Whether or not the soldier understood Aahz's allusion (I didn't), he caught the general implication.
"Yeah, there's someone in charge," he snarled, his complexion darkening slightly. "He's a very busy man right now, too busy to stand around talking to civilians. We're getting ready to move our troops, mister, so take your son and get out of the way. If you want to watch the soldiers, you'll have to follow along and watch us when we camp tonight."
"Do you have any idea who you're talking to?" I said in a surprisingly soft voice.
"I don't care who your father is, sonny," the soldier retorted. "We're trying to-"
"The name's not ‘sonny,' it's Skeeve!" I hissed, drawing myself up. "Court magician to the kingdom of Possiltum, pledged to that kingdom's defense. Now I advise you to call your officer ... or do you want to wake up tomorrow morning on a lily pad?" The soldier recoiled a step and stood regarding me suspiciously.
"Is he for real?" he asked Aahz skeptically.
"How's your taste for flies?" Aahz smiled.
"You mean he can really-"
"Look," interrupted Aahz, "I'm not playing servant to the kid because of his terrific personality, if you know what I mean."
"I see ... um. ..." The soldier was cautiously backing toward the encampment. "I'll... um... I'll bring my commanding officer."
"We'll be here," Aahz assured him.
The soldier nodded and retreated with noticeably greater speed than he had displayed approaching us.
"So far, so good," my mentor said with a grin.
"What's wrong with my personality?" I asked bluntly.
Aahz sighed. "Later, kid. For the time being, concentrate on looking aloof and dignified, okay?"
Okay or not, there wasn't much else to do while we waited for the officer to put in his appearance.
Apparently, news of our presence spread through the encampment in record time, for a crowd of soldiers gathered at the edge of the camp long before we saw any sign of the officer. It seemed all preparations to move were suspended at least temporarily while the soldiers lined up and craned their necks to gawk at us.
It was kind of a nice feeling to have caused such a sensation, until I noticed several soldiers were taking time to strap on weapons and armor before joining the crowd.
"Aahz! "I whispered.
"Yeah, kid?"
"I thought this was supposed to be a peaceful meeting."
"It is," he assured me.
"But they're arming!" I pointed out.
"Relax, kid," he whispered back. "Remember, Ajax is covering us."
I tried to focus on that thought. Then I saw what was apparently the officer approaching us flanked by two soldiers, and I focused on the swords they were all wearing.
"Aahz! "I hissed.
"Relax, kid," Aahz advised me. "Remember Ajax."
I remembered. I also remembered we were vastly outnumbered.
"I understand you gentlemen are emissaries of Possiltum?" the officer asked, coming to a halt in front of us.
I nodded stiffly, hoping the abruptness of my motion would be interpreted as annoyance rather than fear.
"Fine," the officer smirked. "Then as the first representative of the Empire to contact a representative of Possiltum, I have the pleasure of formally declaring war on your kingdom."
"What is your name?" Aahz asked casually.
"Claude," the officer responded. "Why do you ask?"
"The historians like details," Aahz shrugged.
"Well, Claude, as the first representative of Possiltum to meet with a representative of your Empire in times of war, it is our pleasure to demand your unconditional surrender."
That got a smile out of the officer.
"Surrender?" he chortled. "To a cripple and a child? You must be mad. Even if I had the authority to do such a thing, I wouldn't."
"That's right." Aahz shook his head in mock self admonishment. "We should have realized. Someone in charge of a supply company wouldn't swing much weight in an army like this, would he?"
We had chosen this particular group of soldiers to approach specifically because they were a supply unit. That meant they were lightly armed and hopefully not an elite fighting group.
Aahz's barb struck home, however. The officer stopped smiling and dropped his hand to his sword hilt. I found myself thinking again of Ajax's protection.
"I have more than enough authority to deal with you two," he hissed.
"Authority, maybe," I yawned. "But I frankly doubt you have the power to stand against us."
As I mentioned, I did not feel as confident as I sounded. The officer's honor guard had mimicked his action, so that now all three of our adversaries were standing ready to draw their swords.
"Very well," Claude snarled. "You've been warned. Now we're going to bring our wagons across this spot, and if you're on it when we get here you've no one to blame but yourselves."
"Accepted!" Aahz leered. "Shall we say noon tomorrow?"
"Tomorrow?" the officer scowled. "What's wrong with right now?"
"Come, come, Claude," Aahz admonished. "We're talking about the first engagement of a new campaign. Surely you want some time to plan your tactics."
"Tactics?" Claude echoed thoughtfully.
"... and to pass the word to your superiors that you're leading the opening gambit," Aahz continued casually.
"Hmm," the officer murmured.
"... and to summon reinforcements," I supplied. "Unless, of course, you want to keep all the glory for yourself."
"Glory!"
That did it. Claude pounced on the word like a Deveel on a gold piece. Aahz had been right in assuming supply officers don't see combat often.
"I ... uh ... I don't believe we'll require reinforcements," he murmured cagily.
"Are you sure?" Aahz sneered. "The odds are only about a hundred to one in your favor."
"But he is a magician," Claude smiled. "A good officer can't be too careful. Still, it would be pointless to involve too many officers ... er ... I mean, soldiers in a minor skirmish."
"Claude," Aahz said with grudging admiration, "I can see yours is a military mind without equal. Win or lose, I look forward to having you as an opponent."
"And you, sir," the officer returned with equal formality. "Shall we say noon then?"
"We'll be here," Aahz nodded.
With that, the officer turned and strode briskly back to his encampment, his bodyguard trudging dutifully beside him.
Our comrades were bristling with questions when we reentered the tree line.
"Is it set, boss?" Brockhurst asked.
"Any trouble?" Tanda pressed.
"Piece of cake," Aahz bragged. "Right, kid?"
"Well," I began modestly, "I was a little worried when they started to reach for their swords. I would have been terrified if I didn't know Ajax was . .. say, where is Ajax?"
"He's up in that clump of bushes," Gus informed me, jerking a massive thumb at a thicket of greenery on the edge of the tree line. "He should be back by now."
When we found Ajax, he was fast asleep curled around his bow. We had to shake him several times to wake him.
Chapter Eighteen:
"Just before the battle, Mother, I was thinking most of you..."
-SONNY BARKER
A LONG, slimy tongue assaulted me from the darkness, accompanied by a blast of bad breath which could have only one source.
"Gleep!"
I started to automatically cuff the dragon away, then had a sudden change of heart.
"Hi, fella," I smiled, scratching his ear. "Lonely?"
In response, my pet flopped on his side with a thud that shook the ground. His serpentine neck was long enough that he managed to perform this maneuver without moving his head from my grasp.