The general hesitated, scowling, then extended his hand to grasp the floating pike. Just before he reached it, I let it fall to the ground where it clattered noisily.
"... and hopefully additional instructions as to how to handle their weapons," I concluded.
The general flushed and started to pick up the pike. Then the chancellor snickered, and the general spun around to glare at him. The chancellor smirked openly and whispered something to the king, who tried to suppress a smile at his words.
The general turned to me again, ignoring the pike, and glared down from his full height.
"Who are you?" he asked in a tone which implied my name would be immediately moved to the head of the list for public execution.
"Who's asking?" I glared back, still not completely over my anger.
"The man you are addressing," the king interceded, "is Hugh Badaxe, Commander of the Royal Armies of Possiltum."
"And I am J. R. Grimble," the chancellor added hastily, afraid of being left out. "First Advisor to His Majesty."
The general shot another black look at Grimble. I decided it was time to get down to business.
"I am the magician known as Skeeve," I began grandly. "I have come in response to a gracious invitation from His Most Noble Majesty, Rodrick the Fifth."
I paused and inclined my head slightly to the king who smiled and nodded in return.
"I have come to determine for myself if I should consider accepting a position at the court of Possiltum."
The phrasing of that last part had been chosen very carefully by Aahz. It was designed to display my confidence by implying the choice was mine rather than theirs.
The subtlety was not lost on the chancellor, who raised a critical eyebrow at my choice of words. "Now, such a position requires confidence on both sides," I continued. "I must feel that I will be amply rewarded for my services, and His Majesty must be satisfied that my skills are worthy of his sponsorship."
I turned slightly and raised my voice to address the entire court.
"The generosity of the crown of Possiltum is known to all," I declared. "And I have every confidence His Majesty will reward his retainers in proportion to their service to him."
There was a strangled sound behind me, from the general, I think. I ignored it.
"Therefore, all that is required is that I satisfy His Majesty... and his advisors... that my humble skills will indeed suffice his needs."
I turned to the throne once more, letting the king see my secret smile which belied the humility of my words.
"Your Majesty, my powers are many and varied. However, the essence of power is control. Therefore realizing you are a busy man, rather than waste time with mere commercial trickeries and minor demonstrations such as we have already seen, I shall weave but three spells and trust in your wisdom to perceive the depths behind them."
I turned and stretched forth a finger to point at Buttercup and Gleep.
"Yonder are my prize pair of matched unicorns," I said dramatically. "Would Your Majesty be so kind as to choose one of them?"
The king blinked in surprise at being invited to participate in my demonstration. For a moment he hesitated.
"Umm ... I choose the one on the left," he said, finally indicating Buttercup.
I bowed slightly.
"Very well, Your Majesty. By your word shall that creature be spared. Observe the other closely."
Actually, that was another little stunt Aahz had taught me. It's called a "magician's force," and allows a performer to offer his audience a choice without really giving them a choice. Had the king chosen Gleep, I would have simply proceeded to work on "the creature he had doomed with a word."
Slowly, I pointed a finger at Gleep and lowered my head slightly.
"Walla walla Washington!" I said somberly.
I don't know what the words meant, but Aahz assured me they had historic precedence and would convince people I was actually doing something complex.
"A lla kazam shazam," I continued, raising my other arm. "Bibbity bobbity ..."
I mentally removed Gleep's disguise.
The crowd reacted with a gasp, drowning out my final "goo-gleep."
My dragon heard his name, though, and reacted immediately. His head came up and he lumbered forward to stand docilely at my side. As planned, Aahz immediately shambled forward to a position near Gleep's head and stood watchful and ready.
This was meant to imply that we were prepared to handle any difficulty which might arise with the dragon. The crowd's reaction to him, however, overshadowed their horror at seeing a unicorn transformed to a dragon. I had forgotten how effective the "disreputable character" disguise was. Afraid of losing the momentum of my performance, I hurried on.
"This misshapen wretch is my apprentice Aahz," I announced. "You may wonder if it is within his power to stop the dragon should the beast grow angry. I tell you now ... it is not!"
The crowd edged back nervously. From the corner of my eye, I saw the general's hand slide to the handle of his axe.
"But it is within my power! Now you know that the forces of darkness are no strangers to Skeeve!"
I spun and stabbed a finger at Aahz.
"Bobbelty gook, crumbs and martyrs!"
I removed Aahz's disguise.
There was a moment of stunned silence, then Aahz smiled. Aahz's smile has been known to make strong men weak, and there were not many strong men in the crowd.
The audience half trampled each other in their haste to backpedal from the demon, and the sound of screeches was intermixed with hastily chanted protection spells.
I turned to the throne once more. The king and the chancellor seemed to be taking it well. They were composed, though a bit pale. The general was scowling thoughtfully at Aahz.
"As a demon, my apprentice can suppress the dragon if need be ... nay, ten dragons. Such is my power. Yet power must be tempered with gentleness ... gentility if you will."
I allowed my expression to grow thoughtful.
"To confuse one's enemies and receive one's allies, you need no open show of power or menace. For occasions such as those, one's powers can be masked until one is no more conspicuous than... than a stripling."
As I spoke the final words, I stripped away my own disguise and stood in my youthful unsplendor. I probably should have used some fake magik words, but I had already used up all the ones Aahz had taught me and was afraid of experimenting with new ones.
The king and the chancellor were staring at me intently as if trying to penetrate my magical disguise with willpower alone. The general was performing a similar exercise staring at Aahz, who folded his arms and bared his teeth in a confident smile.
For a change, I shared his confidence. Let them stare. It was too late to penetrate my magik because I wasn't working any more. Though the royal troupe and the entire audience was convinced they were witnessing a powerful spell, in actuality all I had done was remove the spells which had been distorting their vision. At the moment, all of us, Aahz, Buttercup, deep, and myself, were our normal selves, however abnormal we appeared. Even the most adept magical vision could not penetrate a nonexistent spell.
"As you see. Your Majesty," I concluded. "My powers are far from ordinary. They can make the gentle fearsome, or the mighty harmless. They can destroy your enemies or amuse your court, depending upon your whim. Say the word, speak your approval, and the powers of Skeeve are yours to command."
I drew myself up and bowed my head respectfully, and remained in that position awaiting judgment from the throne.
Several moments passed without a word. Finally, I risked a peek at the pavilion.
The chancellor and the general were exchanging heated whispers over the head of the king, who inclined his head this way and that as he listened. Realizing this could take a while, I quietly eased my head to an upright position as I waited.