-A. HITLER
FORTUNATELY, the army had not moved from the position it held when we left for Deva. I say fortunately because Aahz pointed out they might well have renewed their advance in our absence. If that had happened, we would have returned to find ourselves behind the enemy lines, if not actually in the middle of one of their encampments.
Of course, he pointed this out to me after we had arrived back on Klah. Aahz is full of helpful little tidbits of information, but his timing leaves a lot to be desired.
Ajax lost no time upon our arrival. Moving with a briskness that belied his years, he strung his bow and stood squinting at the distant encampments.
"Well, youngster," he asked, never taking his eyes from the enemy's formations, "what's my first batch of targets?"
His eagerness took me aback a bit, but Aahz covered for me neatly.
"First," he said loftily, "we'll have to hold a final planning session."
"We didn't expect to have you along, Ajax," Tanda added. "Having a genuine Archer on our side naturally calls for some drastic revisions of our battle plans."
"Don't bother me none," Ajax shrugged. "Just wanted ta let you know I was ready to earn my keep. Take yer time. Seen too many wars messed up ‘cause nobody bothered to do any plannin'! If ya don't mind, though, think I'll take me a little nap. Jes' holler when ya want some shootin' done."
"Ah ... go ahead, Ajax," I agreed.
Without further conversation, Ajax plopped down and pulled his cloak a bit closer about him. Within a few minutes, he was snoring lightly, but I noticed his bow was still in his grip.
"Now there's a seasoned soldier," Aahz observed. "Gets his sleep when and where he can."
"You want me to do a little scouting, boss?" Gus asked.
"Um ..." I hesitated, glancing quickly at Aahz. Aahz caught my look and gave a small nod. "Sure, Gus," I finished. "We'll wait for you here."
"I'll scout in the other direction," Brockhurst volunteered.
"Okay," I nodded. "Aahz, can you give ‘em a quick briefing?"
I was trying to drop the load in Aahz's lap, but he joined the conversation as smoothly as if we had rehearsed it this way.
"There are a couple of things we need specific information on," he said solemnly. "First, we need a battlefield, small with scattered cover. Gus, you check that out. You know what we're going to need. Brockhurst, see what details you can bring back on the three nearest encampments."
Both scouts nodded briskly.
"And both of you, stay out of sight," Aahz warned. "The information's no good to us if you don't come back."
"C'mon, Aahz," Gus admonished. "What have they got that can put a dent in the old rock?"
He demonstrated by smashing his forearm into a sapling. The tree went down, apparently without affecting the gargoyle's arm in the slightest.
"I don't know," Aahz admitted. "And I don't want to know, yet. You're one of our surprise weapons. No point in giving the enemy an advance warning. Get my meaning?"
"Got it, Aahz," Gus nodded, and lumbered off.
"Be back in a bit," Brockhurst said with a wave of his hand, heading off in the opposite direction.
"Now that we've got a minute," I murmured to Aahz as I returned Brockhurst's wave, "would you mind telling me what our final plan is? I don't even know what the preliminary plans were."
"That's easy," Aahz replied. "We don't have one ...yet."
"Well, when are we going to form one?" I asked with forced patience.
"Probably on the battlefield," Aahz yawned. "Until then it's pointless. There're too many variables until then."
"Wouldn't it be a good idea to have at least a general idea as to what we're going to do before we wander out on the battlefield?" I insisted. "It would do a lot for my peace of mind."
"Oh, I've already got a general idea as to what we'll be doing," Aahz admitted.
"Isn't he sweet?" Tanda grimaced. "Would you mind sharing it with us, Aahz? We've got a stake in this, too."
"Well," he began lazily, "the name of the game is delay and demoralize. The way I figure it, we aren't going to overpower them. We haven't got enough going for us to even try that."
I bit back a sarcastic observation and let him continue.
"Delay and demoralize we should be able to do, though," Aahz smiled. "Right off the bat, we've got two big weapons going for us in that kind of a fight."
"Ajax and Gus," I supplied helpfully.
"Fear and bureaucracy," Aahz corrected.
"How's that again?" Tanda frowned.
"Tanda, my girl," Aahz smiled, "you've been spoiled by your skylarking through the dimensions. You've forgotten how the man on the street thinks. The average person in any dimension doesn't know the first thing about magik, particularly about its limitations. If the kid here tells ‘em he can make the sun stop or trees grow upside down, they'll believe him. Particularly if he's got a few strange characters parading around as proof of his power, and I think you'll have to admit, the crew he's got backing him this time around is pretty strange."
"What's bureaucracy?" I asked, finally getting a word in edgewise.
"Red tape ... the system," Aahz informed me. "The organization to get things done that keeps things from getting done. In this case, it's called the chain-of-command. An army the size of the one we're facing has to function like a well-oiled machine or it starts tripping over its own feet. I'm betting if we toss a couple of handfuls of sand into its gears, they'll spend more time fighting each other than chasing us."
This was one of the first times Aahz had actually clarified something he said. I wished he hadn't. I was more confused than I had been before.
"Um... how are we going to do all this?" I asked.
"We'll be able to tell better after you've had your first war council," Aahz shrugged.
"Aren't we having it now?"
"I meant with the enemy," Aahz scowled. "Sometime in the near future, you're going to have to sit down with one of their officers and decide how this war's going to be fought."
"Me? "I blinked.
"You are the leader of the defenses, remember?" Aahz grinned at me.
"It's part of the job, handsome," Tanda confirmed.
"Wait a minute," I interrupted. "It just came to me. I think I have a better idea."
‘ ‘This I've got to hear," Aahz grinned.
"Shut up, Aahz," Tanda ordered, poking him in the ribs. "Whatcha got, handsome?"
"We've got a couple of trained Assassins on our side, don't we?" I observed. "Why don't we just put ‘em to work? If enough officers suddenly turn up dead, odds are the army will fall apart. Right?"
"It won't work, kid," Aahz announced bluntly.
"Why not?"
"We can bend the rules, but we can't break ‘em," Aahz explained. "Wars are fought between the troops. Killing off the officers without engaging their troops goes against tradition. I doubt if your own force would stand still for it. Old troopers like Ajax would have no part of a scheme like that."
"He's right," Tanda confirmed. "Assassins take contracts on individuals in personal feuds, but not against the general staff of an army."
"But it would be so easy," I insisted.
"Look at it this way, kid," Aahz put in. "If you could do it, they could do it. The way things are now, you're exempt from Assassins. Would you really want to change that?"
"What do I say in a war council?" I asked.
"I'll brief you on that when the time comes," Aahz reassured me. "Right now we have other things to plan."