Though it was my intent to exit quietly and wait outside with Gleep, things didn't work out that way. Before I had taken four steps, a hand fell on my shoulder.
"Skeeve, isn't it?" a voice proclaimed.
I spun around, or started to. I was brought up short when my sword banged into a table leg. My head kept moving, however, and I found myself face to face with an Imp.
"Brockhurst!" I exclaimed, recognizing him immediately.
"I thought I recognized you when you... hey!" The Imp took a step backward and raised his hands defensively. "Take it easy! I'm not looking for any trouble."
My hand had gone to my sword hilt in an involuntary effort to free it from the table leg. Apparently Brockhurst had interpreted the gesture as an effort to draw my weapon.
That was fine by me. Brockhurst had been one of Isstvan's lieutenants, and we hadn't parted on the best of terms. Having him a little afraid of my "ready sword" was probably a good thing.
"I don't hold any grudges," Brockhurst continued insistently. "That was just a job! Right now I'm between jobs... permanently!"
That last was added with a note of bitterness which piqued my curiosity.
"Things haven't been going well?" I asked cautiously.
The Imp grimaced.
"That's an understatement. Come on, sit down. I'll buy you a milkshake and tell you all about it."
I wasn't certain what a milkshake was, but I was sure I didn't want one if they were sold here.
"Urn... thanks anyway, Brockhurst," I said, forcing a smile, "but I think I'll pass."
The Imp arched an eyebrow at me.
"Still a little suspicious, eh?" he murmured. "Well, can't say as I blame you. Tell you what we'll do."
Before I could stop him, he strolled to the counter.
"Hey, Gus!" he called. "Mind if I take an extra cup?"
"Actually..." the gargoyle began.
"Thanks!"
Brockhurst was already on his way back, bearing his prize with him, some kind of a thin-sided, flimsy canister. Plopping down at a nearby table, he beckoned to me, indicating the seat opposite him with a wave of his hand.
There was no gracious course for me to follow other than to join him, though it would later occur to me I had no real obligation to be gracious. Moving carefully to avoid knocking anything over with my sword, I maneuvered my way to the indicated seat.
Apparently, Brockhurst had been sitting here before, as there was already a canister on the table identical to the one he had fetched from the counter. The only difference was that the one on the table was three-quarters full of a curious pink liquid.
With great ceremony, the Imp picked up the canister from the table and poured half its contents into the new vessel. The liquid poured with the consistency of swamp muck.
"Here!" he said, pushing one of the canisters across the table to me. "Now you don't have to worry about any funny business with the drinks. We're both drinking the same thing."
With that, he raised his vessel in a mock toast and took a healthy swallow from it. Apparently he expected me to do the same. I would have rather sucked blood.
"Um... it's hard to believe things aren't going well for you," I stalled. "You look well enough."
For a change, I was actually sincere. Brockhurst looked good... even for an Imp. As Aahz had said, Imps are snappy dressers, and Brockhurst was no exception. He was outfitted in a rust-colored velvet jerkin trimmed in gold, which set off his pink complexion and sleek black hair superbly. If he were starving, you couldn't tell it from looking at him. Though still fairly slender, he was as well muscled and adroit as when I had first met him.
"Don't let appearances fool you," Brockhurst insisted, shaking his head. "You see before you an Imp pushed to the wall. I've had to sell everything-my crossbow, my pouch of magic tricks-I couldn't even raise enough money to pay my dues to the Assassins Guild."
"It's that hard to find work?" I sympathized.
"I'll tell you, Skeeve," he whispered confidentially, "I haven't worked since that fiasco with Isstvan."
"Where is Isstvan, anyway?" I asked casually.
"Don't worry about him," Brochkurst said grimly. "We left him working concession stands on the Isle of Coney, a couple of dimensions from here."
"What happened to the others?"
I was genuinely curious. I hadn't had much of a chance to talk with Tanda since our reunion.
"We left Frumple under a cloud of birds in some park or other... figured he looked better as a statue than he did alive. The demon hunter and the girl took off for parts unknown one night while we were asleep. My partner, Higgens, headed back to Imper. He figured his career was over and that he might as well settle down. Me, I've been looking for work ever since, and I'm starting to think Higgens was right."
"Come on, Brockhurst," I chided. "There must be something you can do. I mean, this is the Bazaar."
The Imp heaved a sigh and took another sip of his drink.
"It's nice of you to say that, Skeeve," he smiled. "But I've got to face the facts. There's not a big demand for Imps anyway, and none at all for an Imp with no powers."
I knew what he meant. All the dimension travelers I had met so far-Aahz, Isstvan, Tanda, and even the Deveel Frumple-seemed to regard Imps as inferior beings. The nicest thing I had heard said about them was that they were styleless imitators of the Deveels.
I felt sorry for him. Despite the fact we had first met as enemies, it wasn't that long ago I had been a loser nobody wanted.
"You've got to keep trying," I encouraged. "Somewhere, there's someone who wants to hire you."
"Not very likely," the Imp grimaced. "The way I am now, I wouldn't hire me. Would you?"
"Sure I would," I insisted. "In a minute."
"Oh, well," he sighed. "I shouldn't dwell on myself. How have things been with you? What brings you to the Bazaar?"
Now it was my turn to grimace. "Aahz and I are in a bad spot," I explained. "We're here trying to recruit a force to help us out."
"You're hiring people?" Brockhurst was suddenly intense.
"Yeah. Why?" I replied.
Too late, I realized what I was saying.
"Then you weren't kidding about hiring me!" Brockhurst was beside himself with glee.
"Urn.. ."I said.
"This is great," the Imp chortled, rubbing his hands together. "Believe me, Skeeve, you won't regret this."
I was regretting it already.
"Wait a minute, Brockhurst," I interrupted desperately. "There are a few things you should know about the job."
"Like what?"
"Well ... for one thing, the odds are bad," I said judiciously. "We're up against an army. That's pretty rough fare considering how low the pay is."
I thought I would touch a nerve with that remark about the pay. I was right.
"How low is the pay?" the Imp asked bluntly.
Now I was stuck. I didn't have the vaguest idea how much mercenaries were normally paid.
"We... um ... we couldn't offer you more than one gold piece for the whole job," I shrugged.
"Done!" Brockhurst proclaimed. "With the current state of my finances, I can't turn down an offer like that no matter how dangerous it is."
It occurred to me that sometime I should have Aahz give me a quick course in rates of exchange.
"Um... there's one other problem," I murmured thoughtfully.
"What's that?"
"Well, my partner, you remember Aahz?"
The Imp nodded.
"Well, he's out right now trying to hire a force, and he's got the money," I continued. "There's a good chance that if he's successful, and he usually is, there won't be enough money left to hire you."
Brockhurst pursed his lips for a moment, then shrugged.
"Well," he said, "I'll take the chance. I wasn't going anywhere anyway. As I said, they haven't exactly been beating my door down with job offers."
I had run out of excuses.