”
He stared out at the light blue cloudless sky of Hera.
“Did you see another choice?”
“That’s not the point.”
“Why not? It’s what you’ve been doing for the last six years. And Mal too. When you don’t have any choice, you do what you have to.”
Her hand still rested on his shoulder.
“Then what?” she said softly. “What happens after that, Wash?”
He locked on the autopilot and stood up. “Maybe I can find a job performing with finger-puppets.”
She wrapped her arms around him. “And what would I do?”
“Cook my dinner and rub my tired fingers. Ouch.”
She shook her head, smiling. “Some things, you and I just ain’t cut out for.”
“It’ll be fine.”
“The Captain—”
“This is our home. He knows that. And it’s his home because we’re here, and he knows that too.”
“If he gets pushed too far—”
“You know, for someone who’s known Mal longer than any of the rest of us, you don’t have a lot of faith in him. Come on, let’s not keep them waiting.”
They were sitting around the table. On his left was Kaylee, looking at the table in front of her; then Simon, looking at Kaylee; then River, looking at nothing; then Wash and Zoë, who were involved in some sort of whispered conversation.
“All right,” he said, looking at each of them one at a time. “I got a bit of mad I ain’t used up yet, so now’s the time. Wash, maybe you can start by telling me how it happened that you concocted a plan with the fed behind my back. I’d expect that from Jayne, not from you.”
Wash looked down at the table.
“Not good enough, Wash. I need an answer.”
Still nothing.
He felt the knot of anger in his belly; he noticed his right hand, sitting on the table, was starting to shake. It didn’t make sense. It wasn’t like Wash to do something like that; not, at any rate, unless it involved protecting Zoë, or—
“Kaylee,” he stated.
She looked up. “Yes, Cap’n?” There was a tremor in her voice.
“You got something to add to this?”
Her mouth opened and closed, and she glanced at Wash, as if for support. She got it, too. “Mal,” said Wash. “She was going to crash Serenity into the house.”
He looked at Wash, who was now staring back, and then at Kaylee, who had returned to studying the table-top. “Huh? Why?”
“Because,” said Wash, “she thought we were all going to die.”
“We weren’t going to die.”
“Yes you were,” said River. “You were going to kill the ghost, and then the wizard was going to kill you, and then Zoë was going to kill the agent, and then the security forces—”
“You weren’t even there!” said Mal.
He suddenly felt everyone looking at him.
“Which,” he continued less forcefully, “doesn’t mean you’re wrong.”
“Sir,” said Zoë, “you’ve been off your game. We’ve been covering for you. Sorry, but that’s how it is.”
“How long has this been going on?”
No one spoke for what seemed a long time, then Kaylee said, “Since Inara left,” and it was his turn to have nothing to say.
She wasn’t even there, and she was still complicating things. His anger flared, and he badly wanted to find something to throw or someone to hit.
“You can’t blame her.”
An acidic response came to his lips, then he realized that no one had said anything; the voice had been in his head. Great. Now I’m hearing voices.
He said, “This can’t work if my crew feels they can just concoct their own plan whenever they conjure I’m not working right. Noble thought, maybe, but it can’t work that way.”
Zoë said, “Then what do you want us to do, sir? If Wash hadn’t acted, we’d all be dead now.”
“With all respect to little miss Delphi here, you can’t know that.”
This time, the silence was eloquent, and lasted longer, until Zoë said, “Sir, what do you want us to do?”
“Times like this,” said Mal, “I always ask myself, ‘what would Jayne do?’ ” He looked around. “Not, you understand, that I’d do it; I just ask myself.”
He didn’t even get a courtesy laugh.
“All right, all of you seem to think I’m in a twist over Inara, but—”
“I don’t,” said River.
Now all eyes were on her.
“All right,” said Mal. “And what does the Oracle think?”
“You just needed to lay a ghost to rest.”
“Ghost?”
“The ghost you have chained up. Ghosts usually walk around with chains. It’s traditional.”
“I don’t—”
“Now you’re done with the ghost, so it’s all fine.”
“You think so?”
River nodded. “Now you can make yourself miserable over Inara.”
“Doctor,” said Mal, “is your sister a shrink as well as, uh, whatever else she is?”
“Captain,” said the doctor, “I give you my word I have no idea all the things my sister might be.”
Whatever Mal might have come up with to say to that was interrupted by the double buzz of the proximity indicator.
“I’ll go check on that,” said Wash, sounding relieved. He headed up to the bridge.
Everyone except River was now staring at the table top; she was looking right at Mal. After a very long and uncomfortable two minutes, Wash’s voice came over the intercom. “Mal, the fed is here and wants to come in.”