I was just overtaking them when Aahz stopped suddenly in his tracks and started to turn. Unable to halt my headlong sprint, I plowed into him, knocking him sprawling.
"In a hurry, handsome?" Tanda asked, eyeing me slyly.
"Gee, Aahz," I stammered, bending over him, "I didn't mean to-"
From a half sitting position, his hand lashed out in a cuff that spun me halfway around.
"Watch where you're going next time," he growled.
"Gleep!" said the dragon and licked my face.
Either my head was spinning more than I thought, or I had been through this scene before.
"Now quit clowning around and listen, kid."
Aahz was on his feet again, and all business.
"Here's where we part company for a while. You wait here while I go haggle with the mercenaries."
"Gee, Aahz," I whined. "Can't I-"
"No, you can't!" he said firmly. "The crew I'm going after is sharp. All we need is one of your dumb questions in the middle of negotiations and they'll triple their prices."
"But-" I began.
"You will wait here," Aahz ordered. "I repeat, wait. No fights, no window shopping for dragons, just wait!"
"I'll stay here with him, Aahz," Tanda volunteered.
"Good," Aahz nodded. "And try to keep him out of trouble, okay?"
With that, he turned and disappeared into the crowd. Actually, I wasn't too disappointed. I mean, I would have liked to have gone with him, but I liked having some time alone with Tanda even more... that is, if you can consider standing in the middle of the Bazaar at Deva being alone with someone.
"Well, Tanda," I said, flashing my brightest smile.
"Later, handsome," she replied briskly. "Right now I've got some errands to run."
"Errands?" I blinked.
"Yeah. Aahz is big on manpower, but I'd just as soon have a few extra tricks up my sleeve in case the going gets rough," she explained. "I'm going to duck over to the special effects section and see what they have in stock."
"Okay," I agreed, "Let's go."
"No, you don't," she said, shaking her head. "I think I'd better go this one alone. The kind of places I have in mind aren't fit for civilized customers. You and the dragon wait here."
"But you're supposed to be keeping me out of trouble!" I argued.
"And that's why I'm not taking you along," she said, smiling. "Now, what do you have along in the way of weaponry?"
"Well ..." I said hesitantly, "there's a sort of a sword in one of Gleep's packs."
"Fine!" she said. "Get it out and wear it. It'll keep the riffraff at a distance. Then ... um ... wait for me in there!"
She pointed at a strange-looking stone structure with a peeling sign on its front.
"What is it?" I asked, peering at it suspiciously.
"It's a ‘Yellow Crescent Inn,' " she explained. "It's sort of a restaurant. Get yourself something to eat. The food's unappetizing, but vaguely digestible."
I studied the place for a moment.
"Actually," I decided finally, "I think I'd rather..."
Right about there I discovered I was talking to myself. Tanda had disappeared without a trace.
For the second time in my life I was alone in the Bazaar at Deva.
Chapter Thirteen:
"Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce."
-HENRY VIII
FASCINATING as the Bazaar is, facing it alone can be rather frightening.
Being particularly susceptible to fear, I decided to follow Tanda's advice and entered the inn.
First, however, I took the precaution of tethering Gleep to the inn's hitching post and unpacking the sword. We had one decent sword. Unfortunately, Aahz was currently wearing it. That left me with Garkin's old sword, a weapon which has been sneered at by demon and demon-hunter alike. Still, its weight was reassuring on my hip, though it might have been more reassuring if I had known anything about how to handle it. Unfortunately, my lessons with Aahz to date had not included swordsmanship. I could only hope it would not be apparent to the casual observer that this was my first time to wear a sword.
Pausing in the door, I surveyed the inn's interior. Unaccustomed as I was to gracious dining, I realized in a flash that this wasn't it.
One of the few pieces of advice my farmer father had given me before I ran away from home was not to trust any inn or restaurant that appeared overly clean. He maintained the cleaner a place was, the more dubious the quality and origin of their food would be. If he were even vaguely right, this inn must be the bottom of the barrel. It was not only clean, it gleamed.
I do not mean that figuratively. Harsh overhead lights glinted off a haphazard arrangement of tiny tables and uncomfortable-looking chairs constructed of shiny metal and a hard white substance I didn't recognize. At the far end of the inn was a counter behind which stood a large stone gargoyle, the only decorative feature in the place. Behind the gargoyle was a door, presumably leading into the kitchen. There was a small window in the door through which I caught glimpses of the food being prepared. Preparation consisted of passing patties of meat over a stove, cramming them into a split roll, slopping a variety of colored pastes on top of the meat, and wrapping the whole mess in a piece of paper.
Watching this process confirmed my earlier fears. I do all the cooking for Aahz and myself, as I did before that for Garkin and myself, and before that just for myself. While I have no delusions as to the high quality of my cooking, I do know that what they were doing to that meat could only yield a meal the consistency and flavor of charred glove leather.
Despite the obvious low quality of the food, the inn seemed nearly full of customers. I noticed this out of the corner of my eye. I also noticed that a high percentage of them were staring at me. It occurred to me that this was probably because I had been standing in the door for some time without entering while working up my courage to go in.
Feeling slightly embarrassed, I stepped inside and let the door swing shut behind me. With fiendish accuracy, the door closed on my sword, pinning it momentarily and forcing me to break stride clumsily as I started forward. So much for my image as a swordsman.
Humiliated, I avoided looking at the other customers and made my way hurriedly to the inn's counter. I wasn't sure what I was going to do once I got there, since I didn't trust the food, but hopefully people would stop staring at me if I went through the motions of ordering.
Still trying to avoid eye contact with anyone, I made a big show of studying the gargoyle. There was a grinding noise, and the statue turned its head to return my stare. If wasn't a statue! They really had a gargoyle tending the counter!
The gargoyle seemed to be made of coarse gray stone, and when he flexed his wings, small pieces of crushed rock and dust showered silently to the floor. His hands were taloned, and there were curved spikes growing out of his elbows. The only redeeming feature I could see was his smile, which in itself was a bit unnerving. Dominating his wrinkled face, the smile seemed permanently etched in place, stretching well past his ears and displaying a set of pointed teeth even longer than Aahz's.
"Take your order?" the gargoyle asked politely, the smile never twitching.
"Urn ..." I said taking a step back. "I'll have to think about it. There's so much to choose from."
In actuality I couldn't read the menu ... if that's what it was. There was something etched in the wall behind the gargoyle in a language I couldn't decipher. I assume it was a menu because the prices weren't etched in the wall, but written in chalk over many erasures.
The gargoyle shrugged.
"Suit yourself," he said indifferently. "When you make up your mind, just holler. The name's Gus."
"I'll do that... Gus," I smiled, backing slowly toward the door.