"He's already suspicious," I pointed out. "The question is what do we do now?"
"Nothing to it," my mentor winked. "Just watch how I handle this."
In spite of my worries, I found myself smiling in eager anticipation. Nobody can spin a lie like Aahz once he gets rolling.
"The explanation is really quite simple," Aahz smiled, turning to the youth. "You see, we're magicians who just dropped in from another world. Having just arrived here, we are naturally disoriented."
"My, what a clever alibi," I commented dryly.
Aahz favored me with a dirty look.
"As I was saying," he continued, "we have come to offer our services to the glorious city of Ta-hoe for the upcoming war."
It occurred to me that that last statement was a little suspicious. I mean, we had clearly not known about the war at the beginning of this conversation.
Fortunately, the youth overlooked this minor detail.
"Magicians?" he smiled skeptically. "You don't look like magicians to me."
"Show him, kid," Aahz instructed.
"Show him?" I blinked.
"That's right," my mentor nodded. "Drop the disguises, one at a time."
With a shrug, I slipped my arm back into the translator pendant and let my disguise fall away.
"I am Skeeve," I announced, "and this"-I dropped Aahz's disguise-"is my friend and fellow magician, Aahz."
The effect on the youth couldn't have been greater if we had lit a fire under him. Dropping his pole, he sprang to his feet and began backing away until I was afraid he'd topple into the pond. His eyes were wide with fright, and his mouth kept opening and shutting, though no sounds came forth.
"That's enough, kid," Aahz winked. "He's convinced."
I hastily reassembled the disguises, but it did little to calm the youth.
"Not a bad illusion, eh, sport?" my mentor leered at him.
"I ... I ..." the youth stammered. Then he paused and set his lips. "Ta-hoe's that way."
"Thanks," I smiled. "We'll be on our way now."
"Not so fast, kid," Aahz waved. "What's your name, son?"
"Griffin ... sir," the youth replied uneasily.
"Well, Griffin," Aahz smiled, "how would you like to show us the way?"
"Why? "I asked bluntly.
"Wake up, kid," my mentor scowled. "We can't just leave him here. He knows who and what we are."
"I know," I commented archly. "You told him."
"... and besides," he continued as if I hadn't spoken, "he's our passport if we meet any Army patrols."
"I'd rather not... " Griffin began.
"Of course," Aahz interrupted. "There is another possibility. We could kill him here and now."
"I insist you let me escort you!" the youth proclaimed.
"Welcome, comrade!" I beamed.
"See, kid?" my mentor smiled, clapping me on the shoulder. "I told you, you could settle things without my help."
"Ummm... there is one thing, though," Griffin commented hesitantly.
"And that is ..." Aahz prompted.
"I hope you won't hold it against me if your services aren't accepted," the youth frowned.
"You doubt our powers?" my mentor scowled in his most menacing manner.
"Oh, it's not that," Griffin explained quickly. "It's just that....ou see ... well, we already have a magician."
"Is that all?" Aahz laughed. "Just leave him to us."
When Aahz says "us" in regard to magik, he means me. However bad things had gone so far, I had an uncomfortable foreboding they were going to get worse.
Chapter Nine:
"War may be Hell. .. but it's good for business!"
-THE ASSOCIATION FOR MERCHANTS, MANUFACTURERS, AND MORTICIANS
TA-HOE was a beehive of activity when we arrived. Preparations for the upcoming war were in full swing, and everybody was doing something. Surprisingly enough, most of the preparations were of a non-military nature.
"What is all this?" I asked our native guide.
"I told you," he explained. "We're getting ready for a war with Veygus."
"This is getting ready for a war?" I said, gazing incredulously about.
"Sure," Griffin nodded. "Souvenirs don't make themselves, you know."
There wasn't a spear or uniform in sight. Instead, the citizens were busily producing pennants, posters, and lightweight shirts with "Win the War" emblazoned across them.
"It's the biggest thing to hit Ta-hoe in my lifetime," our guide confided. "I mean. Big Game souvenirs are a stock item. If you design it right, you can even hang on to any overstock and sell it the following year. This war thing caught everybody flatfooted. A lot of people are complaining that they weren't given sufficient warning to cash in on it. There's a resolution before the council right now to postpone hostilities for another month. The folks who deal in knitted hats and stadium blankets are behind it. They claim that declaring war on such short notice will hurt their businesses by giving unfair advantage to the merchants who handle stuff like bumper stickers and posters that can be cranked out in a hurry."
I couldn't understand most of what he was talking about, but Aahz was enthralled.
"These folks really know how to run a war!" he declared with undisguised enthusiasm. "Most dimensions make their war profits off munitions and weapons contracts. I'll tell you, kid, if we weren't in such a hurry, I'd take notes."
It's a rare thing for Aahz to show admiration for anyone, much less a whole dimension, and I'd never before heard him admit there was anything he could learn about making money. I found the phenomenon unnerving.
"Speaking of being in a hurry," I interjected, "would you mind telling me why we're on our way to talk to Ta-hoe's magician?"
"That's easy," my mentor smiled. "For the most part, magicians stick together. There's a loyalty to others in the same line of work that transcends any national or dimensional ties. With any luck, we can enlist his aid in springing Tanda loose."
"That's funny," I observed dryly. "The magicians I've seen so far were usually at each other's throats. I got the definite impression they'd like nothing better than to see competing magicians, and us specifically, expire on the spot."
"There is that possibility," Aahz admitted, "but look at it this way. If he won't help us, then he'll probably be our major opponent and we'll want to get a fix on what he can and can't do before we make our plans. Either way, we want to see him as soon as possible."
You may have noticed Aahz's appraisals of a situation are usually far from reassuring. Some day I might get used to that, but in the meantime I'm learning to operate in a constant state of blind panic.
For a moment, our path was blocked by a crowd listening to a young rabble-rouser who spoke to them from atop a jury-rigged platform. As near as I could make out, they were protesting the war.
"I tell you, the council is withholding information from us!"
A growl arose from the assemblage.
"As citizens of Ta-hoe, we have the right to know the facts about this war!"
The response was louder and more fevered.
"How are we supposed to set the odds for this war, much less bet intelligently, if we don't know the facts?"
The crowd was nearing frenzied hysterics as we finally edged past.
"Who are these people?" I asked.
"Bookies," Griffin shrugged. "The council's better watch its step. They're one of the strongest lobbies in Ta-hoe."
"I tell you, it's awe-inspiring," Aahz murmured dreamily.
"We've got to stand up for our rights! Demand the facts!" the rabble-rouser was screaming. "We've got to know the lineups, the battle plans, the... "